← catalogue

Queen Lucia

by E. F. Benson · English · Gutenberg #6840 · 499,215 chars · public domain (US)

The Project Gutenberg eBook of Queen Lucia
    
This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and
most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms
of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online
at www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States,
you will have to check the laws of the country where you are located
before using this eBook.

Title: Queen Lucia

Author: E. F. Benson


        
Release date: November 1, 2004 [eBook #6840]
                Most recently updated: November 10, 2011

Language: English

Other information and formats: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/6840

Credits: Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team


*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK QUEEN LUCIA ***




Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Charles Franks and the Online
Distributed Proofreading Team.








Queen Lucia

by E. F. Benson




Chapter ONE


Though the sun was hot on this July morning Mrs Lucas preferred to
cover the half-mile that lay between the station and her house on her
own brisk feet, and sent on her maid and her luggage in the fly that
her husband had ordered to meet her. After those four hours in the
train a short walk would be pleasant, but, though she veiled it from
her conscious mind, another motive, sub-consciously engineered,
prompted her action. It would, of course, be universally known to all
her friends in Riseholme that she was arriving today by the 12.26, and
at that hour the village street would be sure to be full of them. They
would see the fly with luggage draw up at the door of The Hurst, and
nobody except her maid would get out.

That would be an interesting thing for them: it would cause one of
those little thrills of pleasant excitement and conjectural exercise
which supplied Riseholme with its emotional daily bread. They would all
wonder what had happened to her, whether she had been taken ill at the
very last moment before leaving town and with her well-known fortitude
and consideration for the feelings of others, had sent her maid on to
assure her husband that he need not be anxious. That would clearly be
Mrs Quantock's suggestion, for Mrs Quantock's mind, devoted as it was
now to the study of Christian Science, and the determination to deny
the existence of pain, disease and death as regards herself, was always
full of the gloomiest views as regards her friends, and on the
slightest excuse, pictured that they, poor blind things, were suffering
from false claims. Indeed, given that the fly had already arrived at
The Hurst, and that its arrival had at this moment been seen by or
reported to Daisy Quantock, the chances were vastly in favour of that
lady's having already started in to give Mrs Lucas absent treatment.
Very likely Georgie Pillson had also seen the anticlimax of the fly's
arrival, but he would hazard a much more probable though erroneous
solution of her absence. He would certainly guess that she had sent on
her maid with her luggage to the station in order to take a seat for
her, while she herself, oblivious of the passage of time, was spending
her last half hour in contemplation of the Italian masterpieces at the
National Gallery, or the Greek bronzes at the British Museum. Certainly
she would not be at the Royal Academy, for the culture of Riseholme,
led by herself, rejected as valueless all artistic efforts later than
the death of Sir Joshua Reynolds, and a great deal of what went before.
Her husband with his firm grasp of the obvious, on the other hand,
would be disappointingly capable even before her maid confirmed his
conjecture, of concluding that she had merely walked from the station.

The motive, then, that made her send her cab on, though subconsciously
generated, soon penetrated into her consciousness, and these guesses at
what other people would think when they saw it arrive without her,
sprang from the dramatic element that formed so large a part of her
mentality, and made her always take, as by right divine, the leading
part in the histrionic entertainments with which the cultured of
Riseholme beguiled or rather strenuously occupied such moments as could
be spared from their studies of art and literature, and their social
engagements. Indeed she did not usually stop at taking the leading
part, but, if possible, doubled another character with it, as well as
being stage-manager and adapter, if not designer of scenery. Whatever
she did--and really she did an incredible deal--she did it with all the
might of her dramatic perception, did it in fact with such earnestness
that she had no time to have an eye to the gallery at all, she simply
contemplated herself and her own vigorous accomplishment. When she
played the piano as she frequently did, (reserving an hour for practice
every day), she cared not in the smallest degree for what anybody who
passed down the road outside her house might be thinking of the
roulades that poured from her open window: she was simply Emmeline
Lucas, absorbed in glorious Bach or dainty Scarletti, or noble
Beethoven. The latter perhaps was her favorite composer, and many were
the evenings when with lights quenched and only the soft effulgence of
the moon pouring in through the uncurtained windows, she sat with her
profile, cameo-like (or like perhaps to the head on a postage stamp)
against the dark oak walls of her music-room, and entranced herself and
her listeners, if there were people to dinner, with the exquisite
pathos of the first movement of the Moonlight Sonata. Devotedly as she
worshipped the Master, whose picture hung above her Steinway Grand, she
could never bring herself to believe that the two succeeding movements
were on the same sublime level as the first, and besides they "went"
very much faster. But she had seriously thought, as she came down in
the train today and planned her fresh activities at home of trying to
master them, so that she could get through their intricacies with
tolerable accuracy. Until then, she would assuredly stop at the end of
the first movement in these moonlit seances, and say that the other two
were more like morning and afternoon. Then with a sigh she would softly
shut the piano lid, and perhaps wiping a little genuine moisture from
her eyes, would turn on the electric light and taking up a book from
the table, in which a paper-knife marked the extent of her penetration,
say:

"Georgie, you must really promise me to read this life of Antonino
Caporelli the moment I have finished it. I never understood the rise of
the Venetian School before. As I read I can smell the salt tide
creeping up over the lagoon, and see the campanile of dear Torcello."

And Georgie would put down the tambour on which he was working his copy
of an Italian cope and sigh too.

"You are too wonderful!" he would say. "How do you find time for
everything?"

She rejoined with the apophthegm that made the rounds of Riseholme next
day.

"My dear, it is just busy people that have time for everything."

It might be thought that even such activities as have here been
indicated would be enough to occupy anyone so busily that he would
positively not have time for more, but such was far from being the case
with Mrs Lucas. Just as the painter Rubens amused himself with being
the ambassador to the Court of St. James--a sufficient career in itself
for most busy men--so Mrs Lucas amused herself, in the intervals of her
pursuit of Art for Art's sake, with being not only an ambassador but a
monarch. Riseholme might perhaps according to the crude materialism of
maps, be included in the kingdom of Great Britain, but in a more real
and inward sense it formed a complete kingdom of its own, and its queen
was undoubtedly Mrs Lucas, who ruled it with a secure autocracy
pleasant to contemplate at a time when thrones were toppling, and
imperial crowns whirling like dead leaves down the autumn winds. The
ruler of Riseholme, happier than he of Russia, had no need to fear the
finger of Bolshevism writing on the wall, for there was not in the
whole of that vat which seethed so pleasantly with culture, one bubble
of revolutionary ferment. Here there was neither poverty nor discontent
nor muttered menace of any upheaval: Mrs Lucas, busy and serene, worked
harder than any of her subjects, and exercised an autocratic control
over a nominal democracy.

Something of the consciousness of her sovereignty was in her mind, as
she turned the last hot corner of the road and came in sight of the
village street that constituted her kingdom. Indeed it belonged to her,
as treasure trove belongs to the Crown, for it was she who had been the
first to begin the transformation of this remote Elizabethan village
into the palace of culture that was now reared on the spot where ten
years ago an agricultural population had led bovine and unilluminated
lives in their cottages of grey stone or brick and timber. Before that,
while her husband was amassing a fortune, comfortable in amount and
respectable in origin, at the Bar, she had merely held up a small dim
lamp of culture in Onslow Gardens. But both her ambition and his had
been to bask and be busy in artistic realms of their own when the
materialistic needs were provided for by sound investments, and so when
there were the requisite thousands of pounds in secure securities she
had easily persuaded him to buy three of these cottages that stood
together in a low two-storied block. Then, by judicious removal of
partition-walls, she had, with the aid of a sympathetic architect,
transmuted them into a most comfortable dwelling, subsequently building
on to them a new wing, that ran at right angles at the back, which was,
if anything, a shade more inexorably Elizabethan than the stem onto
which it was grafted, for here was situated the famous smoking-parlour,
with rushes on the floor, and a dresser ranged with pewter tankards,
and leaded lattice-windows of glass so antique that it was practically
impossible to see out of them. It had a huge open fireplace framed in
oak-beams with a seat on each side of the iron-backed hearth within the
chimney, and a genuine spit hung over the middle of the fire. Here,
though in the rest of the house she had for the sake of convenience
allowed the installation of electric light, there was no such
concession made, and sconces on the walls held dim iron lamps, so that
only those of the most acute vision were able to read. Even then
reading was difficult, for the book-stand on the table contained
nothing but a few crabbed black-letter volumes dating from not later
than the early seventeenth century, and you had to be in a frantically
Elizabethan frame of mind to be at ease there. But Mrs Lucas often
spent some of her rare leisure moments in the smoking-parlour, playing
on the virginal that stood in the window, or kippering herself in the
fumes of the wood-fire as with streaming eyes she deciphered an Elzevir
Horace rather late for inclusion under the rule, but an undoubted
bargain.

The house stood at the end of the village that was nearest the station,
and thus, when the panorama of her kingdom opened before her, she had
but a few steps further to go. A yew-hedge, bought entire from a
neighboring farm, and transplanted with solid lumps of earth and
indignant snails around its roots, separated the small oblong of garden
from the road, and cast monstrous shadows of the shapes into which it
was cut, across the little lawns inside. Here, as was only right and
proper, there was not a flower to be found save such as were mentioned
in the plays of Shakespeare; indeed it was called Shakespeare's garden,
and the bed that ran below the windows of the dining room was Ophelia's
border, for it consisted solely of those flowers which that distraught
maiden distributed to her friends when she should have been in a
lunatic asylum. Mrs Lucas often reflected how lucky it was that such
institutions were unknown in Elizabeth's day, or that, if known,
Shakespeare artistically ignored their existence. Pansies, naturally,
formed the chief decoration--though there were some very flourishing
plants of rue. Mrs Lucas always wore a little bunch of them when in
flower, to inspire her thoughts, and found them wonderfully
efficacious. Round the sundial, which was set in the middle of one of
the squares of grass between which a path of broken paving-stone led to
the front door, was a circular border, now, in July, sadly vacant, for
it harboured only the spring-flowers enumerated by Perdita. But the
first day every year when Perdita's border put forth its earliest
blossom was a delicious anniversary, and the news of it spread like
wild-fire through Mrs Lucas's kingdom, and her subjects were very
joyful, and came to salute the violet or daffodil, or whatever it was.

The three cottages dexterously transformed into The Hurst, presented a
charmingly irregular and picturesque front. Two were of the grey stone
of the district and the middle one, to the door of which led the paved
path, of brick and timber; latticed windows with stone mullions gave
little light to the room within, and certain new windows had been
added; these could be detected by the observant eye for they had a
markedly older appearance than the rest. The front-door, similarly,
seemed as if it must have been made years before the house, the fact
being that the one which Mrs Lucas had found there was too dilapidated
to be of the slightest service in keeping out wind or wet or undesired
callers. She had therefore caused to be constructed an even older one
made from the oak-planks of a dismantled barn, and had it studded with
large iron nails of antique pattern made by the village blacksmith. He
had arranged some of them to look as if they spelled A.D. 1603. Over
the door hung an inn-sign, and into the space where once the sign had
swung was now inserted a lantern, in which was ensconced, well hidden
from view by its patinated glass sides, an electric light. This was one
of the necessary concessions to modern convenience, for no lamp
nurtured on oil would pierce those genuinely opaque panes, and
illuminate the path to the gate. Better to have an electric light than
cause your guests to plunge into Perdita's border. By the side of this
fortress-door hung a heavy iron bell-pull, ending in a mermaid. When
first Mrs Lucas had that installed, it was a bell-pull in the sense
that an extremely athletic man could, if he used both hands and planted
his feet firmly, cause it to move, so that a huge bronze bell swung in
the servants' passage and eventually gave tongue (if the athlete
continued pulling) with vibrations so sonorous that the white-wash from
the ceiling fell down in flakes. She had therefore made another
concession to the frailty of the present generation and the
inconveniences of having whitewash falling into salads and puddings on
their way to the dining room, and now at the back of the mermaid's tail
was a potent little bone button, coloured black and practically
invisible, and thus the bell-pull had been converted into an electric
bell-push. In this way visitors could make their advent known without
violent exertion, the mermaid lost no visible whit of her Elizabethan
virginity, and the spirit of Shakespeare wandering in his garden would
not notice any anachronism. He could not in fact, for there was none to
notice.

Though Mrs Lucas's parents had bestowed the name of Emmeline on her, it
was not to be wondered at that she was always known among the more
intimate of her subjects as Lucia, pronounced, of course, in the
Italian mode--La Lucia, the wife of Lucas; and it was as "Lucia mia"
that her husband hailed her as he met her at the door of The Hurst.

He had been watching for her arrival from the panes of the parlour
while he meditated upon one of the little prose poems which formed so
delectable a contribution to the culture of Riseholme, for though, as
had been hinted, he had in practical life a firm grasp of the obvious,
there were windows in his soul which looked out onto vague and ethereal
prospects which so far from being obvious were only dimly intelligible.
In form these odes were cast in the loose rhythms of Walt Whitman, but
their smooth suavity and their contents bore no resemblance whatever to
the productions of that barbaric bard, whose works were quite unknown
in Riseholme. Already a couple of volumes of these prose-poems had been
published, not of course in the hard business-like establishment of
London, but at "Ye Sign of ye Daffodil," on the village green, where
type was set up by hand, and very little, but that of the best, was
printed. The press had only been recently started at Mr Lucas's
expense, but it had put forth a reprint of Shakespeare's sonnets
already, as well as his own poems. They were printed in blunt type on
thick yellowish paper, the edges of which seemed as if they had been
cut by the forefinger of an impatient reader, so ragged and irregular
were they, and they were bound in vellum, the titles of these two slim
flowers of poetry, "Flotsam" and "Jetsam," were printed in black letter
type and the covers were further adorned with a sort of embossed seal
and with antique looking tapes so that you could tie it all up with two
bows when you had finished with Mr Lucas's "Flotsam" for the time
being, and turned to untie the "Jetsam."

Today the prose-poem of "Loneliness" had not been getting on very well,
and Philip Lucas was glad to hear the click of the garden-gate, which
showed that his loneliness was over for the present, and looking up he
saw his wife's figure waveringly presented to his eyes through the
twisted and knotty glass of the parlour window, which had taken so long
to collect, but which now completely replaced the plain, commonplace
unrefracting stuff which was there before. He jumped up with an
alacrity remarkable in so solid and well-furnished a person, and had
thrown open the nail-studded front-door before Lucia had traversed the
path of broken paving-stones, for she had lingered for a sad moment at
Perdita's empty border.

"_Lucia mia_!" he exclaimed. "_Ben arrivata_! So you walked
from the station?"

"_Si, Peppino, mio caro_," she said. "_Sta bene_?"

He kissed her and relapsed into Shakespeare's tongue, for their
Italian, though firm and perfect as far as it went, could not be
considered as going far, and was useless for conversational purposes,
unless they merely wanted to greet each other, or to know the time. But
it was interesting to talk Italian, however little way it went.

"_Molto bene_," said he, "and it's delightful to have you home
again. And how was London?" he asked in the sort of tone in which he
might have enquired after the health of a poor relation, who was not
likely to recover. She smiled rather sadly.

"Terrifically busy about nothing," she said. "All this fortnight I have
scarcely had a moment to myself. Lunches, dinners, parties of all
kinds; I could not go to half the gatherings I was bidden to. Dear good
South Kensington! Chelsea too!"

"_Carissima_, when London does manage to catch you, it is no
wonder it makes the most of you," he said. "You mustn't blame London
for that."

"No, dear, I don't. Everyone was tremendously kind and hospitable; they
all did their best. If I blame anyone, I blame myself. But I think this
Riseholme life with its finish and its exquisiteness spoils one for
other places. London is like a railway-junction: it has no true life of
its own. There is no delicacy, no appreciation of fine shades.
Individualism has no existence there; everyone gabbles together,
gabbles and gobbles: am not I naughty? If there is a concert in a
private house--you know my views about music and the impossibility of
hearing music at all if you are stuck in the middle of a row of
people--even then, the moment it is over you are whisked away to supper,
or somebody wants to have a few words. There is always a crowd, there is
always food, you cannot be alone, and it is only in loneliness, as
Goethe says, that your perceptions put forth their flowers. No one in
London has time to listen: they are all thinking about who is there and
who isn't there, and what is the next thing. The exquisite present, as
you put it in one of your poems, has no existence there: it is always
the feverish future."

"Delicious phrase! I should have stolen that gem for my poor poems, if
you had discovered it before."

She was too much used to this incense to do more than sniff it in
unconsciously, and she went on with her tremendous indictment.

"It isn't that I find fault with London for being so busy," she said
with strict impartiality, "for if being busy was a crime, I am sure
there are few of us here who would escape hanging. But take my life
here, or yours for that matter. Well, mine if you like. Often and often
I am alone from breakfast till lunch-time, but in those hours I get
through more that is worth doing than London gets through in a day and
a night. I have an hour at my music not looking about and wondering who
my neighbours are, but learning, studying, drinking in divine melody.
Then I have my letters to write, and you know what that means, and I
still have time for an hour's reading so that when you come to tell me
lunch is ready, you will find that I have been wandering through
Venetian churches or sitting in that little dark room at Weimar, or was
it Leipsic? How would those same hours have passed in London?

"Sitting perhaps for half an hour in the Park, with dearest Aggie
pointing out to me, with thrills of breathless excitement, a woman who
was in the divorce court, or a coroneted bankrupt. Then she would drag
me off to some terrible private view full of the same people all
staring at and gabbling to each other, or looking at pictures that made
poor me gasp and shudder. No, I am thankful to be back at my own sweet
Riseholme again. I can work and think here."

She looked round the panelled entrance-hall with a glow of warm content
at being at home again that quite eclipsed the mere physical heat
produced by her walk from the station. Wherever her eyes fell, those
sharp dark eyes that resembled buttons covered with shiny American
cloth, they saw nothing that jarred, as so much in London jarred. There
were bright brass jugs on the window sill, a bowl of pot-pourri on the
black table in the centre, an oak settee by the open fireplace, a
couple of Persian rugs on the polished floor. The room had its
quaintness, too, such as she had alluded to in her memorable essay read
before the Riseholme Literary Society, called "Humour in Furniture,"
and a brass milkcan served as a receptacle for sticks and umbrellas.
Equally quaint was the dish of highly realistic stone fruit that stood
beside the pot-pourri and the furry Japanese spider that sprawled in a
silk web over the window.

Such was the fearful verisimilitude of this that Lucia's new housemaid
had once fled from her duties in the early morning, to seek the
assistance of the gardener in killing it. The dish of stone fruit had
scored a similar success, for once she had said to Georgie Pillson,
"Ah, my gardener has sent in some early apples and pears, won't you
take one home with you?" It was not till the weight of the pear (he
swiftly selected the largest) betrayed the joke that he had any notion
that they were not real ones. But then Georgie had had his revenge, for
waiting his opportunity he had inserted a real pear among those stony
specimens and again passing through with Lucia, he picked it out, and
with lips drawn back had snapped at it with all the force of his jaws.
For the moment she had felt quite faint at the thought of his teeth
crashing into fragments.... These humorous touches were altered from
time to time; the spider for instance might be taken down and replaced
by a china canary in a Chippendale cage, and the selection of the
entrance hall for those whimsicalities was intentional, for guests
found something to smile at, as they took off their cloaks and entered
the drawing room with a topic on their lips, something light, something
amusing about what they had seen. For the gong similarly was sometimes
substituted a set of bells that had once decked the collar of the
leading horse in a waggoner's team somewhere in Flanders; in fact when
Lucia was at home there was often a new little quaintness for quite a
sequence of days, and she had held out hopes to the Literary Society
that perhaps some day, when she was not so rushed, she would jot down
material for a sequel to her essay, or write another covering a rather
larger field on "The Gambits of Conversation Derived from Furniture."

On the table there was a pile of letters waiting for Mrs Lucas, for
yesterday's post had not been forwarded her, for fear of its missing
her--London postmen were probably very careless and untrustworthy--and
she gave a little cry of dismay as she saw the volume of her
correspondence.

"But I shall be very naughty," she said "and not look at one of them
till after lunch. Take them away, _Caro_, and promise me to lock
them up till then, and not give them me however much I beg. Then I will
get into the saddle again, such a dear saddle, too, and tackle them. I
shall have a stroll in the garden till the bell rings. What is it that
Nietzsche says about the necessity to _mediterranizer_ yourself
every now and then? I must _Riseholme_ myself."

Peppino remembered the quotation, which had occurred in a review of some
work of that celebrated author, where Lucia had also seen it, and went
back, with the force of contrast to aid him, to his prose-poem of
"Loneliness," while his wife went through the smoking-parlour into the
garden, in order to soak herself once more in the cultured atmosphere.

In this garden behind the house there was no attempt to construct a
Shakespearian plot, for, as she so rightly observed, Shakespeare, who
loved flowers so well, would wish her to enjoy every conceivable
horticultural treasure. But furniture played a prominent part in the
place, and there were statues and sundials and stone-seats scattered
about with almost too profuse a hand. Mottos also were in great
evidence, and while a sundial reminded you that "_Tempus fugit,_"
an enticing resting-place somewhat bewilderingly bade you to "Bide a
wee." But then again the rustic seat in the pleached alley of laburnums
had carved on its back, "Much have I travelled in the realms of gold,"
so that, meditating on Keats, you could bide a wee with a clear
conscience. Indeed so copious was the wealth of familiar and
stimulating quotations that one of her subjects had once said that to
stroll in Lucia's garden was not only to enjoy her lovely flowers, but
to spend a simultaneous half hour with the best authors. There was a
dovecote of course, but since the cats always killed the doves, Mrs
Lucas had put up round the desecrated home several pigeons of
Copenhagen china, which were both imperishable as regards cats, and
also carried out the suggestion of humour in furniture. The humour had
attained the highest point of felicity when Peppino concealed a
mechanical nightingale in a bush, which sang "Jug-jug" in the most
realistic manner when you pulled a string. Georgie had not yet seen the
Copenhagen pigeons, or being rather short-sighted thought they were
real. Then, oh then, Peppino pulled the string, and for quite a long
time Georgie listened entranced to their melodious cooings. That served
him out for his "trap" about the real pear introduced among the stone
specimens. For in spite of the rarefied atmosphere of culture at
Riseholme, Riseholme knew how to "_desipere in loco_," and its
strenuous culture was often refreshed by these light refined touches.

Mrs Lucas walked quickly and decisively up and down the paths as she
waited for the summons to lunch, for the activity of her mind reacted
on her body, making her brisk in movement. On each side of her forehead
were hard neat undulations of black hair that concealed the tips of her
ears. She had laid aside her London hat, and carried a red cotton
Contadina's umbrella, which threw a rosy glow onto the oval of her thin
face and its colourless complexion. She bore the weight of her forty
years extremely lightly, and but for the droop of skin at the corners
of her mouth, she might have passed as a much younger woman. Her face
was otherwise unlined and bore no trace of the ravages of emotional
living, which both ages and softens. Certainly there was nothing soft
about her, and very little of the signs of age, and it would have been
reasonable to conjecture that twenty years later she would look but
little older than she did today. For such emotions as she was victim of
were the sterile and ageless emotions of art; such desires as beset her
were not connected with her affections, but her ambitions. Dynasty she
had none, for she was childless, and thus her ambitions were limited to
the permanence and security of her own throne as queen of Riseholme. She
really asked nothing more of life than the continuance of such harvests
as she had so plenteously reaped for these last ten years. As long as
she directed the life of Riseholme, took the lead in its culture and
entertainment, and was the undisputed fountain-head of all its
inspirations, and from time to time refreshed her memory as to the
utter inferiority of London she wanted nothing more. But to secure
that she dedicated all that she had of ease, leisure and income.
Being practically indefatigable the loss of ease and leisure troubled
her but little and being in extremely comfortable circumstances, she
had no need to economise in her hospitalities. She might easily look
forward to enjoying an unchanging middle-aged activity, while
generations of youth withered round her, and no star, remotely rising,
had as yet threatened to dim her unrivalled effulgence. Though
essentially autocratic, her subjects were allowed and even encouraged
to develop their own minds on their own lines, provided always that
those lines met at the junction where she was station-master. With
regard to religion finally, it may be briefly said that she believed
in God in much the same way as she believed in Australia, for she had
no doubt whatever as to the existence of either, and she went to church
on Sunday in much the same spirit as she would look at a kangaroo in the
Zoological Gardens, for kangaroos come from Australia.

A low wall separated the far end of her garden from the meadow outside;
beyond that lay the stream which flowed into the Avon, and it often
seemed wonderful to her that the water which wimpled by would (unless a
cow happened to drink it) soon be stealing along past the church at
Stratford where Shakespeare lay. Peppino had written a very moving
little prose-poem about it, for she had royally presented him with the
idea, and had suggested a beautiful analogy between the earthly dew
that refreshed the grasses, and was drawn up into the fire of the Sun,
and Thought the spiritual dew that refreshed the mind and thereafter,
rather vaguely, was drawn up into the Full-Orbed Soul of the World.

At that moment Lucia's eye was attracted by an apparition on the road
which lay adjacent to the further side of the happy stream which flowed
into the Avon. There was no mistaking the identity of the stout figure
of Mrs Quantock with its short steps and its gesticulations, but why in
the name of wonder should that Christian Scientist be walking with the
draped and turbaned figure of a man with a tropical complexion and a
black beard? His robe of saffron yellow with a violently green girdle
was hitched up for ease in walking, and unless he had chocolate
coloured stockings on, Mrs Lucas saw human legs of the same shade. Next
moment that debatable point was set at rest for she caught sight of
short pink socks in red slippers. Even as she looked Mrs Quantock saw
her (for owing to Christian Science she had recaptured the quick vision
of youth) and waggled her hand and kissed it, and evidently called her
companion's attention, for the next moment he was salaaming to her in
some stately Oriental manner. There was nothing to be done for the
moment except return these salutations, as she could not yell an aside
to Mrs Quantock, screaming out "Who is that Indian"? for if Mrs
Quantock heard the Indian would hear too, but as soon as she could, she
turned back towards the house again, and when once the lilac bushes
were between her and the road she walked with more than her usual
speed, in order to learn with the shortest possible delay from Peppino
who this fresh subject of hers could be. She knew there were some
Indian princes in London; perhaps it was one of them, in which case it
would be necessary to read up Benares or Delhi in the Encyclopaedia
without loss of time.




Chapter TWO


As she traversed the smoking-parlour the cheerful sounds that had once
tinkled from the collar of a Flemish horse chimed through the house,
and simultaneously she became aware that there would be _macaroni au
gratin_ for lunch, which was very dear and remembering of Peppino.
But before setting fork to her piled-up plate, she had to question him,
for her mental craving for information was far keener than her appetite
for food.

"_Caro_, who is an Indian," she said, "whom I saw just now with
Daisy Quantock? They were the other side of il piccolo Avon."

Peppino had already begun his macaroni and must pause to shovel the
outlying strings of it into his mouth. But the haste with which he did
so was sufficient guaranty for his eagerness to reply as soon as it was
humanly possible to do so.

"Indian, my dear?" he asked with the greatest interest.

"Yes; turban and burnous and calves and slippers," she said rather
impatiently, for what was the good of Peppino having remained in
Riseholme if he could not give her precise and certain information on
local news when she returned. His prose-poems were all very well, but
as prince-consort he had other duties of state which must not be
neglected for the calls of Art.

This slight asperity on her part seemed to sharpen his wits.

"Really, I don't know for certain, Lucia," he said, "for I have not set
my eyes on him. But putting two and two together, I might make a
guess."

"Two and two make four," she said with that irony for which she was
feared and famous. "Now for your guess. I hope it is equally accurate."

"Well, as I told you in one of my letters," said he, "Mrs Quantock
showed signs of being a little off with Christian Science. She had a
cold, and though she recited the True Statement of Being just as
frequently as before, her cold got no better. But when I saw her on
Tuesday last, unless it was Wednesday, no, it couldn't have been
Wednesday, so it must have been Tuesday--"

"Whenever it was then," interrupted his wife, brilliantly summing up
his indecision.

"Yes; whenever it was, as you say, on that occasion Mrs Quantock was
very full of some Indian philosophy which made you quite well at once.
What did she call it now? Yoga! Yes, that was it!"

"And then?" asked Lucia.

"Well, it appears you must have a teacher in Yoga or else you may
injure yourself. You have to breathe deeply and say 'Om'----"

"Say what?"

"Om. I understand the ejaculation to be Om. And there are very curious
physical exercises; you have to hold your ear with one hand and your
toes with the other, and you may strain yourself unless you do it
properly. That was the general gist of it."

"And shall we come to the Indian soon?" said Lucia.

"_Carissima_, you have come to him already. I suggest that Mrs
Quantock has applied for a teacher and got him. _Ecco!_"

Mrs Lucas wore a heavily corrugated forehead at this news. Peppino had
a wonderful _flair_ in explaining unusual circumstances in the
life of Riseholme and his conjectures were generally correct. But if he
was right in this instance, it struck Lucia as being a very irregular
thing that anyone should have imported a mystical Indian into Riseholme
without consulting her. It is true that she had been away, but still
there was the medium of the post.

"_Ecco_ indeed!" she said. "It puts me in rather a difficult
position, for I must send out my invitations to my garden-party today,
and I really don't know whether I ought to be officially aware of this
man's existence or not. I can't write to Daisy Quantock and say 'Pray
bring your black friend Om or whatever his name proves to be, and on
the other hand, if he is the sort of person whom one would be sorry to
miss, I should not like to have passed over him."

"After all, my dear, you have only been back in Riseholme half an
hour," said her husband. "It would have been difficult for Mrs
Quantock to have told you yet."

Her face cleared.

"Perhaps Daisy has written to me about him," she said. "I may find a
full account of it all when I open my letters."

"Depend upon it you will. She would hardly have been so wanting in
proper feeling as not to have told you. I think, too, that her visitor
must only have just arrived, or I should have been sure to see him
about somewhere."

She rose.

"Well, we will see," she said. "Now I shall be very busy all afternoon,
but by tea-time I shall be ready to see anyone who calls. Give me my
letters, _Caro_, and I will find out if Daisy has written to me."

She turned them over as she went to her room, and there among them was
a bulky envelope addressed in Mrs Quantock's great sprawling hand,
which looked at first sight so large and legible, but on closer
examination turned out to be so baffling. You had to hold it at some
distance off to make anything out of it, and look at it in an abstracted
general manner much as you would look at a view. Treated thus, scattered
words began to leap into being, and when you had got a sufficiency of
these, like glimpses of the country seen by flashes of lightning, you
could hope to get a collective idea of it all. The procedure led to the
most promising results as Mrs Lucas sat with the sheets at arm's length,
occasionally altering the range to try the effect of a different focus.
"Benares" blinked at her, also "Brahmin"; also "highest caste";
"extraordinary sanctity," and "Guru." And when the meaning of this
latter was ascertained from the article on "Yoga" in her Encyclopaedia,
she progressed very swiftly towards a complete comprehension of the
letter.

When fully pieced together it was certainly enough to rivet her whole
attention, and make her leave unopened the rest of the correspondence,
for such a prelude to adventure had seldom sounded in Riseholme. It
appeared, even as her husband had told her at lunch, that Mrs Quantock
found her cold too obstinate for all the precepts of Mrs Eddy; the
True Statement of Being, however often repeated, only seemed to inflame
it further, and one day, when confined to the house, she had taken a
book "quite at random" from the shelves in her library, under, she
supposed, the influence of some interior compulsion. This then was
clearly a "leading."

Mrs Lucas paused a moment as she pieced together these first sentences.
She seemed to remember that Mrs Quantock had experienced a similar
leading when first she took up Christian Science. It was a leading from
the sight of a new church off Sloane Street that day; Mrs Quantock had
entered (she scarcely knew why) and had found herself in a Testimony
Meeting, where witness after witness declared the miraculous healings
they had experienced. One had had a cough, another cancer, another a
fractured bone, but all had been cured by the blessed truths conveyed
in the Gospel according to Mrs Eddy. However, her memories on this
subject were not to the point now; she burned to arrive at the story of
the new leading.

Well, the book that Mrs Quantock had taken down in obedience to the
last leading proved to be a little handbook of Oriental Philosophies,
and it opened, "all of its own accord," at a chapter called Yoga.
Instantly she perceived, as by the unclosing of an inward eye, that Yoga
was what she wanted and she instantly wrote to the address from which
this book was issued asking for any guidance on the subject. She had
read in "Oriental Philosophies" that for the successful practice of
Yoga, it was necessary to have a teacher, and did they know of any
teacher who could give her instruction? A wonderful answer came to that,
for two days afterwards her maid came to her and said that an Indian
gentleman would like to see her. He was ushered in, and with a profound
obeisance said: "Beloved lady, I am the teacher you asked for; I am your
Guru. Peace be to this house! Om!"

Mrs Lucas had by this time got her view of Mrs Quantock's letter into
perfect focus, and she read on without missing a word. "Is it not
wonderful, dearest Lucia," it ran, "that my desire for light should
have been so instantly answered? And yet my Guru tells me that it
always happens so. I was sent to him, and he was sent to me, just like
that! He had been expecting some call when my letter asking for
guidance came, and he started at once because he knew he was sent.
Fancy! I don't even know his name, and his religion forbids him to tell
it me. He is just my Guru, my guide, and he is going to be with me as
long as he knows I need him to show me the True Path. He has the spare
bedroom and the little room adjoining where he meditates and does
Postures and Pranyama which is breathing. If you persevere in them
under instruction, you have perfect health and youth, and my cold is
gone already. He is a Brahmin of the very highest caste, indeed caste
means nothing to him any longer, just as a Baronet and an Honourable
must seem about the same thing to the King. He comes from Benares where
he used to meditate all day by the Ganges, and I can see for myself
that he is a person of the most extraordinary sanctity. But he can
meditate just as well in my little room, for he says he was never in
any house that had such a wonderful atmosphere. He has no money at all
which is so beautiful of him, and looked so pained and disappointed
when I asked him if I might not give him some. He doesn't even know how
he got here from London; he doesn't think he came by train, so perhaps
he was wafted here in some astral manner. He looked so bewildered too
when I said the word 'money,' and evidently he had to think what it
was, because it is so long since it has meant anything to him. So if he
wants anything, I have told him to go into any shop and ask that it
shall be put down to me. He has often been without food or sleep for
days together when he is meditating. Just think!

"Shall I bring him to see you, or will you come here? He wants to meet
you, because he feels you have a beautiful soul and may help him in
that way, as well as his helping you. I am helping him too he says,
which seems more wonderful than I can believe. Send me a line as soon
as you get back. _Tante salute_!

                     "Your own,
                           "DAISY."

The voluminous sheets had taken long in reading and Mrs Lucas folded
them up slowly and thoughtfully. She felt that she had to make a swift
decision that called into play all her mental powers. On the one hand
it was "up to her" to return a frigid reply, conveying, without making
any bones about the matter, that she had no interest in nameless Gurus
who might or might not be Brahmins from Benares and presented
themselves at Daisy's doors in a penniless condition without clear
knowledge whether they had come by train or not. In favour of such
prudent measures was the truly Athenian character of Daisy's mind, for
she was always enquiring into "some new thing," which was the secret of
life when first discovered, and got speedily relegated to the
dust-heap. But against such a course was the undoubted fact that Daisy
did occasionally get hold of somebody who subsequently proved to be of
interest, and Lucia would never forget to her dying day the advent in
Riseholme of a little Welsh attorney, in whom Daisy had discovered a
wonderful mentality. Lucia had refused to extend her queenly
hospitality to him, or to recognise his existence in any way during the
fortnight when he stayed with Daisy, and she was naturally very much
annoyed to find him in a prominent position in the Government not many
years later. Indeed she had snubbed him so markedly on his first
appearance at Riseholme that he had refused on subsequent visits to
come to her house at all, though he several times visited Mrs Quantock
again, and told her all sorts of political secrets (so she said) which
she would not divulge for anything in the world. There must never be a
repetition of so fatal an error.

Another thing inclined the wavering balance. She distinctly wanted some
fresh element at her court, that should make Riseholme know that she
was in residence again. August would soon be here with its languors and
absence of stimulus, when it was really rather difficult in the drowsy
windless weather to keep the flag of culture flying strongly from her
own palace. The Guru had already said that he felt sure she had a
beautiful soul, and-- The outline of the scheme flashed upon her. She
would have Yoga evenings in the hot August weather, at which, as the
heat of the day abated, graceful groups should assemble among the
mottos in the garden and listen to high talk on spiritual subjects.
They would adjourn to delicious moonlit suppers in the pergola, or if
the moon was indisposed--she could not be expected to regulate the
affairs of the moon as well as of Riseholme--there would be dim seances
and sandwiches in the smoking-parlour. The humorous furniture should be
put in cupboards, and as they drifted towards the front hall again,
when the clocks struck an unexpectedly late hour, little whispered
colloquies of "How wonderful he was tonight" would be heard, and there
would be faraway looks and sighs, and the notings down of the titles of
books that conducted the pilgrim on the Way. Perhaps as they softly
assembled for departure, a little music would be suggested to round off
the evening, and she saw herself putting down the soft pedal as people
rustled into their places, for the first movement of the "Moonlight
Sonata." Then at the end there would be silence, and she would get up
with a sigh, and someone would say "Lucia mia"! and somebody else
"Heavenly Music," and perhaps the Guru would say "Beloved lady," as he
had _apparently_ said to poor Daisy Quantock. Flowers, music,
addresses from the Guru, soft partings, sense of refreshment.... With
the memory of the Welsh attorney in her mind, it seemed clearly wiser
to annex rather than to repudiate the Guru. She seized a pen and drew a
pile of postcards towards her, on the top of which was printed her name
and address.

"Too wonderful," she wrote, "pray bring him yourself to my little
garden-party on Friday. There will be only a few. Let me know if he
wants a quiet room ready for him."

All this had taken time, and she had but scribbled a dozen postcards to
friends bidding them come to her garden party on Friday, when tea was
announced. These invitations had the mystic word "Hightum" written at
the bottom left hand corner, which conveyed to the enlightened recipient
what sort of party it was to be, and denoted the standard of dress. For
one of Lucia's quaint ideas was to divide dresses into three classes,
"Hightum," "Tightum" and "Scrub." "Hightum" was your very best dress,
the smartest and newest of all, and when "Hightum" was written on a
card of invitation, it implied that the party was a very resplendent
one. "Tightum" similarly indicated a moderately smart party, "Scrub"
carried its own significance on the surface. These terms applied to
men's dress as well and as regards evening parties: a dinner party
"Hightum" would indicate a white tie and a tail coat; a dinner party
"Tightum" a black tie and a short coat, and a dinner "Scrub" would mean
morning clothes.

With tea was announced also the advent of Georgie Pillson who was her
gentleman-in-waiting when she was at home, and her watch-dog when she
was not. In order to save subsequent disappointment, it may be at once
stated that there never has been, was, or ever would be the smallest
approach to a flirtation between them. Neither of them, she with her
forty respectable years and he with his blameless forty-five years, had
ever flirted, with anybody at all. But it was one of the polite and
pleasant fictions of Riseholme that Georgie was passionately attached
to her and that it was for her sake that he had settled in Riseholme
now some seven years ago, and that for her sake he remained still
unmarried. She never, to do her justice, had affirmed anything of the
sort, but it is a fact that sometimes when Georgie's name came up in
conversation, her eyes wore that "far-away" look that only the
masterpieces of art could otherwise call up, and she would sigh and
murmur "Dear Georgie"! and change the subject, with the tact that
characterized her. In fact their mutual relations were among the most
Beautiful Things of Riseholme, and hardly less beautiful was Peppino's
attitude towards it all. That large hearted man trusted them both, and
his trust was perfectly justified. Georgie was in and out of the house
all day, chiefly in; and not only did scandal never rear its hissing
head, but it positively had not a head to hiss with, or a foot to stand
on. On his side again Georgie had never said that he was in love with
her (nor would it have been true if he had), but by his complete
silence on the subject coupled with his constancy he seemed to admit
the truth of this bloodless idyll. They talked and walked and read the
masterpieces of literature and played duets on the piano together.
Sometimes (for he was the more brilliant performer, though as he said
"terribly lazy about practising," for which she scolded him) he would
gently slap the back of her hand, if she played a wrong note, and say
"Naughty!" And she would reply in baby language "Me vewy sowwy! Oo
naughty too to hurt Lucia!" That was the utmost extent of their carnal
familiarities, and with bright eyes fixed on the music they would break
into peals of girlish laughter, until the beauty of the music sobered
them again.

Georgie (he was Georgie or Mr Georgie, never Pillson to the whole of
Riseholme) was not an obtrusively masculine sort of person. Such
masculinity as he was possessed of was boyish rather than adult, and
the most important ingredients in his nature were womanish. He had, in
common with the rest of Riseholme, strong artistic tastes, and in
addition to playing the piano, made charming little water-colour
sketches, many of which he framed at his own expense and gave to
friends, with slightly sentimental titles, neatly printed in gilt
letters on the mount. "Golden Autumn Woodland," "Bleak December,"
"Yellow Daffodils," "Roses of Summer" were perhaps his most notable
series, and these he had given to Lucia, on the occasion of four
successive birthdays. He did portraits as well in pastel; these were of
two types, elderly ladies in lace caps with a row of pearls, and boys
in cricket shirts with their sleeves rolled up. He was not very good at
eyes, so his sitters always were looking down, but he was excellent at
smiles, and the old ladies smiled patiently and sweetly, and the boys
gaily. But his finest accomplishment was needlework and his house was
full of the creations of his needle, wool-work curtains, petit-point
chair seats, and silk embroideries framed and glazed. Next to Lucia he
was the hardest worked inhabitant of Riseholme but not being so strong
as the Queen, he had often to go away for little rests by the sea-side.
Travelling by train fussed him a good deal, for he might not be able to
get a corner seat, or somebody with a pipe or a baby might get into his
carriage, or the porter might be rough with his luggage, so he always
went in his car to some neighbouring watering-place where they knew
him. Dicky, his handsome young chauffeur, drove him, and by Dicky's
side sat Foljambe, his very pretty parlour-maid who valetted him. If
Dicky took the wrong turn his master called "Naughty boy" through the
tube, and Foljambe smiled respectfully. For the month of August, his
two plain strapping sisters (Hermione and Ursula alas!) always came to
stay with him. They liked pigs and dogs and otter-hunting and
mutton-chops, and were rather a discordant element in Riseholme. But
Georgie had a kind heart, and never even debated whether he should ask
Hermy and Ursy or not, though he had to do a great deal of tidying up
after they had gone.

There was always a playful touch between the meetings of these two when
either of them had been away from Riseholme that very prettily
concealed the depth of Georgie's supposed devotion, and when she came
out into the garden where her Cavalier and her husband were waiting for
their tea under the pergola, Georgie jumped up very nimbly and took a
few chassee-ing steps towards her with both hands outstretched in
welcome. She caught at his humour, made him a curtsey, and next moment
they were treading a little improvised minuet together with hands held
high, and pointed toes. Georgie had very small feet, and it was a
really elegant toe that he pointed, encased in cloth-topped boots. He
had on a suit of fresh white flannels and over his shoulders, for fear
of the evening air being chilly after this hot day, he had a little
cape of a military cut, like those in which young ladies at music-halls
enact the part of colonels. He had a straw-hat on, with a blue riband,
a pink shirt and a red tie, rather loose and billowy. His face was pink
and round, with blue eyes, a short nose and very red lips. An almost
complete absence of eyebrow was made up for by a firm little brown
moustache clipped very short, and brushed upwards at its extremities.
Contrary to expectation he was quite tall and fitted very neatly into
his clothes.

The dance came to an end with a low curtsey on Lucia's part, an
obeisance hat in hand from Georgie (this exposure shewing a crop of
hair grown on one side of his head and brushed smoothly over the top
until it joined the hair on the other side) and a clapping of the hands
from Peppino.

"Bravo, bravo," he cried from the tea-table. "Capital!"

Mrs Lucas blew him a kiss in acknowledgment of this compliment and
smiled on her partner. "_Amico!_" she said. "It is nice to see you
again. How goes it?"

"_Va bene_," said Georgie to show he could talk Italian too.
"_Va_ very _bene_ now that you've come back."

"_Grazie!_ Now tell us all the news. We'll have a good gossip."

Georgie's face beamed with a "solemn gladness" at the word, like a
drunkard's when brandy is mentioned.

"Where shall we begin?" he said. "Such a lot to tell you. I think we
must begin with a great bit of news. Something really mysterious."

Lucia smiled inwardly. She felt that she knew for dead certain what the
mysterious news was, and also that she knew far more about it than
Georgie. This superiority she completely concealed. Nobody could have
guessed it.

"_Presto, presto!_" she said. "You excite me."

"Yesterday morning I was in Rush's," said Georgie, "seeing about some
_Creme de menthe_, which ought to have been sent the day before.
Rush is very negligent sometimes--and I was just saying a sharp word
about it, when suddenly I saw that Rush was not attending at all, but
was looking at something behind my back, and so I looked round. Guess!"

"Don't be tantalising, _amico_," said she. "How can I guess? A
pink elephant with blue spots!"

"No, guess again!"

"A red Indian in full war paint."

"Certainly not! Guess again," said Georgie, with a little sigh of
relief. (It would have been awful if she had guessed.) At this moment
Peppino suddenly became aware that Lucia had guessed and was up to some
game.

"Give me your hand, Georgie," she said, "and look at me. I'm going to
read your thoughts. Think of what you saw when you turned round."

She took his hand and pressed it to her forehead, closing her eyes.

"But I do seem to see an Indian," she said. "Ah, not red Indian, other
Indian. And--and he has slippers on and brown stockings--no, not brown
stockings; it's legs. And there's a beard, and a turban."

She gave a sigh.

"That's all I can see," she said.

"My dear, you're marvellous," said he. "You're quite right."

A slight bubbling sound came from Peppino, and Georgie began to
suspect.

"I believe you've seen him!" he said. "How tarsome you are...."

When they had all laughed a great deal, and Georgie had been assured
that Lucia really, word of honour, had no idea what happened next, the
narrative was resumed.

"So there stood the Indian, bowing and salaaming most politely and when
Rush had promised me he would send my _Creme de menthe_ that very
morning, I just looked through a wine list for a moment, and the Indian
with quantities more bows came up to the counter and said, 'If you will
have the great goodness to give me a little brandy bottle.' So Rush
gave it him, and instead of paying for it, what do you think he said?
Guess."

Mrs Lucas rose with the air of Lady Macbeth and pointed her finger at
Georgie.

"He said 'Put it down to Mrs Quantock's account,'" she hissed.

Of course the explanation came now, and Lucia told the two men the
contents of Mrs Quantock's letter. With that her cards were on the
table, and though the fact of the Brahmin from Benares was news to
Georgie, he had got many interesting things to tell her, for his house
adjoined Mrs Quantock's and there were plenty of things which Mrs
Quantock had not mentioned in her letter, so that Georgie was soon in
the position of informant again. His windows overlooked Mrs Quantock's
garden, and since he could not keep his eyes shut all day, it followed
that the happenings there were quite common property. Indeed that was a
general rule in Riseholme: anyone in an adjoining property could say,
"What an exciting game of lawn-tennis you had this afternoon!" having
followed it from his bedroom. That was part of the charm of Riseholme;
it was as if it contained just one happy family with common interests
and pursuits. What happened in the house was a more private matter, and
Mrs Quantock, for instance, would never look from the rising ground at
the end of her garden into Georgie's dining-room or, if she did she
would never tell anyone how many places were laid at table on that
particular day when she had asked if he could give her lunch, and he
had replied that to his great regret his table was full. But nobody
could help seeing into gardens from back windows: the "view" belonged
to everybody.

Georgie had had wonderful views.

"That very day," he said, "soon after lunch, I was looking for a letter
I thought I had left in my bedroom, and happening to glance out, I saw
the Indian sitting under Mrs Quantock's pear-tree. He was swaying a
little backwards and forwards."

"The brandy!" said Lucia excitedly. "He has his meals in his own room."

"No, _amica_, it was not the brandy. In fact I don't suppose the
brandy had gone to Mrs Quantock's then, for he did not take it from
Rush's, but asked that it should be sent...." He paused a moment--"Or
did he take it away? I declare I can't remember. But anyhow when he
swayed backwards and forwards, he wasn't drunk, for presently he stood
on one leg, and crooked the other behind it, and remained there with
his hands up, as if he was praying, for quite a long time without
swaying at all. So he couldn't have been tipsy. And then he sat down
again, and took off his slippers, and held his toes with one hand,
while his legs were quite straight out, and put his other hand round
behind his head, and grasped his other ear with it. I tried to do it on
my bedroom floor, but I couldn't get near it. Then he sat up again and
called 'Chela! Chela!' and Mrs Quantock came running out."

"Why did he say 'Chela'?" asked Lucia.

"I wondered too. But I knew I had some clue to it, so I looked through
some books by Rudyard Kipling, and found that Chela meant 'Disciple.'
What you have told me just now about 'Guru' being 'teacher,' seems to
piece the whole thing together."

"And what did Daisy do?" asked Mrs Lucas breathlessly.

"She sat down too, and put her legs out straight in front of her like
the Guru, and tried to hold the toe of her shoe in her fingers, and
naturally she couldn't get within yards of it. I got nearer than she
did. And he said, 'Beloved lady, not too far at first.'"

"So you could hear too," said Lucia.

"Naturally, for my window was open, and as you know Mrs Quantock's
pear-tree is quite close to the house. And then he told her to stop up
one nostril with her finger and inhale through the other, and then hold
her breath, while he counted six. Then she breathed it all out again,
and started with the other side. She repeated that several times and he
was very much pleased with her. Then she said, 'It is quite wonderful;
I feel so light and vigorous.'"

"It would be very wonderful indeed if dear Daisy felt light," remarked
Lucia. "What next?"

"Then they sat and swayed backwards and forwards again and muttered
something that sounded like Pom!"

"That would be 'Om', and then?"

"I couldn't wait any longer for I had some letters to write."

She smiled at him.

"I shall give you another cup of tea to reward you for your report,"
she said. "It has all been most interesting. Tell me again about the
breathing in and holding your breath."

Georgie did so, and illustrated in his own person what had happened.
Next moment Lucia was imitating him, and Peppino came round in order to
get a better view of what Georgie was doing. Then they all sat,
inhaling through one nostril, holding their breath, and then expelling
it again.

"Very interesting," said Lucia at the end. "Upon my word, it does give
one a sort of feeling of vigour and lightness. I wonder if there is
something in it."




Chapter THREE


Though "The Hurst" was, as befitted its Chatelaine, the most
Elizabethanly complete abode in Riseholme, the rest of the village in
its due degree, fell very little short of perfection. It had but its
one street some half mile in length but that street was a gem of
mediaeval domestic architecture. For the most part the houses that
lined it were blocks of contiguous cottages, which had been converted
either singly or by twos and threes into dwellings containing the
comforts demanded by the twentieth century, but externally they
preserved the antiquity which, though it might be restored or
supplemented by bathrooms or other conveniences, presented a truly
Elizabethan appearance. There were, of course, accretions such as old
inn signs above front-doors and old bell-pulls at their sides, but the
doors were uniformly of inconveniently low stature, roofs were of stone
slabs or old brick, in which a suspiciously abundant crop of
antirrhinums and stone crops had anchored themselves, and there was
hardly a garden that did not contain a path of old paving-stones, a
mulberry-tree and some yews cut into shape.

Nothing in the place was more blatantly mediaeval than the village
green, across which Georgie took his tripping steps after leaving the
presence of his queen. Round it stood a row of great elms, and in its
centre was the ducking-pond, according to Riseholme tradition, though
perhaps in less classical villages it might have passed merely for a
duck-pond. But in Riseholme it would have been rank heresy to dream,
even in the most pessimistic moments, of its being anything but a
ducking-pond. Close by it stood a pair of stocks, about which there was
no doubt whatever, for Mr Lucas had purchased them from a neighbouring
iconoclastic village, where they were going to be broken up, and, after
having them repaired, had presented them to the village-green, and
chosen their site close to the ducking pond. Round the green were
grouped the shops of the village, slightly apart from the residential
street, and at the far end of it was that undoubtedly Elizabethan
hostelry, the Ambermere Arms, full to overflowing of ancient tables and
bible-boxes, and fire-dogs and fire-backs, and bottles and chests and
settles. These were purchased in large quantities by the American
tourists who swarmed there during the summer months, at a high profit
to the nimble proprietor, who thereupon purchased fresh antiquities to
take their places. The Ambermere Arms in fact was the antique furniture
shop of the place, and did a thriving trade, for it was much more
interesting to buy objects out of a real old Elizabethan inn, than out
of a shop.

Georgie had put his smart military cape over his arm for his walk, and
at intervals applied his slim forefinger to one nostril, while he
breathed in through the other, continuing the practice which he had
observed going on in Mrs Quantock's garden. Though it made him a little
dizzy, it certainly produced a sort of lightness, but soon he
remembered the letter from Mrs Quantock which Lucia had read out,
warning her that these exercises ought to be taken under instruction,
and so desisted. He was going to deliver Lucia's answer at Mrs
Quantock's house, and with a view to possibly meeting the Guru, and
being introduced to him, he said over to himself "Guru, Guru, Guru"
instead of doing deep breathing, in order to accustom himself to the
unusual syllables.

It would, of course, have been very strange and un-Riseholme-like to
have gone to a friend's door, even though the errand was so impersonal
a one as bearing somebody else's note, without enquiring whether the
friend was in, and being instantly admitted if she was, and as a matter
of fact, Georgie caught a glimpse, when the knocker was answered (Mrs
Quantock did not have a bell at all), through the open door of the
hall, of Mrs Quantock standing in the middle of the lawn on one leg.
Naturally, therefore, he ran out into the garden without any further
formality. She looked like a little round fat stork, whose legs had not
grown, but who preserved the habits of her kind.

"Dear lady, I've brought a note for you," he said, "it's from Lucia."

The other leg went down, and she turned on him the wide firm smile that
she had learned in the vanished days of Christian Science.

"Om," said Mrs Quantock, expelling the remainder of her breath. "Thank
you, my dear Georgie. It's extraordinary what Yoga has done for me
already. Cold quite gone. If ever you feel out of sorts, or depressed
or cross you can cure yourself at once. I've got a visitor staying with
me."

"Have you indeed?" asked Georgie, without alluding to the thrilling
excitements which had trodden so close on each other's heels since
yesterday morning when he had seen the Guru in Rush's shop.

"Yes; and as you've just come from dear Lucia's perhaps she may have
said something to you about him, for I wrote to her about him. He's a
Guru of extraordinary sanctity from Benares, and he's teaching me the
Way. You shall see him too, unless he's meditating. I will call to him;
if he's meditating he won't hear me, so we shan't be interrupting him.
He wouldn't hear a railway accident if he was meditating."

She turned round towards the house.

"Guru, dear!" she called.

There was a moment's pause, and the Indian's face appeared at a window.

"Beloved lady!" he said.

"Guru dear, I want to introduce a friend of mine to you," she said.
"This is Mr Pillson, and when you know him a little better you will
call him Georgie."

"Beloved lady, I know him very well indeed. I see into his clear white
soul. Peace be unto you, my friend."

"Isn't he marvellous? Fancy!" said Mrs Quantock, in an aside.

Georgie raised his hat very politely.

"How do you do?" he said. (After his quiet practice he would have said
"How do you do Guru?" but it rhymed in a ridiculous manner and his red
lips could not frame the word.)

"I am always well," said the Guru, "I am always young and well because
I follow the Way."

"Sixty at least he tells me," said Mrs Quantock in a hissing aside,
probably audible across the channel, "and he thinks more, but the years
make no difference to him. He is like a boy. Call him 'Guru.'"

"Guru,--" began Georgie.

"Yes, my friend."

"I am very glad you are well," said Georgie wildly. He was greatly
impressed, but much embarrassed. Also it was so hard to talk at a
second-story window with any sense of ease, especially when you had to
address a total stranger of extraordinary sanctity from Benares.

Luckily Mrs Quantock came to the assistance of his embarrassment.

"Guru dear, are you coming down to see us?" she asked.

"Beloved lady, no!" said the level voice. "It is laid on me to wait
here. It is the time of calm and prayer when it is good to be alone. I
will come down when the guides bid me. But teach our dear friend what I
have taught you. Surely before long I will grasp his earthly hand, but
not now. Peace! Peace! and Light!"

"Have you got some Guides as well?" asked Georgie when the Guru
disappeared from the window. "And are they Indians too?"

"Oh, those are his spiritual guides," said Mrs Quantock, "He sees them
and talks to them, but they are not in the body."

She gave a happy sigh.

"I never have felt anything like it," she said. "He has brought such an
atmosphere into the house that even Robert feels it, and doesn't mind
being turned out of his dressing-room. There, he has shut the window.
Isn't it all marvellous?"

Georgie had not seen anything particularly marvellous yet, except the
phenomenon of Mrs Quantock standing on one leg in the middle of the
lawn, but presumably her emotion communicated itself to him by the
subtle infection of the spirit.

"And what does he do?" he asked.

"My dear, it is not what he does, but what he is," said she. "Why, even
my little bald account of him to Lucia has made her ask him to her
garden-party. Of course I can't tell whether he will go or not. He
seems so very much--how shall I say it?--so very much sent to Me. But I
shall of course ask him whether he will consent. Trances and meditation
all day! And in the intervals such serenity and sweetness. You know,
for instance, how tiresome Robert is about his food. Well, last night
the mutton, I am bound to say, was a little underdone, and Robert was
beginning to throw it about his plate in the way he has. Well, my Guru
got up and just said, 'Show me the way to kitchen'--he leaves out
little words sometimes, because they don't matter--and I took him down,
and he said 'Peace!' He told me to leave him there, and in ten minutes
he was up again with a little plate of curry and rice and what had been
underdone mutton, and you never ate anything so good. Robert had most
of it and I had the rest, and my Guru was so pleased at seeing Robert
pleased. He said Robert had a pure white soul, just like you, only I
wasn't to tell him, because for him the Way ordained that he must find
it out for himself. And today before lunch again, the Guru went down in
the kitchen, and my cook told me he only took a pinch of pepper and a
tomato and a little bit of mutton fat and a sardine and a bit of
cheese, and he brought up a dish that you never saw equalled.
Delicious! I shouldn't a bit wonder if Robert began breathing-exercises
soon. There is one that makes you lean and young and exercises the
liver."

This sounded very entrancing.

"Can't you teach me that?" asked Georgie eagerly. He had been rather
distressed about his increasing plumpness for a year past, and about
his increasing age for longer than that. As for his liver he always had
to be careful.

She shook her head.

"You cannot practise it except under tuition from an expert," she said.

Georgie rapidly considered what Hermy's and Ursy's comments would be
if, when they arrived tomorrow, he was found doing exercises under the
tuition of a Guru. Hermy, when she was not otter-hunting, could be very
sarcastic, and he had a clear month of Hermy in front of him, without
any otter-hunting, which, so she had informed him, was not possible in
August. This was mysterious to Georgie, because it did not seem likely
that all otters died in August, and a fresh brood came in like
caterpillars. If Hermy was here in October, she would otter-hunt all
morning and snore all afternoon, and be in the best of tempers, but the
August visit required more careful steering. Yet the prospect of being
lean and young and internally untroubled was wonderfully tempting.

"But couldn't he be my Guru as well?" he asked.

Quite suddenly and by some demoniac possession, a desire that had been
only intermittently present in Mrs Quantock's consciousness took full
possession of her, a red revolutionary insurgence hoisted its banner.
Why with this stupendous novelty in the shape of a Guru shouldn't she
lead and direct Riseholme instead of Lucia? She had long wondered why
darling Lucia should be Queen of Riseholme, and had, by momentary
illumination, seen herself thus equipped as far more capable of
exercising supremacy. After all, everybody in Riseholme knew Lucia's
old tune by now, and was in his secret consciousness quite aware that
she did not play the second and third movements of the Moonlight
Sonata, simply because they "went faster," however much she might cloak
the omission by saying that they resembled eleven o'clock in the
morning and 3 p.m. And Mrs Quantock had often suspected that she did
not read one quarter of the books she talked about, and that she got up
subjects in the Encyclopaedia, in order to make a brave show that
covered essential ignorance. Certainly she spent a good deal of money
over entertaining, but Robert had lately made twenty times daily what
Lucia spent annually, over Roumanian oils. As for her acting, had she
not completely forgotten her words as Lady Macbeth in the middle of the
sleep-walking scene?

But here was Lucia, as proved by her note, and her A. D. C. Georgie,
wildly interested in the Guru. Mrs Quantock conjectured that Lucia's
plan was to launch the Guru at her August parties, as her own
discovery. He would be a novelty, and it would be Lucia who gave
Om-parties and breathing-parties and standing-on-one-leg parties, while
she herself, Daisy Quantock, would be bidden to these as a humble
guest, and Lucia would get all the credit, and, as likely as not,
invite the discoverer, the inventress, just now and then. Mrs
Quantock's Guru would become Lucia's Guru and all Riseholme would flock
hungrily for light and leading to The Hurst. She had written to Lucia
in all sincerity, hoping that she would extend the hospitality of her
garden-parties to the Guru, but now the very warmth of Lucia's reply
caused her to suspect this ulterior motive. She had been too
precipitate, too rash, too ill-advised, too sudden, as Lucia would say.
She ought to have known that Lucia, with her August parties coming on,
would have jumped at a Guru, and withheld him for her own parties,
taking the wind out of Lucia's August sails. Lucia had already suborned
Georgie to leave this note, and begin to filch the Guru away. Mrs
Quantock saw it all now, and clearly this was not to be borne. Before
she answered, she steeled herself with the triumph she had once scored
in the matter of the Welsh attorney.

"Dear Georgie," she said, "no one would be more delighted than I if my
Guru consented to take you as a pupil. But you can't tell what he will
do, as he said to me today, apropos of myself, 'I cannot come unless
I'm sent.' Was not that wonderful? He knew at once he had been sent to
me."

By this time Georgie was quite determined to have the Guru. The measure
of his determination may be gauged from the fact that he forgot all
about Lucia's garden-party.

"But he called me his friend," he said. "He told me I had a clean white
soul."

"Yes; but that is his attitude towards everybody," said Mrs Quantock.
"His religion makes it impossible for him to think ill of anybody."

"But he didn't say that to Rush," cried Georgie, "when he asked for
some brandy, to be put down to you."

Mrs Quantock's expression changed for a moment, but that moment was too
short for Georgie to notice it. Her face instantly cleared again.

"Naturally he cannot go about saying that sort of thing," she observed.
"Common people--he is of the highest caste--would not understand him."

Georgie made the direct appeal.

"Please ask him to teach me," he said.

For a moment Mrs Quantock did not answer, but cocked her head sideways
in the direction of the pear-tree where a thrush was singing. It fluted
a couple of repeated phrases and then was silent again.

Mrs Quantock gave a great smile to the pear-tree.

"Thank you, little brother," she said.

She turned to Georgie again.

"That comes out of St. Francis," she said, "but Yoga embraces all that
is true in every religion. Well, I will ask my Guru whether he will
take you as a pupil, but I can't answer for what he will say."

"What does he--what does he charge for his lesson?" asked Georgie.

The Christian Science smile illuminated her face again.

"The word 'money' never passes his lips," she said. "I don't think he
really knows what it means. He proposed to sit on the green with a
beggar's bowl but of course I would not permit that, and for the
present I just give him all he wants. No doubt when he goes away, which
I hope will not be for many weeks yet, though no one can tell when he
will have another call, I shall slip something suitably generous into
his hand, but I don't think about that. Must you be going? Good night,
dear Georgie. Peace! Om!"

His last backward glance as he went out of the front door revealed her
standing on one leg again, just as he had seen her first. He remembered
a print of a fakir at Benares, standing in that attitude; and if the
stream that flowed into the Avon could be combined with the Ganges, and
the garden into the burning ghaut, and the swooping swallows into the
kites, and the neat parlour-maid who showed him out, into a Brahmin,
and the Chinese gong that was so prominent an object in the hall into a
piece of Benares brassware, he could almost have fancied himself as
standing on the brink of the sacred river. The marigolds in the garden
required no transmutation....

Georgie had quite "to pull himself together," as he stepped round Mrs
Quantock's mulberry tree, and ten paces later round his own, before he
could recapture his normal evening mood, on those occasions when he was
going to dine alone. Usually these evenings were very pleasant and much
occupied, for they did not occur very often in this whirl of Riseholme
life, and it was not more than once a week that he spent a solitary
evening, and then, if he got tired of his own company, there were half
a dozen houses, easy of access where he could betake himself in his
military cloak, and spend a post-prandial hour. But oftener than not
when these occasions occurred, he would be quite busy at home, dusting
a little china, and rearranging ornaments on his shelves, and, after
putting his rings and handkerchief in the candle-bracket of the piano,
spending a serious hour (with the soft pedal down, for fear of
irritating Robert) in reading his share of such duets as he would be
likely to be called upon to play with Lucia during the next day or two.
Though he read music much better than she did, he used to "go over" the
part alone first, and let it be understood that he had not seen it
before. But then he was sure that she had done precisely the same, so
they started fair. Such things whiled away very pleasantly the hours
till eleven, when he went to bed, and it was seldom that he had to set
out Patience-cards to tide him over the slow minutes.

But every now and then--and tonight was one of those occasions--there
occurred evenings when he never went out to dinner even if he was
asked, because he "was busy indoors." They occurred about once a month
(these evenings that he was "busy indoors")--and even an invitation
from Lucia would not succeed in disturbing them. Ages ago Riseholme had
decided what made Georgie "busy indoors" once a month, and so none of
his friends chatted about the nature of his engagements to anyone else,
simply because everybody else knew. His business indoors, in fact, was
a perfect secret, from having been public property for so long.

June had been a very busy time, not "indoors," but with other
engagements, and as Georgie went up to his bedroom, having been told by
Foljambe that the hair-dresser was waiting for him, and had been
waiting "this last ten minutes," he glanced at his hair in the
Cromwellian mirror that hung on the stairs, and was quite aware that it
was time he submitted himself to Mr Holroyd's ministrations. There was
certainly an undergrowth of grey hair visible beneath his chestnut
crop, that should have been attended to at least a fortnight ago. Also
there was a growing thinness in the locks that crossed his head; Mr
Holroyd had attended to that before, and had suggested a certain
remedy, not in the least inconvenient, unless Georgie proposed to be
athletic without a cap, in a high wind, and even then not necessarily
so. But as he had no intention of being athletic anywhere, with or
without a cap, he determined as he went up the stairs that he would
follow Mr Holroyd's advice. Mr Holroyd's procedure, without this added
formula, entailed sitting "till it dried," and after that he would have
dinner, and then Mr Holroyd would begin again. He was a very clever
person with regard to the face and the hands and the feet. Georgie had
been conscious of walking a little lamely lately; he had been even more
conscious of the need of hot towels on his face and the "tap-tap" of Mr
Holroyd's fingers, and the stretchings of Mr Holroyd's thumb across
rather slack surfaces of cheek and chin. In the interval between the
hair and the face, Mr Holroyd should have a good supper downstairs with
Foljambe and the cook. And tomorrow morning, when he met Hermy and
Ursy, Georgie would be just as spick and span and young as ever, if not
more so.

Georgie (happy innocent!) was completely unaware that the whole of
Riseholme knew that the smooth chestnut locks which covered the top of
his head, were trained like the tendrils of a grapevine from the roots,
and flowed like a river over a bare head, and consequently when Mr
Holroyd explained the proposed innovation, a little central wig, the
edges of which would mingle in the most natural manner with his own
hair, it seemed to Georgie that nobody would know the difference. In
addition he would be spared those risky moments when he had to take off
his hat to a friend in a high wind, for there was always the danger of
his hair blowing away from the top of his head, and hanging down, like
the tresses of a Rhine-maiden over one shoulder. So Mr Holroyd was
commissioned to put that little affair in hand at once, and when the
greyness had been attended to, and Georgie had had his dinner, there
came hot towels and tappings on his face, and other ministrations. All
was done about half past ten, and when he came downstairs again for a
short practice at the bass part of Beethoven's fifth symphony,
ingeniously arranged for two performers on the piano, he looked with
sincere satisfaction at his rosy face in the Cromwellian mirror, and
his shoes felt quite comfortable again, and his nails shone like pink
stars, as his hands dashed wildly about the piano in the quicker
passages. But all the time the thought of the Guru next door, under
whose tuition he might be able to regain his youth without recourse to
those expensive subterfuges (for the price of the undetectable
_toupet_ astonished him) rang in his head with a melody more
haunting than Beethoven's. What he would have liked best of all would
have been to have the Guru all to himself, so that he should remain
perpetually young, while all the rest of Riseholme, including Hermy and
Ursy, grew old. Then, indeed, he would be king of the place, instead of
serving the interests of its queen.

He rose with a little sigh, and after adjusting the strip of flannel
over the keys, shut his piano and busied himself for a little with a
soft duster over his cabinet of bibelots which not even Foljambe was
allowed to touch. It was generally understood that he had inherited
them, though the inheritance had chiefly passed to him through the
medium of curiosity shops, and there were several pieces of
considerable value among them. There were a gold Louis XVI snuff box, a
miniature by Karl Huth, a silver toy porringer of the time of Queen
Anne, a piece of Bow china, an enamelled cigarette case by Faberge. But
tonight his handling of them was not so dainty and delicate as usual,
and he actually dropped the porringer on the floor as he was dusting
it, for his mind still occupied itself with the Guru and the practices
that led to permanent youth. How quick Lucia had been to snap him up
for her garden-party. Yet perhaps she would not get him, for he might
say he was not sent. But surely he would be sent to Georgie, whom he
knew, the moment he set eyes on him to have a clean white soul....

The clock struck eleven, and, as usual on warm nights Georgie opened
the glass door into his garden and drew in a breath of the night air.
There was a slip of moon in the sky which he most punctiliously
saluted, wondering (though he did not seriously believe in its
superstition) how Lucia could be so foolhardy as to cut the new moon.
She had seen it yesterday, she told him, in London, and had taken no
notice whatever of it.... The heavens were quickly peppered with pretty
stars, which Georgie after his busy interesting day enjoyed looking at,
though if he had had the arrangement of them, he would certainly have
put them into more definite patterns. Among them was a very red planet,
and Georgie with recollections of his classical education, easily
remembered that Mars, the God of War, was symbolized in the heavens by
a red star. Could that mean anything to peaceful Riseholme? Was
internal warfare, were revolutionary movements possible in so serene a
realm?




Chapter FOUR


Pink irascible Robert, prone to throw his food about his plate, if it
did not commend itself to him, felt in an extremely good natured mood
that same night after dinner, for the Guru had again made a visit to
the kitchen with the result that instead of a slab of pale dead codfish
being put before him after he had eaten some tepid soup, there appeared
a delicious little fish-curry. The Guru had behaved with great tact; he
had seen the storm gathering on poor Robert's face, as he sipped the
cool effete concoction and put down his spoon again with a splash in
his soup plate, and thereupon had bowed and smiled and scurried away to
the kitchen to intercept the next abomination. Then returning with the
little curry he explained that it was entirely for Robert, since those
who sought the Way did not indulge in hot sharp foods, and so he had
gobbled it up to the very last morsel.

In consequence when the Guru salaamed very humbly, and said that with
gracious permission of beloved lady and kind master he would go and
meditate in his room, and had shambled away in his red slippers, the
discussion which Robert had felt himself obliged to open with his wife,
on the subject of having an unknown Indian staying with them for an
indefinite period, was opened in a much more amicable key than it would
have been on a slice of codfish.

"Well, now, about this Golliwog--haha--I should say Guru, my dear," he
began, "what's going to happen?"

Daisy Quantock drew in her breath sharply and winced at this
irreverence, but quickly remembered that she must always be sending out
messages of love, north, east, south, and west. So she sent a rather
spiky one in the direction of her husband who was sitting due east, so
that it probably got to him at once, and smiled the particular hard
firm smile which was an heirloom inherited from her last rule of life.

"No one knows," she said brightly. "Even the Guides can't tell where
and when a Guru may be called."

"Then do you propose he should stop here till he's called somewhere
else?"

She continued smiling.

"I don't propose anything," she said. "It's not in my hands."

Under the calming influence of the fish curry, Robert remained still
placid.

"He's a first-rate cook anyhow," he said. "Can't you engage him as
that? Call to the kitchen, you know."

"Darling!" said Mrs Quantock, sending out more love. But she had a
quick temper, and indeed the two were outpoured together, like hot and
cold taps turned on in a bath. The pellucid stream of love served to
keep her temper moderately cool.

"Well, ask him," suggested Mr Quantock, "as you say, you never can tell
where a Guru may be called. Give him forty pounds a year and beer
money."

"Beer!" began Mrs Quantock, when she suddenly remembered Georgie's
story about Rush and the Guru and the brandy-bottle, and stopped.

"Yes, dear, I said 'beer,'" remarked Robert a little irritably, "and in
any case I insist that you dismiss your present cook. You only took her
because she was a Christian Scientist, and you've left that little
sheep-fold now. You used to talk about false claims I remember. Well
her claim to be a cook is the falsest I ever heard of. I'd sooner take
my chance with an itinerant organ grinder. But that fish-curry tonight
and that other thing last night, that's what I mean by good eating."

The thought even of good food always calmed Robert's savage breast; it
blew upon him as the wind on an AEolian harp hung in the trees, evoking
faint sweet sounds.

"I'm sure, my dear," he said, "that I shall be willing to fall in with
any pleasant arrangement about your Guru, but it really isn't
unreasonable in me to ask what sort of arrangement you propose. I
haven't a word to say against him, especially when he goes to the
kitchen; I only want to know if he is going to stop here a night or two
or a year or two. Talk to him about it tomorrow with my love. I wonder
if he can make bisque soup."

Daisy Quantock carried quite a quantity of material for reflection
upstairs with her, then she went to bed, pausing a moment opposite the
Guru's door, from inside of which came sounds of breathing so deep that
it sounded almost like snoring. But she seemed to detect a timbre of
spirituality about it which convinced her that he was holding high
communion with the Guides. It was round him that her thoughts centred,
he was the tree through the branches of which they scampered
chattering.

Her first and main interest in him was sheer Guruism, for she was one
of those intensely happy people who pass through life in ecstatic
pursuit of some idea which those who do not share it call a fad. Well
might poor Robert remember the devastation of his home when Daisy,
after the perusal of a little pamphlet which she picked up on a
book-stall called "The Uric Acid Monthly," came to the shattering
conclusion that her buxom frame consisted almost entirely of
waste-products which must be eliminated. For a greedy man the situation
was frankly intolerable, for when he continued his ordinary diet (this
was before the cursed advent of the Christian Science cook) she kept
pointing to his well-furnished plate, and told him that every atom of
that beef or mutton and potatoes, turned from the moment he swallowed it
into chromogens and toxins, and that his apparent appetite was merely the
result of fermentation. For herself her platter was an abominable mess
of cheese and protein-powder and apples and salad-oil, while round her,
like saucers of specimen seeds were ranged little piles of nuts and
pine-branches, which supplied body-building material, and which she
weighed out with scrupulous accuracy, in accordance with the directions
of the "Uric Acid Monthly." Tea and coffee were taboo, since they
flooded the blood with purins, and the kitchen boiler rumbled day and
night to supply the rivers of boiling water with which (taken in sips)
she inundated her system. Strange gaunt females used to come down from
London, with small parcels full of tough food that tasted of
travelling-bags and contained so much nutrition that a port-manteau
full of it would furnish the daily rations of any army. Luckily even
her iron constitution could not stand the strain of such ideal living
for long, and her growing anaemia threatened to undermine a
constitution seriously impaired by the precepts of perfect health. A
course of beef-steaks and other substantial viands loaded with uric
acid restored her to her former vigour.

Thus reinforced, she plunged with the same energy as she had devoted to
repelling uric acid into the embrace of Christian Science. The
inhumanity of that sect towards both herself and others took complete
possession of her, and when her husband complained on a bitter January
morning that his smoking-room was like an icehouse, because the
housemaid had forgotten to light the fire, she had no touch of pity for
him, since she knew that there was no such thing as cold or heat or
pain, and therefore you could not feel cold. But now, since, according
to the new creed, such things as uric acid, chromogens and purins had
no existence, she could safely indulge in decent viands again. But her
unhappy husband was not a real gainer in this respect, for while he
ate, she tirelessly discoursed to him on the new creed, and asked him
to recite with her the True Statement of Being. And on the top of that
she dismissed the admirable cook, and engaged the miscreant from whom
he suffered still, though Christian Science, which had allowed her cold
to make so long a false claim on her, had followed the uric-acid fad
into the limbo of her discarded beliefs.

But now once more she had temporarily discovered the secret of life in
the teachings of the Guru, and it was, as has been mentioned, sheer
Guruism that constituted the main attraction of the new creed. That
then being taken for granted, she turned her mind to certain
side-issues, which to a true Riseholmite were of entrancing interest.
She felt a strong suspicion that Lucia contemplated annexing her Guru
altogether, for otherwise she would not have returned so enthusiastic a
response to her note, nor have sent Georgie to deliver it, nor have
professed so violent an interest in the Guru. What then was the
correctly diabolical policy to pursue? Should Daisy Quantock refuse to
take him to Mrs Lucas altogether, with a message of regret that he did
not feel himself sent? Even if she did this, did she feel herself
strong enough to throw down the gauntlet (in the shape of the Guru)
and, using him as the attraction, challenge darling Lucia to mutual
combat, in order to decide who should be the leader of all that was
advanced and cultured in Riseholme society? Still following that
ramification of this policy, should she bribe Georgie over to her own
revolutionary camp, by promising him instruction from the Guru? Or
following a less dashing line, should she take darling Lucia and
Georgie into the charmed circle, and while retaining her own right of
treasure trove, yet share it with them in some inner ring, dispensing
the Guru to them, if they were good, in small doses?

Mrs Quantock's mind resembled in its workings the manoeuvres of a moth
distracted by the glory of several bright lights. It dashed at one, got
slightly singed, and forgetting all about that turned its attention to
the second, and the third, taking headers into each in turn, without
deciding which, on the whole, was the most enchanting of those
luminaries. So, in order to curb the exuberance of these frenzied
excursions she got a half sheet of paper, and noted down the
alternatives that she must choose from.

"(I) Shall I keep him entirely to myself?

"(II) Shall I run him for all he is worth, and leave out L?

"(III) Shall I get G on my side?

"(IV) Shall I give L and G bits?"

She paused a moment: then remembering that he had voluntarily helped
her very pretty housemaid to make the beds that morning, saying that
his business (like the Prince of Wales's) was to serve, she added:

"(V) Shall I ask him to be my cook?"

For a few seconds the brightness of her eager interest was dimmed as
the unworthy suspicion occurred to her that perhaps the prettiness of
her housemaid had something to do with his usefulness in the bedrooms,
but she instantly dismissed it. There was the bottle of brandy, too,
which he had ordered from Rush's. When she had begged him to order
anything he wanted and cause it to be put down to her account, she had
not actually contemplated brandy. Then remembering that one of the most
necessary conditions for progress in Yoga, was that the disciple should
have complete confidence in the Guru, she chased that also out of her
mind. But still, even when the lines of all possible policies were
written down, she could come to no decision, and putting her paper by
her bed, decided to sleep over it. The rhythmical sounds of hallowed
breathing came steadily from next door, and she murmured "Om, Om," in
time with them.

The hours of the morning between breakfast and lunch were the time
which the inhabitants of Riseholme chiefly devoted to spying on each
other. They went about from shop to shop on household businesses,
occasionally making purchases which they carried away with them in
little paper parcels with convenient loops of string, but the real
object of these excursions was to see what everybody else was doing,
and learn what fresh interests had sprung up like mushrooms during the
night. Georgie would be matching silks at the draper's, and very
naturally he would carry them from the obscurity of the interior to the
door in order to be certain about the shades, and keep his eye on the
comings and goings in the street, and very naturally Mr Lucas on his
way to the market gardener's to enquire whether he had yet received the
bulbs from Holland, would tell him that Lucia had received the
piano-arrangement of the Mozart trio. Georgie for his part would mention
that Hermy and Ursy were expected that evening, and Peppino enriched by
this item would "toddle on," as his phrase went, to meet and exchange
confidences with the next spy. He had noticed incidentally that Georgie
carried a small oblong box with hard corners, which, perfectly
correctly, he conjectured to be cigarettes for Hermy and Ursy, since
Georgie never smoked.

"Well, I must be toddling on," he said, after identifying Georgie's box
of cigarettes, and being rather puzzled by a bulge in Georgie's pocket.
"You'll be looking in some time this morning, perhaps."

Georgie had not been quite sure that he would (for he was very busy
owing to the arrival of his sisters, and the necessity of going to Mr
Holroyd's, in order that that artist might accurately match the shade
of his hair with a view to the expensive toupet), but the mention of
the arrival of the Mozart now decided him. He intended anyhow before he
went home for lunch to stroll past The Hurst, and see if he did not
hear--to adopt a mixed metaphor--the sound of the diligent practice of
that classical morsel going on inside. Probably the soft pedal would be
down, but he had marvellously acute hearing, and he would be very much
surprised if he did not hear the recognisable chords, and even more
surprised if, when they came to practise the piece together, Lucia did
not give him to understand that she was reading it for the first time.
He had already got a copy, and had practised his part last night, but
then he was in the superior position of not having a husband who would
inadvertently tell on him! Meantime it was of the first importance to
get that particular shade of purple silk that had none of that
"tarsome" magenta-tint in it. Meantime also, it was of even greater
importance to observe the movements of Riseholme.

Just opposite was the village green, and as nobody was quite close to
him Georgie put on his spectacles, which he could whisk off in a
moment. It was these which formed that bulge in his pocket which
Peppino had noticed, but the fact of his using spectacles at all was a
secret that would have to be profoundly kept for several years yet. But
as there was no one at all near him, he stealthily adjusted them on his
small straight nose. The morning train from town had evidently come in,
for there was a bustle of cabs about the door of the Ambermere Arms,
and a thing that thrilled him to the marrow was the fact that Lady
Ambermere's motor was undoubtedly among them. That must surely mean
that Lady Ambermere herself was here, for when poor thin Miss Lyall,
her companion, came in to Riseholme to do shopping, or transact such
business as the majestic life at The Hall required, she always came on
foot, or in very inclement weather in a small two-wheeled cart like a
hip-bath. At this moment, steeped in conjecture, who should appear,
walking stiffly, with her nose in the air, as if suspecting, and not
choosing to verify, some faint unpleasant odour, but Lady Ambermere
herself, coming from the direction of The Hurst.... Clearly she must
have got there after Peppino had left, or he would surely have
mentioned the fact that Lady Ambermere had been at The Hurst, if she
_had_ been at The Hurst. It is true that she was only coming from
the direction of The Hurst, but Georgie put into practice, in his
mental processes Darwin's principle, that in order to observe usefully,
you must have a theory. Georgie's theory was that Lady Ambermere had
been at The Hurst just for a minute or two, and hastily put his
spectacles in his pocket. With the precision of a trained mind he also
formed the theory that some business had brought Lady Ambermere into
Riseholme, and that taking advantage of her presence there, she had
probably returned a verbal answer to Lucia's invitation to her
garden-party, which she would have received by the first post this
morning. He was quite ready to put his theory to the test when Lady
Ambermere had arrived at the suitable distance for his conveniently
observing her, and for taking off his hat. She always treated him like
a boy, which he liked. The usual salutation passed.

"I don't know where my people are," said Lady Ambermere majestically.
"Have you seen my motor?"

"Yes, dear lady, it's in at your own arms," said Georgie brightly.
"Happy motor!"

If Lady Ambermere unbent to anybody, she unbent to Georgie. He was of
quite good family, because his mother had been a Bartlett and a second
cousin of her deceased husband. Sometimes when she talked to Georgie
she said "we," implying thereby his connection with the aristocracy,
and this gratified Georgie nearly as much as did her treatment of him
as being quite a boy still. It was to him, as a boy still, that she
answered.

"Well, the happy motor, you little rascal, must come to my arms instead
of being at them," she said with the quick wit for which Riseholme
pronounced her famous. "Fancy being able to see my motor at that
distance. Young eyes!"

It was really young spectacles, but Georgie did not mind that. In fact,
he would not have corrected the mistake for the world.

"Shall I run across and fetch it for you?" he asked.

"In a minute. Or whistle on your fingers like a vulgar street boy,"
said Lady Ambermere. "I'm sure you know how to."

Georgie had not the slightest idea, but with the courage of youth,
presuming, with the prudence of middle-age, that he would not really be
called upon to perform so unimaginable a feat, he put two fingers up to
his mouth.

"Here goes then!" he said, greatly daring. (He knew perfectly well that
the dignity of Lady Ambermere would not permit rude vulgar whistling,
of which he was hopelessly incapable, to summon her motor. She made a
feint of stopping her ears with her hands.)

"Don't do anything of the kind," she said. "In a minute you shall walk
with me across to the Arms, but tell me this first. I have just been to
say to our good Mrs Lucas that very likely I will look in at her
garden-party on Friday, if I have nothing else to do. But who is this
wonderful creature she is expecting? Is it an Indian conjurer? If so, I
should like to see him, because when Ambermere was in Madras I remember
one coming to the Residency who had cobras and that sort of thing. I
told her I didn't like snakes, and she said there shouldn't be any. In
fact, it was all rather mysterious, and she didn't at present know if
he was coming or not. I only said, 'No snakes: I insist on no snakes.'"

Georgie relieved her mind about the chance of there being snakes, and
gave a short _precis_ of the ascertained habits of the Guru,
laying special stress on his high-caste.

"Yes, some of these Brahmins are of very decent family," admitted Lady
Ambermere. "I was always against lumping all dark-skinned people
together and calling them niggers. When we were at Madras I was famed
for my discrimination."

They were walking across the green as Lady Ambermere gave vent to these
liberal sentiments, and Georgie even without the need of his spectacles
could see Peppino, who had spied Lady Ambermere from the door of the
market-gardener's, hurrying down the street, in order to get a word
with her before "her people" drove her back to The Hall.

"I came into Riseholme today to get rooms at the Arms for Olga
Bracely," she observed.

"The prima-donna?" asked Georgie breathless with excitement.

"Yes; she is coming to stay at the Arms for two nights with Mr
Shuttleworth."

"Surely--" began Georgie.

"No, it is all right, he is her husband, they were married last week,"
said Lady Ambermere. "I should have thought that Shuttleworth was a
good enough name, as the Shuttleworths are cousins of the late lord,
but she prefers to call herself Miss Bracely. I don't dispute her right
to call herself what she pleases: far from it, though who the Bracelys
were, I have never been able to discover. But when George Shuttleworth
wrote to me saying that he and his wife were intending to stay here for
a couple of days, and proposing to come over to The Hall to see me, I
thought I would just look in at the Arms myself, and see that they were
promised proper accommodation. They will dine with me tomorrow. I have
a few people staying, and no doubt Miss Bracely will sing afterwards.
My Broadwood was always considered a remarkably fine instrument. It was
very proper of George Shuttleworth to say that he would be in the
neighbourhood, and I daresay she is a very decent sort of woman."

They had come to the motor by this time--the rich, the noble motor, as
Mr Pepys would have described it--and there was poor Miss Lyall hung
with parcels, and wearing a faint sycophantic smile. This miserable
spinster, of age so obvious as to be called not the least uncertain,
was Lady Ambermere's companion, and shared with her the glories of The
Hall, which had been left to Lady Ambermere for life. She was provided
with food and lodging and the use of the cart like a hip-bath when Lady
Ambermere had errands for her to do in Riseholme, so what could a woman
want more? In return for these bounties, her only duty was to devote
herself body and mind to her patroness, to read the paper aloud, to set
Lady Ambermere's patterns for needlework, to carry the little Chinese
dog under her arm, and wash him once a week, to accompany Lady
Ambermere to church, and never to have a fire in her bedroom. She had a
melancholy wistful little face: her head was inclined with a backward
slope on her neck, and her mouth was invariably a little open shewing
long front teeth, so that she looked rather like a roast hare sent up
to table with its head on. Georgie always had a joke ready for Miss
Lyall, of the sort that made her say, "Oh, Mr Pillson!" and caused her
to blush. She thought him remarkably pleasant.

Georgie had his joke ready on this occasion.

"Why, here's Miss Lyall!" he said. "And what has Miss Lyall been doing
while her ladyship and I have been talking? Better not ask, perhaps."

"Oh, Mr Pillson!" said Miss Lyall, as punctually as a cuckoo clock when
the hands point to the hour.

Lady Ambermere put half her weight onto the step of the motor, causing
it to creak and sway.

"Call on the Shuttleworths, Georgie," she said. "Say I told you to.
Home!"

Miss Lyall effaced herself on the front seat of the motor, like a mouse
hiding in a corner, after Lady Ambermere had got in, and the footman
mounted onto the box. At that moment Peppino with his bag of bulbs, a
little out of breath, squeezed his way between two cabs by the side of
the motor. He was just too late, and the motor moved off. It was very
improbable that Lady Ambermere saw him at all.

Georgie felt very much like a dog with a bone in his mouth, who only
wants to get away from all the other dogs and discuss it quietly. It is
safe to say that never in twenty-four hours had so many exciting things
happened to him. He had ordered a toupet, he had been looked on with
favour by a Guru, all Riseholme knew that he had had quite a long
conversation with Lady Ambermere and nobody in Riseholme, except
himself, knew that Olga Bracely was going to spend two nights here.
Well he remembered her marvellous appearance last year at Covent Garden
in the part of Brunnhilde. He had gone to town for a rejuvenating visit
to his dentist, and the tarsomeness of being betwixt and between had
been quite forgotten by him when he saw her awake to Siegfried's line
on the mountain-top. "_Das ist keine mann_," Siegfried had said,
and, to be sure, that was very clever of him, for she looked like some
slim beardless boy, and not in the least like those great fat Fraus at
Baireuth, whom nobody could have mistaken for a man as they bulged and
heaved even before the strings of the breastplate were uncut by his
sword. And then she sat up and hailed the sun, and Georgie felt for a
moment that he had quite taken the wrong turn in life, when he settled
to spend his years in this boyish, maidenly manner with his embroidery
and his china-dusting at Riseholme. He ought to have been Siegfried....
He had brought a photograph of her in her cuirass and helmet, and often
looked at it when he was not too busy with something else. He had even
championed his goddess against Lucia, when she pronounced that Wagner
was totally lacking in knowledge of dramatic effects. To be sure she
had never seen any Wagner opera, but she had heard the overture to
Tristram performed at the Queen's Hall, and if that was Wagner,
well----

Already, though Lady Ambermere's motor had not yet completely vanished
up the street, Riseholme was gently closing in round him, in order to
discover by discreet questions (as in the game of Clumps) what he and
she had been talking about. There was Colonel Boucher with his two
snorting bull-dogs closing in from one side, and Mrs Weston in her
bath-chair being wheeled relentlessly towards him from another, and the
two Miss Antrobuses sitting playfully in the stocks, on the third, and
Peppino at close range on the fourth. Everyone knew, too, that he did
not lunch till half past one, and there was really no reason why he
should not stop and chat as usual. But with the eye of the true
general, he saw that he could most easily break the surrounding cordon
by going off in the direction of Colonel Boucher, because Colonel
Boucher always said "Haw, hum, by Jove," before he descended into
coherent speech, and thus Georgie could forestall him with "Good
morning, Colonel," and pass on before he got to business. He did not
like passing close to those slobbering bull-dogs, but something had to
be done ... Next moment he was clear and saw that the other spies by
their original impetus were still converging on each other and walked
briskly down towards Lucia's house, to listen for any familiar noises
out of the Mozart trio. The noises were there, and the soft pedal was
down just as he expected, so, that business being off his mind, he
continued his walk for a few hundred yards more, meaning to make a
short circuit through fields, cross the bridge, over the happy stream
that flowed into the Avon, and regain his house by the door at the
bottom of the garden. Then he would sit and think ... the Guru, Olga
Bracely ... What if he asked Olga Bracely and her husband to dine, and
persuaded Mrs Quantock to let the Guru come? That would be three men
and one woman, and Hermy and Ursy would make all square. Six for dinner
was the utmost that Foljambe permitted.

He had come to the stile that led into the fields, and sat there for a
moment. Lucia's tentative melodies were still faintly audible, but soon
they stopped, and he guessed that she was looking out of the window.
She was too great to take part in the morning spying that went on round
about the Green, but she often saw a good deal from her window. He
wondered what Mrs Quantock was meaning to do. Apparently she had not
promised the Guru for the garden-party, or else Lady Ambermere would
not have said that Lucia did not know whether he was coming or not.
Perhaps Mrs Quantock was going to run him herself, and grant him
neither to Lucia nor Georgie. In that case he would certainly ask Olga
Bracely and her husband to dine, and should he or should he not ask
Lucia?

The red star had risen in Riseholme: Bolshevism was treading in its
peaceful air, and if Mrs Quantock was going to secrete her Guru, and
set up her own standard on the strength of him, Georgie felt much
inclined to ask Olga Bracely to dinner, without saying anything
whatever to Lucia about it, and just see what would happen next.
Georgie was a Bartlett on his mother's side, and he played the piano
better than Lucia, and he had twenty-four hours' leisure every day,
which he could devote to being king of Riseholme.... His nature flared
up, burning with a red revolutionary flame, that was fed by his secret
knowledge about Olga Bracely. Why should Lucia rule everyone with her
rod of iron? Why, and again why?

Suddenly he heard his name called in the familiar alto, and there was
Lucia in her Shakespeare's garden.

"Georgino! Georgino mio!" she cried. "Gino!"

Out of mere habit Georgie got down from his stile, and tripped up the
road towards her. The manly seething of his soul's insurrection rebuked
him, but unfortunately his legs and his voice surrendered. Habit was
strong....

"Amica!" he answered. "Buon Giorno." ("And why do I say it in Italian?"
he vainly asked himself.)

"Geordie, come and have ickle talk," she said. "Me want 'oo wise man to
advise ickle Lucia."

"What 'oo want?" asked Georgie, now quite quelled for the moment.

"Lots-things. Here's pwetty flower for button-holie. Now tell me about
black man. Him no snakes have? Why Mrs Quantock say she thinks he no
come to poo' Lucia's party-garden?"

"Oh, did she?" asked Georgie relapsing into the vernacular.

"Yes, oh, and by the way there's a parcel come which I think must be
the Mozart trio. Will you come over tomorrow morning and read it with
me? Yes? About half-past eleven, then. But never mind that."

She fixed him with her ready, birdy eye.

"Daisy asked me to ask him," she said, "and so to oblige poor Daisy I
did. And now she says she doesn't know if he'll come. What does that
mean? Is it possible that she wants to keep him to herself? She has
done that sort of thing before, you know."

This probably represented Lucia's statement of the said case about the
Welsh attorney, and Georgie taking it as such felt rather embarrassed.
Also that bird-like eye seemed to gimlet its way into his very soul,
and divine the secret disloyalty that he had been contemplating. If she
had continued to look into him, he might not only have confessed to the
gloomiest suspicions about Mrs Quantock, but have let go of his secret
about Olga Bracely also, and suggested the possibility of her and her
husband being brought to the garden-party. But the eye at this moment
unscrewed itself from him again and travelled up the road.

"There's the Guru," she said. "Now we will see!"

Georgie, faint with emotion, peered out between the form of the peacock
and the pine-apple on the yew-hedge, and saw what followed. Lucia went
straight up to the Guru, bowed and smiled and clearly introduced
herself. In another moment he was showing his white teeth and
salaaming, and together they walked back to The Hurst, where Georgie
palpitated behind the yew-hedge. Together they entered and Lucia's eye
wore its most benignant aspect.

"I want to introduce to you, Guru," she said without a stumble, "a
great friend of mine. This is Mr Pillson, Guru; Guru, Mr Pillson. The
Guru is coming to tiffin with me, Georgie. Cannot I persuade you to
stop?"

"Delighted!" said Georgie. "We met before in a sort of way, didn't we?"

"Yes, indeed. So pleased," said the Guru.

"Let us go in," said Lucia, "It is close on lunch-time."

Georgie followed, after a great many bowings and politenesses from the
Guru. He was not sure if he had the makings of a Bolshevist. Lucia was
so marvellously efficient.




Chapter FIVE


One of Lucia's greatnesses lay in the fact that when she found anybody
out in some act of atrocious meanness, she never indulged in any idle
threats of revenge: it was sufficient that she knew, and would take
suitable steps on the earliest occasion. Consequently when it appeared,
from the artless conversation of the Guru at lunch that the perfidious
Mrs Quantock had not even asked him whether he would like to go to
Lucia's garden party or not (pending her own decision as to what she
was meaning to do with him) Lucia received the information with the
utmost good-humour, merely saying, "No doubt dear Mrs Quantock forgot
to tell you," and did not announce acts of reprisal, such as striking
Daisy off the list of her habitual guests for a week or two, just to
give her a lesson. She even, before they sat down to lunch, telephoned
over to that thwarted woman to say that she had met the Guru in the
street, and they had both felt that there was some wonderful bond of
sympathy between them, so he had come back with her, and they were just
sitting down to tiffin. She was pleased with the word "tiffin," and
also liked explaining to Daisy what it meant.

Tiffin was a great success, and there was no need for the Guru to visit
the kitchen in order to make something that could be eaten without
struggle. He talked quite freely about his mission here, and Lucia and
Georgie and Peppino who had come in rather late, for he had been
obliged to go back to the market-gardener's about the bulbs, listened
entranced.

"Yes, it was when I went to my friend who keeps the book-shop," he
said, "that I knew there was English lady who wanted Guru, and I knew I
was called to her. No luggage, no anything at all: as I am. Such a kind
lady, too, and she will get on well, but she will find some of the
postures difficult, for she is what you call globe, round."

"Was that postures when I saw her standing on one leg in the garden?"
asked Georgie, "and when she sat down and tried to hold her toes?"

"Yes, indeed, quite so, and difficult for globe. But she has white
soul."

He looked round with a smile.

"I see many white souls here," he said. "It is happy place, when there
are white souls, for to them I am sent."

This was sufficient: in another minute Lucia, Georgie and Peppino were
all accepted as pupils, and presently they went out into the garden,
where the Guru sat on the ground in a most complicated attitude which
was obviously quite out of reach of Mrs Quantock.

"One foot on one thigh, other foot on other thigh," he explained. "And
the head and back straight: it is good to meditate so."

Lucia tried to imagine meditating so, but felt that any meditation so
would certainly be on the subject of broken bones.

"Shall I be able to do that?" she asked. "And what will be the effect?"

"You will be light and active, dear lady, and ah--here is other dear
lady come to join us."

Mrs Quantock had certainly made one of her diplomatic errors on this
occasion. She had acquiesced on the telephone in her Guru going to
tiffin with Lucia, but about the middle of her lunch, she had been
unable to resist the desire to know what was happening at The Hurst.
She could not bear the thought that Lucia and her Guru were together
now, and her own note, saying that it was uncertain whether the Guru
would come to the garden party or not filled her with the most uneasy
apprehensions. She would sooner have acquiesced in her Guru going to
fifty garden-parties, where all was public, and she could keep an eye
and a control on him, rather than that Lucia should have "enticed him
in,"--that was her phrase--like this to tiffin. The only consolation
was that her own lunch had been practically inedible, and Robert had
languished lamentably for the Guru to return, and save his stomach. She
had left him glowering over a little mud and water called coffee.
Robert, at any rate, would welcome the return of the Guru.

She waddled across the lawn to where this harmonious party was sitting,
and at that moment Lucia began to feel vindictive. The calm of victory
which had permeated her when she brought the Guru in to lunch, without
any bother at all, was troubled and broken up, and darling Daisy's
note, containing the outrageous falsity that the Guru would not
certainly accept an invitation which had never been permitted to reach
him at all, assumed a more sinister aspect. Clearly now Daisy had
intended to keep him to herself, a fact that she already suspected and
had made a hostile invasion.

"Guru, dear, you naughty thing," said Mrs Quantock playfully, after the
usual salutations had passed, "why did you not tell your Chela you
would not be home for tiffin?"

The Guru had unwound his legs, and stood up.

"But see, beloved lady," he said, "how pleasant we all are! Take not
too much thought, when it is only white souls who are together."

Mrs Quantock patted his shoulder.

"It is all good and kind Om," she said. "I send out my message of love.
There!"

It was necessary to descend from these high altitudes, and Lucia
proceeded to do so, as in a parachute that dropped swiftly at first,
and then floated in still air.

"And we're making such a lovely plan, dear Daisy," she said. "The Guru
is going to teach us all. Classes! Aren't you?"

He held his hands up to his head, palms outwards, and closed his eyes.

"I seem to feel call," he said. "I am sent. Surely the Guides tell me
there is a sending of me. What you call classes? Yes? I teach: you
learn. We all learn.... I leave all to you. I will walk a little way
off to arbour, and meditate, and then when you have arranged, you will
tell Guru, who is your servant. Salaam! Om!"

With the Guru in her own house, and with every intention to annex him,
it was no wonder that Lucia took the part of chairman in this meeting
that was to settle the details of the esoteric brotherhood that was to
be formed in Riseholme. Had not Mrs Quantock been actually present, Lucia
in revenge for her outrageous conduct about the garden-party invitation
would probably have left her out of the classes altogether, but with her
sitting firm and square in a basket chair, that creaked querulously as
she moved, she could not be completely ignored. But Lucia took the lead
throughout, and suggested straightaway that the smoking-parlour would be
the most convenient place to hold the classes in.

"I should not think of invading your house, dear Daisy," she said, "and
here is the smoking-parlour which no one ever sits in, so quiet and
peaceful. Yes. Shall we consider that settled, then?"

She turned briskly to Mrs Quantock.

"And now where shall the Guru stay?" she said. "It would be too bad,
dear Daisy, if we are all to profit by his classes, that you should
have all the trouble and expense of entertaining him, for in your sweet
little house he must be a great inconvenience, and I think you said
that your husband had given up his dressing room to him."

Mrs Quantock made a desperate effort to retain her property.

"No inconvenience at all," she said, "quite the contrary in fact, dear.
It is delightful having him, and Robert regards him as a most desirable
inmate."

Lucia pressed her hand feelingly.

"You and your husband are too unselfish," she said. "Often have I said,
'Daisy and Mr Robert are the most unselfish people I know.' Haven't I,
Georgie? But we can't permit you to be so crowded. Your only spare
room, you know, _and_ your husband's dressing room! Georgie, I
know you agree with me; we must not permit dear Daisy to be so
unselfish."

The bird-like eye produced its compelling effect on Georgie. So short a
time ago he had indulged in revolutionary ideas, and had contemplated
having the Guru and Olga Bracely to dinner, without even asking Lucia:
now the faint stirrings of revolt faded like snow in summer. He knew
quite well what Lucia's next proposition would be: he knew, too, that
he would agree to it.

"No, that would never do," he said. "It is simply trespassing on Mrs
Quantock's good-nature, if she is to board and lodge him, while he
teaches all of us. I wish I could take him in, but with Hermy and Ursy
coming tonight, I have as little room as Mrs Quantock."

"He shall come here," said Lucia brightly, as if she had just that
moment thought of it. "There are Hamlet and Othello vacant"--all her
rooms were named after Shakespearian plays--"and it will not be the
least inconvenient. Will it, Peppino? I shall really like having him
here. Shall we consider that settled, then?"

Daisy made a perfectly futile effort to send forth a message of love to
all quarters of the compass. Bitterly she repented of having ever
mentioned her Guru to Lucia: it had never occurred to her that she
would annex him like this. While she was cudgelling her brains as to
how she could arrest this powerful offensive, Lucia went sublimely on.

"Then there's the question of what we shall pay him," she said. "Dear
Daisy tells us that he scarcely knows what money is, but I for one
could never dream of profiting by his wisdom, if I was to pay nothing
for it. The labourer is worthy of his hire, and so I suppose the
teacher is. What if we pay him five shillings each a lesson: that will
make a pound a lesson. Dear me! I shall be busy this August. Now how
many classes shall we ask him to give us? I should say six to begin
with, if everybody agrees. One every day for the next week except
Sunday. That is what you all wish? Yes? Then shall we consider that
settled?"

Mrs Quantock, still impotently rebelling, resorted to the most dire
weapon in her armoury, namely, sarcasm.

"Perhaps, darling Lucia," she said, "it would be well to ask my Guru if
he has anything to say to your settlings. England is a free country
still, even if you happen to have come from India."

Lucia had a deadlier weapon than sarcasm, which was the apparent
unconsciousness of there having been any. For it is no use plunging a
dagger into your enemy's heart, if it produces no effect whatever on
him. She clapped her hands together, and gave her peal of silvery
laughter.

"What a good idea!" she said. "Then you would like me to go and tell
him what we propose? Just as you like. I will trot away, shall I, and
see if he agrees. Don't think of stirring, dear Daisy, I know how you
feel the heat. Sit quiet in the shade. As you know, I am a real
salamander, the sun is never _troppo caldo_ for me."

She tripped off to where the Guru was sitting in that wonderful
position. She had read the article in the encyclopaedia about Yoga
right through again this morning, and had quite made up her mind, as
indeed her proceedings had just shown, that Yoga was, to put it
irreverently, to be her August stunt. He was still so deep in
meditation that he could only look dreamily in her direction as she
approached, but then with a long sigh he got up.

"This is beautiful place," he said. "It is full of sweet influences and
I have had high talk with Guides."

Lucia felt thrilled.

"Ah, do tell me what they said to you," she exclaimed.

"They told me to follow where I was led: they said they would settle
everything for me in wisdom and love."

This was most encouraging, for decidedly Lucia had been settling for
him, and the opinion of the Guides was thus a direct personal
testimonial. Any faint twitchings of conscience (they were of the very
faintest) that she had grabbed dear Daisy's property were once and for
ever quieted, and she proceeded confidently to unfold the settlements
of wisdom and love, which met with the Guru's entire approval. He shut
his eyes a moment and breathed deeply.

"They give peace and blessing," he said. "It is they who ordered that
it should be so. Om!"

He seemed to sink into profound depths of meditation, and Lucia hurried
back to the group she had left.

"It is all too wonderful," she said. "The Guides have told him that
they were settling everything for him in wisdom and love, so we may be
sure we were right in our plans. How lovely to think that we have been
guided by them! Dear Daisy, how wonderful he is! I will send across for
his things, shall I, and I will have Hamlet and Othello made ready for
him!"

Bitter though it was to part with her Guru, it was impious to rebel
against the ordinances of the Guides, but there was a trace of human
resentment in Daisy's answer.

"Things!" she exclaimed. "He hasn't got a thing in the world. Every
material possession chains us down to earth. You will soon come to
that, darling Lucia."

It occurred to Georgie that the Guru had certainly got a bottle of
brandy, but there was no use in introducing a topic that might lead to
discord, and indeed, even as Lucia went indoors to see about Hamlet and
Othello, the Guru himself having emerged from meditation, joined them
and sat down by Mrs Quantock.

"Beloved lady," he said, "all is peace and happiness. The Guides have
spoken to me so lovingly of you, and they say it is best your Guru
should come here. Perhaps I shall return later to your kind house. They
smiled when I asked that. But just now they send me here: there is more
need of me here, for already you have so much light."

Certainly the Guides were very tactful people, for nothing could have
soothed Mrs Quantock so effectually as a message of that kind, which
she would certainly report to Lucia when she returned from seeing about
Hamlet and Othello.

"Oh, do they say I have much light already, Guru, dear?" she asked.
"That is nice of them."

"Surely they said it, and now I shall go back to your house, and leave
sweet thoughts there for you. And shall I send sweet thoughts to the
home of the kind gentleman next door?"

Georgie eagerly welcomed this proposition, for with Hermy and Ursy
coming that evening, he felt that he would have plenty of use for sweet
thoughts. He even forebore to complete in his own mind the conjecture
that was forming itself there, namely, that though the Guru would be
leaving sweet thoughts for Mrs Quantock, he would probably be taking
away the brandy bottle for himself. But Georgie knew he was only too
apt to indulge in secret cynicisms and perhaps there was no brandy to
take away by this time ... and lo and behold, he was being cynical
again.

The sun was still hot when, half an hour afterwards, he got into the
open cab which he had ordered to take him to the station to meet Hermy
and Ursy, and he put up his umbrella with its white linen cover, to
shield him from it. He did not take the motor, because either Hermy or
Ursy would have insisted on driving it, and he did not choose to put
himself in their charge. In all the years that he had lived at
Riseholme, he never remembered a time when social events--"work," he
called it--had been so exciting and varied. There were Hermy and Ursy
coming this evening, and Olga Bracely and her husband (Olga Bracely and
Mr Shuttleworth sounded vaguely improper: Georgie rather liked that)
were coming tomorrow, and there was Lucia's garden-party the day after,
and every day there was to be a lesson from the Guru, so that God alone
knew when Georgie would have a moment to himself for his embroidery or
to practise the Mozart trio. But with his hair chestnut-coloured to the
very roots, and his shining nails, and his comfortable boots, he felt
extremely young and fit for anything. Soon, under the influence of the
new creed with its postures and breathings, he would feel younger and
more vigorous yet.

But he wished that it had been he who had found this pamphlet on
Eastern philosophies, which had led Mrs Quantock to make the inquiries
that had resulted in the epiphany of the Guru. Of course when once
Lucia had heard about it, she was certain to constitute herself head
and leader of the movement, and it was really remarkable how completely
she had done that. In that meeting in the garden just now she had just
sailed through Mrs Quantock as calmly as a steamer cuts through the
waters of the sea, throwing her off from her penetrating bows like a
spent wave. But baffled though she was for the moment, Georgie had been
aware that Mrs Quantock seethed with revolutionary ideas: she deeply
resented this confiscation of what was certainly her property, though
she was impotent to stop it, and Georgie knew just what she felt. It
was all very well to say that Lucia's schemes were entirely in accord
with the purposes of the Guides. That might be so, but Mrs Quantock
would not cease to think that she had been robbed....

Yet nothing mattered if all the class found themselves getting young
and active and loving and excellent under this tuition. It was that
notion which had taken such entire command of them all, and for his
part Georgie did not really care who owned the Guru, so to speak, if
only he got the benefit of his teachings. For social purposes Lucia had
annexed him, and doubtless with him in the house she could get little
instructions and hints that would not count as a lesson, but after all,
Georgie had still got Olga Bracely to himself, for he had not breathed
a word of her advent to Lucia. He felt rather like one who, when
revolutionary ideas are in the air, had concealed a revolver in his
pocket. He did not formulate to himself precisely what he was going to
do with it, but it gave him a sense of power to know it was there.

The train came in, but he looked in vain for his sisters. They had
distinctly said they were arriving by it, but in a couple of minutes it
was perfectly clear that they had done nothing of the kind, for the
only person who got out was Mrs Weston's cook, who as all the world
knew went into Brinton every Wednesday to buy fish. At the rear of the
train, however, was an immense quantity of luggage being taken out,
which could not all be Mrs Weston's fish, and indeed, even at that
distance there was something familiar to Georgie about a very large
green hold-all which was dumped there. Perhaps Hermy and Ursy had
travelled in the van, because "it was such a lark," or for some other
tomboy reason, and he went down the platform to investigate. There were
bags of golf clubs, and a dog, and portmanteaux, and even as the
conviction dawned on him that he had seen some of these objects before,
the guard, to whom Georgie always gave half-a-crown when he travelled
by this train, presented him with a note scrawled in pencil. It ran--

  "Dearest Georgie,

  "It was such a lovely day that when we got to Paddington Ursy and I
  decided to bicycle down instead, so for a lark we sent our things on,
  and we may arrive tonight, but probably tomorrow. Take care of
  Tiptree: and give him plenty of jam. He loves it.

                              "Yours,
                                    "HERMY.

    "P.S.--Tipsipoozie doesn't really bite: it's only his fun."

Georgie crumpled up this odious epistle, and became aware that
Tipsipoozie, a lean Irish terrier, was regarding him with peculiar
disfavour, and shewing all his teeth, probably in fun. In pursuance of
this humorous idea, he then darted towards Georgie, and would have been
extremely funny, if he had not been handicapped by the bag of golf-clubs
to which he was tethered. As it was, he pursued him down the platform,
towing the clubs after him, till he got entangled in them and fell down.

Georgie hated dogs at any time, though he had never hated one so much
as Tipsipoozie, and the problems of life became more complicated than
ever. Certainly he was not going to drive back with Tipsipoozie in his
cab, and it became necessary to hire another for that abominable hound
and the rest of the luggage. And what on earth was to happen when he
arrived home, if Tipsipoozie did not drop his fun and become serious?
Foljambe, it is true, liked dogs, so perhaps dogs liked her ... "But it
is most tarsome of Hermy!" thought Georgie bitterly. "I wonder what the
Guru would do." There ensued a very trying ten minutes, in which the
station-master, the porters, Georgie and Mrs Weston's maid all called
Tipsipoozie a good dog as he lay on the ground snapping promiscuously
at those who praised him. Eventually a valiant porter picked up the bag
of clubs, and by holding them out in front of him at the extreme length
of his arms, in the manner of a fishing rod, with Tipsipoozie on a
short chain at the other end of the bag, like a savage fish, cursing
and swearing, managed to propel him into the cab, and there was another
half-crown gone. Georgie thereupon got into his cab and sped homewards
in order to arrive there first, and consult with Foljambe. Foljambe
usually thought of something.

Foljambe came out at the noise of the arriving wheels and Georgie
explained the absence of his sisters and the advent of an atrocious
dog.

"He's very fierce," he said, "but he likes jam."

Foljambe gave that supreme smile which sometimes Georgie resented. Now
he hailed it, as if it was "an angel-face's smile."

"I'll see to him, sir," she said. "I've brought up your tea."

"But you'll take care, Foljambe won't you?" he asked.

"I expect he'd better take care," returned the intrepid woman.

Georgie, as he often said, trusted Foljambe completely, which must
explain why he went into his drawing-room, shut the door, and looked
out of the window when the second cab arrived. She opened the door, put
her arms inside, and next moment emerged again with Tipsipoozie on the
end of the chain, making extravagant exhibitions of delight. Then to
Georgie's horror, the drawing-room door opened, and in came Tipsipoozie
without any chain at all. Rapidly sending a message of love in all
directions like a S. O. S. call, Georgie put a small chair in front of
him, to shield his legs. Tipsipoozie evidently thought it was a game,
and hid behind the sofa to rush out again from ambush.

"Just got snappy being tied to those golf-clubs," remarked Foljambe.

But Georgie, as he put some jam into his saucer, could not help
wondering whether the message of love had not done it.

He dined alone, for Hermy and Ursy did not appear, and had a great
polishing of his knick-knacks afterwards, while waiting for them. No
one ever felt anxious at the non-arrival of those sisters, for they
always turned up from their otter-hunting or their golf sooner or
later, chiefly later, in the highest spirits at the larks they had had,
with amazingly dirty hands and prodigious appetite. But when twelve
o'clock struck, he decided to give up all idea of their appearance that
night, and having given Tipsipoozie some more jam and a comfortable bed
in the woodshed, he went upstairs to his room. Though he knew it was
still possible that he might be roused by wild "Cooees!" and showers of
gravel at his window, and have to come down and minister to their gross
appetites, the prospect seemed improbable and he soon went to sleep.

Georgie awoke with a start some hours later, wondering what had
disturbed him. There was no gravel rattling on his window, no violent
ringing of bicycle bells, nor loud genial shouts outraging the decorous
calm of Riseholme, but certainly he had heard something. Next moment,
the repeated noise sent his heart leaping into his throat, for quite
distinctly he heard a muffled sound in the room below, which he
instantly diagnosed with fatal certainty as burglars. The first emotion
that mingled itself with the sheer terror, was a passionate regret that
Hermy and Ursy had not come. They would have thought it tremendous
larks, and would have invented some wonderful offensive with fire-irons
and golf-clubs and dumb-bells. Even Tipsipoozie, the lately-abhorred,
would have been a succour in this crisis, and why, oh why, had not
Georgie had him to sleep in his bedroom instead of making him cosy in
the woodshed? He would have let Tipsipoozie sleep on his lovely blue
quilt for the remainder of his days, if only Tipsipoozie could have
been with him now, ready to have fun with the burglar below. As it was,
the servants were in the attics at the top of the house, Dicky slept
out, and Georgie was all alone, with the prospect of having to defend
his property at risk of his life. Even at this moment, as he sat up in
bed, blanched with terror, these miscreants might be putting his
treasure into their pockets. The thought of the Faberge cigarette case,
and the Louis XVI snuff box, and the Queen Anne toy-porringer which he
had inherited all these years, made even life seem cheap, for life
would be intolerable without them, and he sprang out of bed, groped for
his slippers, since until he had made a plan it was wiser not to shew a
light, and shuffled noiselessly towards the door.




Chapter SIX


The door-handle felt icy to fingers already frozen with fright, but he
stood firmly grasping it, ready to turn it noiselessly when he had
quite made up his mind what to do. The first expedient that suggested
itself with an overpowering sweetness of relief, was that of locking
his door, going back to bed again, and pretending that he had heard
nothing. But apart from the sheer cowardice of that, which he did not
mind so much, as nobody else would ever know his guilt, the thought of
the burglar going off quite unmolested with his property was
intolerable. Even if he could not summon up enough courage to get
downstairs with his life and a poker in his hand, he must at least give
them a good fright. They had frightened him, and so he would frighten
them. They should not have it all their own way, and if he decided not
to attack them (or him) single-handed, he could at least thump on the
floor, and call out "Burglars!" at the top of his voice, or shout
"Charles! Henry! Thomas!" as if summoning a bevy of stalwart footmen.
The objection to this course, however, would be that Foljambe or
somebody else might hear him, and in this case, if he did not then go
downstairs to mortal combat, the knowledge of his cowardice would be
the property of others beside himself.... And all the time he
hesitated, they were probably filling their pockets with his dearest
possessions.

He tried to send out a message of love, but he was totally unable to do
so.

Then the little clock in his mantelpiece struck two, which was a
miserable hour, sundered so far from dawn.

Though he had lived through years of agony since he got out of bed, the
actual passage of time, as he stood frozen to the door-handle, was but
the duration of a few brief seconds, and then making a tremendous call
on his courage he felt his way to his fireplace, and picked up the
poker. The tongs and shovel rattled treacherously, and he hoped that
had not been heard, for the essence of his plan (though he had yet no
idea what that plan was) must be silence till some awful surprise broke
upon them. If only he could summon the police, he could come rushing
downstairs with his poker, as the professional supporters of the law
gained an entrance to his house, but unfortunately the telephone was
downstairs, and he could not reasonably hope to carry on a conversation
with the police station without being overheard by the burglars.

He opened his door with so masterly a movement that there was no sound
either from the hinges nor from the handle as he turned it, and peered
out. The hall below was dark, but a long pencil of light came from the
drawing room, which showed where the reckless brutes must be, and
there, too, alas! was his case of treasures. Then suddenly he heard the
sound of a voice, speaking very low, and another voice answered it. At
that Georgie's heart sank, for this proved that there must be at least
two burglars, and the odds against him were desperate. After that came
a low, cruel laugh, the unmistakable sound of the rattle of knives and
forks, and the explosive uncorking of a bottle. At that his heart sank
even lower yet, for he had read that cool habitual burglars always had
supper before they got to work, and therefore he was about to deal with
a gang of professionals. Also that explosive uncorking clearly
indicated champagne, and he knew that they were feasting on his best.
And how wicked of them to take their unhallowed meal in his
drawing-room, for there was no proper table there, and they
would be making a dreadful mess over everything.

A current of cool night air swept up the stairs, and Georgie saw the
panel of light from the open drawing-room door diminish in width, and
presently the door shut with a soft thud, leaving him in the dark. At
that his desperation seemed pressed and concentrated into a moment of
fictitious courage, for he unerringly reasoned that they had left the
drawing-room window open, and that perhaps in a few moments now they
would have finished their meal and with bulging pockets would step
forth unchallenged into the night. Why had he never had bolts put on
his shutters, like Mrs Weston, who lived in nightly terror of burglars?
But it was too late to think of that now, for it was impossible to ask
them to step out till he had put bolts up, and then when he was ready
begin again.

He could not let them go gorged with his champagne and laden with his
treasures without reprisals of some sort, and keeping his thoughts
steadily away from revolvers and clubs and sandbags, walked straight
downstairs, threw open the drawing-room door, and with his poker
grasped in his shaking hand, cried out in a faint, thin voice:

"If you move I shall fire."

There was a moment of dead silence, and a little dazzled with the light
he saw what faced him.

At opposite ends of his Chippendale sofa sat Hermy and Ursy. Hermy had
her mouth open and held a bun in her dirty hands. Ursy had her mouth
shut and her cheeks were bulging. Between them was a ham and a loaf of
bread, and a pot of marmalade and a Stilton cheese, and on the floor
was the bottle of champagne with two brimming bubbling tea cups full of
wine. The cork and the wire and the tin-foil they had, with some show
of decency, thrown into the fireplace.

Hermy put down her bun, and gave a great shout of laughter; Ursy's
mouth was disgustingly full and she exploded. Then they lay back
against the arms of the sofa and howled.

Georgie was very much vexed.

"Upon my word, Hermy!" he said, and then found it was not nearly a
strong enough expression. And in a moment of ungovernable irritation he
said:

"Damn it all!"

Hermy showed signs of recovery first, and as Georgie came back after
shutting the window, could find her voice, while Ursy collected small
fragments of ham and bread which she had partially chewed.

"Lord! What a lark!" she said. "Georgie, it's _the_ most ripping
lark."

Ursy pointed to the poker.

"He'll fire if we move," she cried. "Or poke the fire, was it?"

"Ask another!" screamed Hermy. "Oh, dear, he thought we were burglars,
and came down with a poker, brave boy! It's positively the limit. Have
a drink, Georgie."

Suddenly her eyes grew round and awestruck, and pointing with her
finger to Georgie's shoulder, she went off into another yell of
laughter.

"Ursy! His hair!" she said, and buried her face in a soft cushion.

Naturally Georgie had not put his hair in order when he came
downstairs, for nobody thinks about things like that when he is going
to encounter burglars single-handed, and there was his bald pate and
his long tresses hanging down one side.

It was most annoying, but when an irremediable annoyance has absolutely
occurred, the only possible thing for a decent person to do is to take
it as lightly as possible. Georgie rose gallantly to the occasion, gave
a little squeal and ran from the room.

"Down again presently," he called out, and had a heavy fall on the
stairs, as he went up to his bedroom. There he had a short argument
with himself. It was possible to slam his door, go to bed, and be very
polite in the morning. But that would never do: Hermy and Ursy would
have a joke against him forever. It was really much better to share in
the joke, identifying himself with it. So he brushed his hair in the
orthodox fashion, put on a very smart dressing-gown, and came tripping
downstairs again.

"My dears, what fun!" he said. "Let's all have supper. But let's move
into the dining-room, where there's a table, and I'll get another
bottle of wine, and some glasses, and we'll bring Tipsipoozie in. You
naughty girls, fancy arriving at a time like this. I suppose your plan
was to go very quietly to bed, and come down to breakfast in the
morning, and give me a fine surprise. Tell me about it now."

So presently Tipsipoozie was having his marmalade, which did just as
well as jam, and they were all eating slices off the ham, and stuffing
them into split buns.

"Yes, we thought we might as well do it all in one go," said Hermy,
"and it's a hundred and twenty miles, if it's a yard. And then it was
so late when we got here, we thought we wouldn't disturb you, specially
as the drawing-room window wasn't bolted."

"Bicycles outside," said Ursy, "they'll just have to be out at grass
till morning. Oh, Tipsi-ipsi-poozie-woozy, how is you? Hope he behaved
like the good little Tiptree that he is, Georgie?"

"O yes, we made great friends," said Georgie sketchily. "He was wee bit
upset at the station, but then he had a good tea with his Uncle Georgie
and played hide and seek."

Rather rashly, Georgie made a face at Tiptree, the sort of face which
amuses children. But it didn't amuse Tiptree, who made another face, in
which teeth played a prominent part.

"Fool-dog," said Hermy, carelessly smacking him across the nose.
"Always hit him if he shows his teeth, Georgie. Pass the fizz."

"Well, so we got through the drawing-room window," continued Ursy, "and
golly, we were hungry. So we foraged, and there we were! Jolly plucky
of you, Georgie, to come down and beard us."

"Real sport," said Hermy. "And how's old Fol-de-rol-de-ray? Why didn't
she come down and fight us, too?"

Georgie guessed that Hermy was making a humourous allusion to Foljambe,
who was the one person in Riseholme whom his two sisters seemed to hold
in respect. Ursy had once set a booby-trap for Georgie, but the mixed
biscuits and Brazil nuts had descended on Foljambe instead. On that
occasion Foljambe, girt about in impenetrable calm, had behaved as if
nothing had happened and trod on biscuits and Brazil nuts without a
smile, unaware to all appearance that there was anything whatever
crunching and exploding beneath her feet. That had somehow quelled the
two, who, as soon as she left the room again, swept up the mess, and
put the uninjured Brazil nuts back into the dessert dish.... It would
never do if Foljambe lost her prestige and was alluded to by some
outrageously slangy name.

"If you mean Foljambe," said Georgie icily, "it was because I didn't
think it worth while to disturb her."

In spite of their ride, the indefatigable sisters were up early next
morning, and the first thing Georgie saw out of his bathroom window was
the pair of them practising lifting shots over the ducking pond on the
green till breakfast was ready. He had given a short account of last
night's adventure to Foljambe when she called him, omitting the episode
about his hair, and her disapproval was strongly indicated by her
silence then, and the studied contempt of her manner to the sisters
when they came in to breakfast.

"Hullo, Foljambe," said Hermy. "We had a rare lark last night."

"So I understand, miss," said Foljambe.

"Got in through the drawing-room window," said Hermy, hoping to make
her smile.

"Indeed, miss," said Foljambe. "Have you any orders for the car, sir?"

"Oh, Georgie, may we run over to the links this morning?" asked Hermy.
"Mayn't Dickie-bird take us there?"

She glanced at Foljambe to see whether this brilliant wit afforded her
any amusement. Apparently it didn't.

"Tell Dicky to be round at half-past ten," said Georgie.

"Yes, sir."

"Hurrah!" said Ursy. "Come, too, Foljambe, and we'll have a three-ball
match."

"No, thank you, miss," said Foljambe, and sailed from the room, looking
down her nose.

"Golly, what an iceberg!" said Hermy when the door was quite shut.

Georgie was not sorry to have the morning to himself, for he wanted to
have a little quiet practice at the Mozart trio, before he went over to
Lucia's at half-past eleven, the hour when she had arranged to run
through it for the first time. He would also have time to do a few
posturing exercises before the first Yoga-class, which was to take
place in Lucia's smoking-parlour at half-past twelve. That would make a
pretty busy morning, and as for the afternoon, there would be sure to
be some callers, since the arrival of his sisters had been expected,
and after that he had to go to the Ambermere Arms for his visit to Olga
Bracely.... And what was he to do about her with regard to Lucia?
Already he had been guilty of disloyalty, for Lady Ambermere had warned
him of the prima-donna's arrival yesterday, and he had not instantly
communicated that really great piece of news to Lucia. Should he make
such amends as were in his power for that omission, or, greatly daring,
should he keep her to himself, as Mrs Quantock so fervently wished that
she had done with regard to the Guru? After the adventure of last
night, he felt he ought to be able to look any situation in the face,
but he found himself utterly unable to conceive himself manly and erect
before the bird-like eyes of the Queen, if she found out that Olga
Bracely had been at Riseholme for the day of her garden-party, and that
Georgie, knowing it and having gone to see her, had not informed the
Court of that fact.

The spirit of Bolshevism, the desire to throw off all authority and act
independently, which had assailed him yesterday returned now with
redoubled force. If he had been perfectly certain that he would not be
found out, there is no doubt he would have kept it from her, and yet,
after all, what was the glory of going to see Olga Bracely (and perhaps
even entertaining her here) if all Riseholme did not turn green with
jealousy? Moreover there was every chance of being found out, for Lady
Ambermere would be at the garden party tomorrow, and she would be sure
to wonder why Lucia had not asked Olga. Then it would come out that
Lucia didn't know of that eminent presence, and Lady Ambermere would be
astonished that Georgie had not told her. Thus he would be in the
situation which his imagination was unable to face, although he had
thrown the drawing room door open in the middle of the night, and
announced that he would fire with his poker.

No; he would have to tell Lucia, when he went to read the Mozart trio
with her for the first time, and very likely she would call on Olga
Bracely herself, though nobody had asked her to, and take all the wind
out of Georgie's sails. Sickening though that would be, he could not
face the alternative, and he opened his copy of the Mozart trio with a
sigh. Lucia _did_ push and shove, and have everything her own way.
Anyhow he would _not_ tell her that Olga and her husband were
dining at The Hall tonight; he would not even tell her that her
husband's name was Shuttleworth, and Lucia might make a dreadful
mistake, and ask Mr and Mrs Bracely. That would be jam for Georgie,
and he could easily imagine himself saying to Lucia, "My dear, I thought
you must have known that she had married Mr Shuttleworth and kept her
maiden name! How tarsome for you! They are so touchy about that sort of
thing."

Georgie heard the tinkle of the treble part of the Mozart trio (Lucia
always took the treble, because it had more tune in it, though she
pretended that she had not Georgie's fine touch, which made the bass
effective) as he let himself in to Shakespeare's garden a few minutes
before the appointed time. Lucia must have seen him from the window,
for the subdued noise of the piano ceased even before he had got as far
as Perdita's garden round the sundial, and she opened the door to him.
The far-away look was in her eyes, and the black undulations of hair
had encroached a little on her forehead, but, after all, others besides
Lucia had trouble with their hair, and Georgie only sympathized.

"Georgino mio!" she said. "It is all being so wonderful. There seems a
new atmosphere about the house since my Guru came. Something holy and
peaceful; do you not notice it?"

"Delicious!" said Georgie, inhaling the pot-pourri. "What is he doing
now?"

"Meditating, and preparing for our class. I do hope dear Daisy will not
bring in discordant elements."

"Oh, but that's not likely, is it?" said Georgie. "I thought he said
she had so much light."

"Yes, he did. But now he is a little troubled about her, I think. She
did not want him to go away from her house, and she sent over here for
some silk pyjamas belonging to her husband, which he thought she had
given him. But Robert didn't think so at all. The Guru brought them
across yesterday after he had left good thoughts for her in her house.
But it was the Guides who wished him to come here; they told him so
distinctly. It would have been very wrong of me not to do as they
said."

She gave a great sigh.

"Let us have an hour with Mozart," she said "and repel all thought of
discord. My Guru says that music and flowers are good influences for
those who are walkers on the Way. He says that my love for both of them
which I have had all my life will help me very much."

For one moment the mundane world obtruded itself into the calm peace.

"Any news in particular?" she asked. "I saw you drive back from the
station yesterday afternoon, for I happened to be looking out of the
window, in a little moment of leisure--the Guru says I work too hard,
by the way--and your sisters were not with you. And yet there were two
cabs, and a quantity of luggage. Did they not come?"

Georgie gave a respectably accurate account of all that had happened,
omitting the fact of his terror when first he awoke, for that was not
really a happening, and had had no effect on his subsequent
proceedings. He also omitted the adventure about his hair, for that was
quite extraneous, and said what fun they had all had over their supper
at half past two this morning.

"I think you were marvellously brave, Georgie," said she, "and most
good natured. You must have been sending out love, and so were full of
it yourself, and that casts out fear."

She spread the music open.

"Anything else?" she asked.

Georgie took his seat and put his rings on the candle-bracket.

"Oh yes," he said, "Olga Bracely, the prima-donna, you know, and her
husband are arriving at the Ambermere Arms this afternoon for a couple
of days."

The old fire kindled.

"No!" exclaimed Lucia. "Then they'll be here for my party tomorrow.
Fancy if she would come and sing for us! I shall certainly leave cards
today, and write later in the evening, asking her."

"I have been asked to go and see her," said Georgie, not proudly.

The music rest fell down with a loud slap, but Lucia paid no attention.

"Let us go together then," she said. "Who asked you to call on her?"

"Lady Ambermere," said he.

"When she was in here yesterday? She never mentioned it to me. But she
would certainly think it very odd of me not to call on friends of hers,
and be polite to them. What time shall we go?"

Georgie made up his mind that wild horses should not drag from him the
fact that Olga's husband's name was Shuttleworth, for here was Lucia
grabbing at his discovery, just as she had grabbed at Daisy's discovery
who was now "her Guru." She should call him Mr Bracely then.

"Somewhere about six, do you think?" said he, inwardly raging.

He looked up and distinctly saw that sharp foxy expression cross
Lucia's face, which from long knowledge of her he knew to betoken that
she had thought of some new plan. But she did not choose to reveal it
and re-erected the music-rest.

"That will do beautifully," she said. "And now for our heavenly Mozart.
You must be patient with me, Georgie, for you know how badly I read.
_Caro!_ How difficult it looks. I am frightened! Lucia never saw
such a dwefful thing to read!"

And it had been those very bars, which Georgie had heard through the
open window just now.

"Georgie's is much more dwefful!" he said, remembering the double sharp
that came in the second bar. "Georgie fwightened too at reading it.
O-o-h," and he gave a little scream. "Cattivo Mozart to wite anything
so dwefful diffy!"

It was quite clear at the class this morning that though the pupils
were quite interested in the abstract messages of love which they were
to shoot out in all directions, and in the atmosphere of peace with
which they were to surround themselves, the branch of the subject which
thrilled them to the marrow was the breathing exercises and contortions
which, if persevered in, would give them youth and activity, faultless
digestions and indefatigable energy. They all sat on the floor, and
stopped up alternate nostrils, and held their breath till Mrs Quantock
got purple in the face, and Georgie and Lucia red, and expelled their
breath again with sudden puffs that set the rushes on the floor
quivering, or with long quiet exhalations. Then there were certain
postures to be learned, in one of which, entailing the bending of the
body backwards, two of Georgie's trouser-buttons came off with a sharp
snap and he felt the corresponding member of his braces, thus violently
released, spring up to his shoulder. Various other embarrassing noises
issued from Lucia and Daisy that sounded like the bursting of strings
and tapes, but everybody pretended to hear nothing at all, or covered
up the report of those explosions with coughings and clearings of the
throat. But apart from these discordances, everything was fairly
harmonious indeed, so far from Daisy introducing discords, she wore a
fixed smile, which it would have been purely cynical to call superior,
when Lucia asked some amazingly simple question with regard to Om. She
sighed too, at intervals, but these sighs were expressive of nothing
but patience and resignation, till Lucia's ignorance of the most
elementary doctrines was enlightened, and though she rather pointedly
looked in any direction but hers, and appeared completely unaware of
her presence, she had not, after all, come here to look at Lucia, but
to listen to her own (whatever Lucia might say) Guru.

At the end Lucia, with her far-away look, emerged, you might say, in a
dazed condition from hearing about the fastness of Thibet, where the
Guru had been in commune with the Guides, whose wisdom he interpreted
to them.

"I feel such a difference already," she said dreamily. "I feel as if I
could never be hasty or worried any more at all. Don't you experience
that, dear Daisy?"

"Yes, dear," said she. "I went through all that at my first lesson.
Didn't I, Guru dear?"

"I felt it too," said Georgie, unwilling not to share in these
benefits, and surreptitiously tightening his trouser-strap to
compensate for the loss of buttons. "And am I to do that swaying
exercise before every meal?"

"Yes, Georgie," said Lucia, saving her Guru from the trouble of
answering. "Five times to the right and five times to the left and then
five times backwards and forwards. I felt so young and light just now
when we did it that I thought I was rising into the air. Didn't you,
Daisy?"

Daisy smiled kindly.

"No, dear, that is levitation," she said, "and comes a very long way
on."

She turned briskly towards her Guru.

"Will you tell them about that time when you levitated at Paddington
Station?" she said. "Or will you keep that for when Mrs Lucas gets
rather further on? You must be patient, dear Lucia; we all have to go
through the early stages, before we get to that."

Mrs Quantock spoke as if she was in the habit of levitating herself,
and it was but reasonable, in spite of the love that was swirling about
them all, that Lucia should protest against such an attitude. Humility,
after all, was the first essential to progress on the Way.

"Yes, dear," she said. "We will tread these early stages together, and
encourage each other."

Georgie went home, feeling also unusually light and hungry, for he had
paid special attention to the exercise that enabled him to have his
liver and digestive organs in complete control, but that did not
prevent him from devoting his mind to arriving at that which had made
Lucia look so sharp and foxy during their conversation about Olga
Bracely. He felt sure that she was meaning to steal a march on him, and
she was planning to draw first blood with the prima-donna, and, as
likely as not, claim her for her own, with the same odious greed as she
was already exhibiting with regard to the Guru. All these years Georgie
had been her faithful servant and coadjutor; now for the first time the
spirit of independence had begun to seethe within him. The scales were
falling from his eyes, and just as he turned into shelter of his
mulberry-tree, he put on his spectacles to see how Riseholme was
getting on without him to assist at the morning parliament. His absence
and Mrs Quantock's would be sure to evoke comment, and since the Yoga
classes were always to take place at half-past twelve, the fact that
they would never be there, would soon rise to the level of a
first-class mystery. It would, of course, begin to leak out that
they and Lucia were having a course of Eastern philosophy that made
its pupils young and light and energetic, and there was a sensation!

Like all great discoveries, the solution of Lucia's foxy look broke on
him with the suddenness of a lightning-flash, and since it had been
settled that she should call for him at six, he stationed himself in
the window of his bathroom, which commanded a perfect view of the
village green and the entrance to the Ambermere Arms at five. He had
brought up with him a pair of opera-glasses, with the intention of
taking them to bits, so he had informed Foljambe, and washing their
lenses, but he did not at once proceed about this, merely holding them
ready to hand for use. Hermy and Ursy had gone back to their golf again
after lunch, and so callers would be told that they were all out. Thus
he could wash the lenses, when he chose to do so, uninterrupted.

The minutes passed on pleasantly enough, for there was plenty going on.
The two Miss Antrobuses frisked about the green, jumping over the
stocks in their playful way, and running round the duck-pond in the
eternal hope of attracting Colonel Boucher's attention to their pretty
nimble movements. For many years past, they had tried to gain Georgie's
serious attention, without any result, and lately they had turned to
Colonel Boucher. There was Mrs Antrobus there, too, with her ham-like
face and her ear-trumpet, and Mrs Weston was being pushed round and
round the asphalt path below the elms in her bath-chair. She hated
going slow, and her gardener and his boy took turns with her during her
hour's carriage exercise, and propelled her, amid streams of
perspiration, at a steady four miles an hour. As she passed Mrs
Antrobus she shouted something at her, and Mrs Antrobus returned her
reply, when next she came round.

Suddenly all these interesting objects vanished completely from
Georgie's ken, for his dark suspicions were confirmed, and there was
Lucia in her "Hightum" hat and her "Hightum" gown making her gracious
way across the green. She had distinctly been wearing one of the
"Scrub" this morning at the class, so she must have changed after
lunch, which was an unheard of thing to do for a mere stroll on the
green. Georgie knew well that this was no mere stroll; she was on her
way to pay a call of the most formal and magnificent kind. She did not
deviate a hair-breadth from her straight course to the door of the
Arms, she just waggled her hand to Mrs Antrobus, blew a kiss to her
sprightly daughters, made a gracious bow to Colonel Boucher, who stood
up and took his hat off, and went on with the inexorability of the
march of destiny, or of fate knocking at the door in the immortal fifth
symphony. And in her hand she carried a note. Through his glasses
Georgie could see it quite plainly, and it was not a little folded-up
sheet, such as she commonly used, but a square thick envelope. She
disappeared in the Arms and Georgie began thinking feverishly. A great
deal depended on how long she stopped there.

A few little happenings beguiled the period of waiting. Mrs Weston
desisted from her wild career, and came to anchor on the path just
opposite the door into the Arms, while the gardener's boy sank
exhausted on to the grass. It was quite easy to guess that she proposed
to have a chat with Lucia when she came out. Similarly the Miss
Antrobuses who had paid no attention to her at all before, ceased from
their pretty gambolings, and ran up to talk to her, so they wanted a
word too. Colonel Boucher, a little less obviously, began throwing
sticks into the ducking-pond for his bull-dog (for Lucia would be
obliged to pass the ducking-pond) and Mrs Antrobus examined the stocks
very carefully, as if she had never seen them before.

And then, before a couple of minutes had elapsed Lucia came out. She
had no longer the note in her hand, and Georgie began taking his
opera-glasses to bits, in order to wash the lenses. For the present
they had served their purpose. "She has left a note on Olga Bracely,"
said Georgie quite aloud, so powerful was the current of his thoughts.
Then as a corollary came the further proposition which might be
considered as proved, "But she had not seen her."

The justice of this conclusion was soon proved, for Lucia had hardly
disengaged herself from the group of her subjects, and traversed the
green on her way back to her house, when a motor passed Georgie's
bathroom window, closely followed by a second; both drew up at the
entrance to the Ambermere Arms. With the speed of a practised optician
Georgie put his opera glass together again, and after looking through
the wrong end of it in his agitation was in time to see a man get out
of the second car, and hold the carriage-door open for the occupants of
the first. A lady got out first, tall and slight in figure, who stood
there unwinding her motor veil, then she turned round again, and with a
thump of his heart that surprised Georgie with its violence, he beheld
the well-remembered features of his Brunnhilde.

Swiftly he passed into his bedroom next door, and arrayed himself in
his summer Hightums; a fresh (almost pearly) suit of white duck, a
mauve tie with an amethyst pin in it, socks, tightly braced up, of
precisely the same colour as the tie, so that an imaginative beholder
might have conjectured that on this warm day the end of his tie had
melted and run down his legs; buckskin shoes with tall slim heels and a
straw hat completed this pretty Hightum. He had meant to wear it for
the first time at Lucia's party tomorrow, but now, after her meanness,
she deserved to be punished. All Riseholme should see it before she
did.

The group round Mrs Weston's chair was still engaged in conversation
when Georgie came up, and he casually let slip what a bore it was to
pay calls on such a lovely day, but he had promised to visit Miss Olga
Bracely, who had just arrived. So there was another nasty one for
Lucia, since now all Riseholme would know of her actual arrival before
Lucia did.

"And who, Mr Georgie," asked Mrs Antrobus presenting her trumpet to him
in the manner in which an elephant presents its trunk to receive a
bun, "who was that with her?"

"Oh, her husband, Mr Shuttleworth," said Georgie. "They have just been
married, and are on their honeymoon." And if that was not another
staggerer for Lucia, it is diffy, as Georgie would say, to know what a
staggerer is. For Lucia would be last of all to know that this was not
Mr Bracely.

"And will they be at Mrs Lucas's party tomorrow?" asked Mrs Weston.

"Oh, does she know them?" asked Georgie.

"Haw, haw, by Jove!" began Colonel Boucher. "Very handsome woman. Envy
you, my boy. Pity it's their honeymoon. Haw!"

Mrs Antrobus's trumpet was turned in his direction at this moment, and
she heard these daring remarks.

"Naughty!" she said, and Georgie, the envied, passed in into the inn.

He sent in his card, on which he had thought it prudent to write "From
Lady Ambermere," and was presently led through into the garden behind
the building. There she was, tall and lovely and welcoming, and held
out a most cordial hand.

"How kind of you to come and see us," she said. "Georgie, this is Mr
Pillson. My husband."

"How do you do, Mr Shuttleworth," said Georgie to shew he knew, though
his own Christian name had given him quite a start. For the moment he
had almost thought she was speaking to him.

"And so Lady Ambermere asked you to come and see us?" Olga went on. "I
think that was much kinder of her than to ask us to dinner. I hate
going out to dinner in the country almost as much as I hate not going
out to dinner in town. Besides with that great hook nose of hers, I'm
always afraid that in an absent moment I might scratch her on the head
and say 'Pretty Polly.' Is she a great friend of yours, Mr Pillson? I
hope so, because everyone likes his best friends being laughed at."

Up till that moment Georgie was prepared to indicate that Lady
Ambermere was the hand and he the glove. But evidently that would not
impress Olga in the least. He laughed in a most irreverent manner
instead.

"Don't let us go," she went on. "Georgie, can't you send a telegram
saying that we have just discovered a subsequent engagement and then
we'll ask Mr Pillson to show us round this utterly adorable place, and
dine with us afterwards. That would be so much nicer. Fancy living
here! Oh, and do tell me something, Mr Pillson. I found a note when I
arrived half an hour ago, from Mrs Lucas asking me and Mr Shuttleworth
to go to a garden-party tomorrow. She said she didn't even hope that I
should remember her, but would we come. Who is she? Really I don't
think she can remember me very well, if she thinks I am Mrs Bracely.
Georgie says I must have been married before, and that I have caused
him to commit bigamy. That's pleasant conversation for a honeymoon,
isn't it? Who is she?"

"Oh, she's quite an old friend of mine," said Georgie, "though I never
knew she had met you before; I'm devoted to her."

"Extremely proper. But now tell me this, and look straight in my face,
so that I shall know if you're speaking the truth. Should I enjoy
myself more wandering about this heavenly place than at her garden
party?"

Georgie felt that poor Lucia was really punished enough by this time.

"You will give her a great deal of pleasure if you go," he began.

"Ah, that's not fair; it is hitting below the belt to appeal to
unselfish motives. I have come here simply to enjoy myself. Go on; eyes
front."

The candour and friendliness of that beautiful face gave Georgie an
impulse of courage. Besides, though no doubt in fun, she had already
suggested that it would be much nicer to wander about with him and dine
together than spend the evening among the splendours of The Hall.

"I've got a suggestion," he said. "Will you come and lunch with me
first, and we'll stroll about, and then we can go to the garden-party,
and if you don't like it I'll take you away again?"

"Done!" she said. "Now don't you try to get out of it, because my
husband is a witness. Georgie, give me a cigarette."

In a moment Riseholme-Georgie had his cigarette-case open.

"Do take one of mine," he said, "I'm Georgie too."

"You don't say so! Let's send it to the Psychical Research, or whoever
those people are who collect coincidences and say it's spooks. And a
match please, one of you Georgies. Oh, how I should like never to see
the inside of an Opera House again. Why mayn't I grow on the walls of a
garden like this, or better still, why shouldn't I have a house and
garden of my own here, and sing on the village-green, and ask for
halfpennies? Tell me what happens here! I've always lived in town since
the time a hook-nosed Hebrew, rather like Lady Ambermere, took me out
of the gutter."

"My dear!" said Mr Shuttleworth.

"Well, out of an orphan-school at Brixton and I would much prefer the
gutter. That's all about my early life just now, because I am keeping
it for my memoirs which I shall write when my voice becomes a little
more like a steam-whistle. But don't tell Lady Ambermere, for she would
have a fit, but say you happen to know that I belong to the Surrey
Bracelys. So I do; Brixton is on the Surrey side. Oh, my dear, look at
the sun. It's behaving like the best sort of Claude! Heile Sonne!"

"I heard you do that last May," said Georgie.

"Then you heard a most second-rate performance," said she. "But really
being unlaced by that Thing, that great fat profligate beery Prussian
was almost too much for me. And the duet! But it was very polite of you
to come, and I will do better next time. Siegfried! Brunnhilde!
Siegfried! Miaou! Miaou! Bring on the next lot of cats! Darling
Georgie, wasn't it awful? And you had proposed to me only the day
before."

"I was absolutely enchanted," said Riseholme-Georgie.

"Yes, but then you didn't have that Thing breathing beer into your
innocent face." Georgie rose; the first call on a stranger in
Riseholme was never supposed to last more than half an hour, however
much you were enjoying it, and never less, however bored you might be,
and he felt sure he had already exceeded this.

"I must be off," he said. "Too delightful to think that you and Mr
Shuttleworth will come to lunch with me tomorrow. Half past one, shall
we say?"

"Excellent; but where do you live?"

"Just across the green. Shall I call for you?" he asked.

"Certainly not. Why should you have that bother?" she said. "Ah, let me
come with you to the inn-door, and perhaps you will shew me from
there."

She passed through the hall with him, and they stood together in the
sight of all Riseholme, which was strolling about the green at this as
at most other hours. Instantly all faces turned round in their
direction, like so many sunflowers following the sun, while Georgie
pointed out his particular mulberry tree. When everybody had had a good
look, he raised his hat.

_"A domani_ then," she said. "So many thanks."

And quite distinctly she kissed her hand to him as he turned away....

"So she talks Italian too," thought Georgie, as he dropped little
crumbs of information to his friends on his way to his house.
_"Domani,_ that means tomorrow. Oh yes; she was meaning lunch."

It is hardly necessary to add that on the table in his hall there was
one of Lucia's commoner kinds of note, merely a half sheet folded
together in her own manner. Georgie felt that it was scarcely more
necessary to read it, for he felt quite sure that it contained some
excuse for not coming to his house at six in order to call on Mr and
Mrs Bracely. But he gave a glance at it before he rolled it up in a
ball for Tipsipoozie to play with, and found its contents to be
precisely what he expected, the excuse being that she had not done her
practising. But the post-script was interesting, for it told him that
she had asked Foljambe to give her his copy of Siegfried....

Georgie strolled down past The Hurst before dinner. Mozart was silent
now, but there came out of the open windows the most amazing hash of
sound, which he could just recognise as being the piano arrangement of
the duet between Brunnhilde and Siegfried at the end. He would have
been dull indeed if he had not instantly guessed what _that_
signified.




Chapter SEVEN


A fresh thrill went through an atmosphere already super-saturated with
excitement, when next morning all Lucia's friends who had been bidden
to the garden-party (Tightum) were rung up on the telephone and
informed that the party was Hightum. That caused a good deal of extra
work, because the Tightum robes had to be put away again, and the
Hightums aired and brushed and valetted. But it was well worth it, for
Riseholme had not the slightest difficulty in conjecturing that Olga
Bracely was to be among the guests. For a cultured and artistic centre
the presence of a star that blazed so regally in the very zenith of the
firmament of art absolutely demanded the Hightum which the presence of
poor Lady Ambermere (though she would not have liked that) had been
powerless to bring out of their cupboards. And these delightful
anticipations concentrated themselves into one rose-coloured point of
joy, when no less than two independent observers, without collusion,
saw the piano-tuner either entering or leaving The Hurst, while a
third, an ear-witness, unmistakably heard the tuning of the piano
actually going on. It was thus clear to all penetrating minds that Olga
Bracely was going to sing. It was further known that something was
going on between her and Georgie, for she had been heard by one Miss
Antrobus to ask for Georgie's number at the telephone in the Ambermere
Arms. Etiquette forbade her actually to listen to what passed, but she
could not help hearing Olga laugh at something (presumably) that
Georgie said. He himself took no part in the green-parliament that
morning, but had been seen to dash into the fruiterer's and out again,
before he went in a great hurry to The Hurst, shortly after
twelve-thirty. Classes on Eastern philosophy under the tuition of
Mrs Quantock's Indian, were already beginning to be hinted at, but
today in the breathless excitement about the prima-donna nobody cared
about that; they might all have been taking lessons in cannibalism,
and nobody would have been interested. Finally about one o'clock one
of the motors in which the party had arrived yesterday drew up at the
door of the Ambermere Arms, and presently Mr Bracely,--no, dear, Mr
Shuttleworth got in and drove off alone. That was very odd conduct in a
lately-married bridegroom, and it was hoped that there had been no
quarrel.

Olga had, of course, been given no directions as to Hightum or Tightum,
and when she walked across to Georgie's house shortly after half-past
one only Mrs Weston who was going back home to lunch at top speed was
aware that she was dressed in a very simple dark blue morning frock,
that would almost have passed for Scrub. It is true that it was
exceedingly well cut, and had not the look of having been rolled up in
a ball and hastily ironed out again that usually distinguished Scrub,
and she also wore a string of particularly fine pearls round her neck,
the sort of ornament that in Riseholme would only be seen in an
evening Hightum, even if anybody in Riseholme had owned such things.
Lucia, not long ago had expressed the opinion that jewels were vulgar
except at night, and for her part she wore none at all, preferring one
Greek cameo of uncertain authenticity.

Georgie received Olga alone, for Hermy and Ursy were not yet back from
their golf.

"It is good of you to let me come without my husband," she said. "His
excuse is toothache and he has driven into Brinton--"

"I'm very sorry," said Georgie.

"You needn't be, for now I'll tell you his real reason. He thought that
if he lunched with you he would have to come on to the garden party,
and that he was absolutely determined not to do. You were the thin edge
of the wedge, in fact. My dear, what a delicious house. All panelled,
with that lovely garden behind. And croquet--may we play croquet after
lunch? I always try to cheat, and if I'm found out I lose my temper.
Georgie won't play with me, so I play with my maid."

"This Georgie will," said he.

"How nice of him! And do you know what we did this morning, before the
toothache didn't begin? We went all over that house three doors away,
which is being done up. It belongs to the proprietor of the Ambermere
Arms. And--oh, I wonder if you can keep a secret?"

"Yes," said Georgie. He probably had never kept one yet, but there was
no reason why he shouldn't begin now.

"Well, I'm absolutely determined to buy it, only I daren't tell my
husband until I've done it. He has an odd nature. When a thing is done,
settled, and there's no help for it, he finds it adorable, but he also
finds fatal objections to doing it at all, if he is consulted about it
before it is done. So not a word! I shall buy it, make the garden,
furnish it, down to the minutest detail, and engage the servants, and
then he'll give it me for a birthday present. I had to tell somebody or
I should burst."

Georgie nearly swooned with fervour and admiration.

"But what a perfect plan!" he said. "You really like our little
Riseholme?"

"It's not a question of liking; it's a mere detail of not being able to
do without it. I don't like breathing, but I should die if I didn't. I
want some delicious, hole-in-the-corner, lazy backwater sort of place,
where nothing ever happens, and nobody ever does anything. I've been
observing all the morning, and your habits are adorable. Nothing ever
happens here, and that will precisely suit me, when I get away from my
work."

Georgie was nearer swooning than ever at this. He could hardly believe
his ears when she talked of Riseholme being a lazy backwater, and
almost thought she must have been speaking of London, where, as Lucia
had acutely observed, people sat in the Park all morning and talked of
each other's affairs, and spent the afternoon at picture-galleries, and
danced all night. There was a flippant, lazy existence.

But she was far too much absorbed in her project to notice his
stupefaction.

"But if you breathe a word," she said, "everything will be spoilt. It
has to burst on Georgie. Oh, and there's another mulberry-tree in your
garden as well as the one in front. It's too much."

Her eyes followed Foljambe out of the door.

"And I know your parlour-maid is called Paravicini or Grosvenor," she
said.

"No, she is Foljambe," said Georgie.

She laughed.

"I knew I was right," she said. "It's practically the same thing. Oh,
and last night! I never had such an awful evening. Why didn't you warn
me, and my husband should have had toothache then instead of this
morning."

"What happened?" asked he.

"But the woman's insane, that Ambermere parrot, I mean. Georgie and I
were ten minutes late, and she had a jet tiara on, and why did she ask
us to dine at a quarter to eight, if she meant a quarter to eight,
instead of saying half-past-seven? They were actually going into dinner
when we came, a mournful procession of three moth-eaten men and three
whiskered women. Upon which the procession broke up, as if we had been
the riot act, and was arranged again, as a funeral procession, and
Georgie with Lady Ambermere was the hearse. We dined in the family
vault and talked about Lady Ambermere's pug. She talked about you, too,
and said you were of county family, and that Mrs Lucas was a very
decent sort of woman, and that she herself was going to look in on her
garden-party today. Then she looked at my pearls, and asked if they
were genuine. So I looked at her teeth, and there was no need to ask
about them."

"Don't miss out a moment," said Georgie greedily.

"Whenever Lady Ambermere spoke, everybody else was silent. I didn't
grasp that at first, for no one had explained the rules. So she stopped
in the middle of a sentence and waited till I had finished. Then she
went on again, precisely where she had left off. Then when we came into
the drawing room, the whiskered ladies and I, there a little woman like
a mouse sitting there, and nobody introduced her. So naturally I went
to talk to her, before which the great parrot said, 'Will you kindly
fetch my wool-work, Miss Lyall?' and Miss Lyall took a sack out of the
corner, and inside was the sacred carpet. And then I waited for some
coffee and cigarettes, and I waited, and I waited, and I am waiting
still. The Parrot said that coffee always kept her awake, and that was
why. And then Georgie came in with the others, and I could see by his
face that he hadn't had a cigarette either. It was then half-past nine.
And then each man sat down between two women, and Pug sat in the middle
and looked for fleas. Then Lady Ambermere got up, and came across the
charmed circle to me. She said: 'I hope you have brought your music,
Mrs Shuttleworth. Kindly open the piano, Miss Lyall. It was always
considered a remarkably fine instrument.'"

Olga waved the fork on which was impaled a piece of the pineapple which
Georgie had purchased that morning at the fruiterer's.

"The stupendous cheek!" she said. "I thought it must be a joke, and
laughed with the greatest politeness. But it wasn't! You'll hardly
believe it, but it wasn't! One of the whiskered ones said, That will be
a great treat,' and another put on the face that everyone wears at
concerts. And I was so stunned that I sang, and Lady Ambermere beat
time, and Pug barked."

She pointed a finger at Georgie.

"Never till the day of judgment," she said, "when Lady Ambermere
gnashes her beautiful teeth for ever and ever, will I set foot in that
house again. Nor she in my house. I will set fire to it sooner. There!
My dear, what a good lunch you have given me. May we play croquet at
once?"

Lucia's garden-parties were scheduled from four to seven and
half-an-hour before the earliest guest might be expected, she was
casting an eagle eye over the preparations which today were on a very
sumptuous scale. The bowls were laid out in the bowling alley, not
because anybody in Hightums dresses was the least likely to risk the
stooping down and the strong movements that the game entailed, but
because bowls were Elizabethan. Between the alley and the lawn nearer
to the house was a large marquee, where the commoner crowd--though no
crowd could be really common in Riseholme--would refresh itself. But
even where none are common there may still be degrees in rarity, and by
the side of this general refreshment room was a smaller tent carpeted
with Oriental rugs, and having inside it some half-dozen chairs, and two
seats which can only be described as thrones, for Lady Ambermere or Olga
Bracely, while Lucia's Guru, though throneworthy, would very kindly sit
in one of his most interesting attitudes on the floor. This tent was
designed only for high converse, and common guests (if they were good)
would be led into it and introduced to the great presences, while for
the refreshment of the presences, in intervals of audience, a more
elaborate meal, with peaches and four sorts of sandwiches was laid in
the smoking-parlour. Thus those guests for whom audiences were not
provided, could have the felicity of seeing the great ones pass across
the lawn on their excursions for food, and possibly trip over the
croquet hoops, which had been left up to give an air of naturalness to
the lawn. In the smoking-parlour an Elzevir or two were left
negligently open, as if Mr and Mrs Lucas had been reading the works of
Persius and Juvenal when the first guests arrived. In the music-room,
finally, which was not usually open on these occasions, there were
fresh flowers: the piano, too, was open, and if you had not seen the
Elzevirs in the smoking-parlour, it would have been reasonable for the
early guests, if they penetrated here, to imagine that Mrs Lucas had
been running over the last act of Siegfried a minute before.

In this visit of final inspection Lucia was accompanied by her Guru,
for he was part of the domestic _dramatis personae_, and she
wanted him to be "discovered" in the special tent. She pointed out the
site of his proposed "discovery" to him.

"Probably the first person I shall bring in here," she said, "will be
Lady Ambermere, for she is noted for her punctuality. She is so anxious
to see you, and would it not be exciting if you found you had met
before? Her husband was Governor of Madras, and she spent many years in
India."

"Madras, gracious lady?" asked the Guru. "I, too, know Madras: there
are many dark spirits in Madras. And she was at English Residency?"

"Yes. She says Mr Kipling knows nothing about India. You and she will
have much to talk about. I wish I could sit on the floor, too, and
listen to what you say to each other."

"It will be great treat," said the Guru thoughtfully, "I love all who
love my wonderful country."

Suddenly he stopped, and put his hands up to his head, palms outward.

"There are wonderful vibrations today," he said. "All day I feel that
some word is on way from the Guides, some great message of light."

"Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if it came to you in the middle of my
garden party?" said Lucia enthusiastically.

"Ah, gracious lady, the great word comes not so. It comes always in
solitude and quiet. Gracious lady knows that as well as Guru."

Pure Guruism and social pre-eminence struggled together in Lucia.
Guruism told her that she ought to be ecstatic at the idea of a great
message coming and should instantly smile on his desire for solitude
and quiet, while social pre-eminence whispered to her that she had
already dangled the presence of a high-caste mystic from Benares before
the eyes of Lady Ambermere, who only came from Madras. On the other
hand Olga Bracely was to be an even more resplendent guest than either
Lady Ambermere or the Guru; surely Olga Bracely was enough to set this
particular garden-party on the giddiest of pinnacles. And an awful
consequence lurked as a possibility if she attempted to force her Guru
not to immune himself in solitude and quiet, which was that conceivably
he might choose to go back to the pit whence he was digged, namely the
house of poor Daisy Quantock. The thought was intolerable, for with him
in her house, she had seen herself as dispenser of Eastern Mysteries,
and Mistress of Omism to Riseholme. In fact the Guru was her August
stunt; it would never do to lose him before the end of July, and rage
to see all Riseholme making pilgrimages to Daisy. There was a
thin-lipped firmness, too, about him at this moment: she felt that
under provocation he might easily defy or desert her. She felt she had
to yield, and so decided to do so in the most complete manner.

"Ah, yes," she said. "I know how true that is. Dear Guru, go up to
Hamlet: no one will disturb you there. But if the message comes through
before Lady Ambermere goes away, promise me you will come back."

He went back to the house, where the front door was already open to
admit Lady Ambermere, who was telling "her people" when to come back
for her, and fled with the heels of his slippers tapping on the oak
stairs up to Hamlet. Softly he shut out the dark spirits from Madras,
and made himself even more secure by turning the key in his door. It
would never do to appear as a high caste Brahmin from Benares before
anyone who knew India with such fatal intimacy, for he might not
entirely correspond with her preconceived notions of such a person.

Lady Ambermere's arrival was soon followed by that of other guests, and
instead of going into the special tent reserved for the lions, she took
up a commanding position in the middle of the lawn, where she could
examine everybody through her tortoiseshell handled lorgnette. She kept
Peppino by her, who darted forward to shake hands with his wife's
guests, and then darted back again to her. Poor Miss Lyall stood behind
her chair, and from time to time as ordered, gave her a cape, or put up
her parasol, or adjusted her footstool for her, or took up Pug or put
him down as her patroness required. Most of the time Lady Ambermere
kept up a majestic monologue.

"You have a pretty little garden here, Mr Lucas," she said, "though
perhaps inconveniently small. Your croquet lawn does not look to me the
full size, and then there is no tennis-court. But I think you have a
little strip of grass somewhere, which you use for bowls, have you not?
Presently I will walk around with you and see your domain. Put Pug down
again, please, Miss Lyall, and let him run about. See, he wants to play
with one of those croquet balls. Put it in motion for him, and he will
run with it. Bless me, who is that coming up the path at such a
tremendous speed in a bath-chair? Oh, I see, it is Mrs Weston. She
should not go as fast as that. If Pug was to stray on to the path he
would be run over. Better pick up Pug again, Miss Lyall, till she has
gone by. And here is Colonel Boucher. If he had brought his bull-dogs,
I should have asked him to take them away again. I should like a cup of
tea, Miss Lyall, with plenty of milk in it, and not too strong. You
know how I like my tea. And a biscuit or something for Pug, with a
little cream in a saucer or anything that's handy."

"Won't you come into the smoking-parlour, and have tea there, Lady
Ambermere?" asked Peppino.

"The smoking-parlour?" asked she. "How very strange to lay tea in a
smoking-room."

Peppino explained that nobody had in all probability used the
smoking-parlour to smoke in for five or six years.

"Oh, if that is so, I will come," said she. "Better bring Pug along,
too, Miss Lyall. There is a croquet-hoop. I am glad I saw it or I
should have stumbled over it perhaps. Oh, this is the smoking-parlour,
is it? Why do you have rushes on the floor? Put Pug in a chair, Miss
Lyall, or he may prick his paws. Books, too, I see. That one lying open
is an old one. It is Latin poetry. The library at The Hall is very
famous for its classical literature. The first Viscount collected it,
and it numbers many thousands of volumes."

"Indeed, it is the most wonderful library," said Peppino. "I can never
tear myself away from it, when I am at The Hall."

"I do not wonder. I am a great student myself and often spend a morning
there, do I not, Miss Lyall? You should have some new glass put in
those windows, Mr Lucas. On a dark day it must be very difficult to
see here. By the way, your good wife told me that there would probably
be a very remarkable Indian at her party, a Brahmin from Benares, she
said. I should like to have a talk with him while I am having my tea.
Kindly prepare a peach for me, Miss Lyall."

Peppino had heard about the retirement of the Guru, in consequence of a
message from the Guides being expected, and proceeded to explain this
to Lady Ambermere, who did not take the slightest notice, as she was
looking at the peaches through her lorgnette.

"That one nearest me looks eatable," she said. "And then I do not see
Miss Olga Bracely, though I distinctly told her I should be here this
afternoon, and she said Mrs Lucas had asked her. She sang to us
yesterday evening at The Hall, and very creditably indeed. Her husband,
Mr Shuttleworth, is a cousin of the late lord's."

Lucia had come into the smoking-parlour during this speech, and heard
these fatal words. At the moment she would gladly have recalled her
invitation to Olga Bracely altogether, sooner than have alluded therein
to Mr Bracely. But that was one of the irremediable things of life, and
since it was no use wasting regret on that, she was only the more eager
for Olga to come, whatever her husband's name was. She braced herself
up to the situation.

"Peppino, are you looking after Lady Ambermere?" she said. "Dear Lady
Ambermere, I hope they are all taking care of you."

"A very decent peach," said Lady Ambermere. "The south wall of my
garden is covered with them, and they are always of a peculiarly
delicious flavour. The Hall is famed for its peaches. I understood that
Miss Bracely was going to be here, Mrs Lucas. I cannot imagine what
makes her so late. I was always famed for my punctuality myself. I have
finished my tea."

The lawn outside was now growing thick with people all in their
Hightums, and Lady Ambermere as she emerged from t

Showing first 200,000 characters. Full text: gutenberg.org/ebooks/6840