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ISRAEL POTTER

His Fifty Years of Exile

By Herman Melville

1855


DEDICATION

TO
HIS HIGHNESS
THE
Bunker-Hill Monument

Biography, in its purer form, confined to the ended lives of the true
and brave, may be held the fairest meed of human virtue—one given and
received in entire disinterestedness—since neither can the biographer
hope for acknowledgment from the subject, nor the subject at all avail
himself of the biographical distinction conferred.

Israel Potter well merits the present tribute—a private of Bunker Hill,
who for his faithful services was years ago promoted to a still deeper
privacy under the ground, with a posthumous pension, in default of any
during life, annually paid him by the spring in ever-new mosses and
sward.

I am the more encouraged to lay this performance at the feet of your
Highness, because, with a change in the grammatical person, it
preserves, almost as in a reprint, Israel Potter’s autobiographical
story. Shortly after his return in infirm old age to his native land, a
little narrative of his adventures, forlornly published on sleazy gray
paper, appeared among the peddlers, written, probably, not by himself,
but taken down from his lips by another. But like the crutch-marks of
the cripple by the Beautiful Gate, this blurred record is now out of
print. From a tattered copy, rescued by the merest chance from the
rag-pickers, the present account has been drawn, which, with the
exception of some expansions, and additions of historic and personal
details, and one or two shiftings of scene, may, perhaps, be not
unfitly regarded something in the light of a dilapidated old tombstone
retouched.

Well aware that in your Highness’ eyes the merit of the story must be
in its general fidelity to the main drift of the original narrative, I
forbore anywhere to mitigate the hard fortunes of my hero; and
particularly towards the end, though sorely tempted, durst not
substitute for the allotment of Providence any artistic recompense of
poetical justice; so that no one can complain of the gloom of my
closing chapters more profoundly than myself.

Such is the work, and such, the man, that I have the honor to present
to your Highness. That the name here noted should not have appeared in
the volumes of Sparks, may or may not be a matter for astonishment; but
Israel Potter seems purposely to have waited to make his, popular
advent under the present exalted patronage, seeing that your Highness,
according to the definition above, may, in the loftiest sense, be
deemed the Great Biographer: the national commemorator of such of the
anonymous privates of June 17, 1775, who may never have received other
requital than the solid reward of your granite.

Your Highness will pardon me, if, with the warmest ascriptions on this
auspicious occasion, I take the liberty to mingle my hearty
congratulations on the recurrence of the anniversary day we celebrate,
wishing your Highness (though indeed your Highness be somewhat
prematurely gray) many returns of the same, and that each of its
summer’s suns may shine as brightly on your brow as each winter snow
shall lightly rest on the grave of Israel Potter.

Your Highness’
Most devoted and obsequious,
THE EDITOR.


JUNE 17th, 1854.




CONTENTS

 ISRAEL POTTER
 CHAPTER I. — THE BIRTHPLACE OF ISRAEL.
 CHAPTER II. — THE YOUTHFUL ADVENTURES OF ISRAEL.
 CHAPTER III. — ISRAEL GOES TO THE WARS; AND REACHING BUNKER HILL IN TIME TO BE OF SERVICE THERE, SOON AFTER IS FORCED TO EXTEND HIS TRAVELS ACROSS THE SEA INTO THE ENEMY’S LAND.
 CHAPTER IV. — FURTHER WANDERINGS OF THE REFUGEE, WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF A GOOD KNIGHT OF BRENTFORD WHO BEFRIENDED HIM.
 CHAPTER V. — ISRAEL IN THE LION’S DEN.
 CHAPTER VI. — ISRAEL MAKES THE ACQUAINTANCE OF CERTAIN SECRET FRIENDS OF AMERICA, ONE OF THEM BEING THE FAMOUS AUTHOR OF THE “DIVERSIONS OF PURLEY,” THESE DESPATCH HIM ON A SLY ERRAND ACROSS THE CHANNEL.
 CHAPTER VII. — AFTER A CURIOUS ADVENTURE UPON THE PONT NEUF, ISRAEL ENTERS THE PRESENCE OF THE RENOWNED SAGE, DR. FRANKLIN, WHOM HE FINDS RIGHT LEARNEDLY AND MULTIFARIOUSLY EMPLOYED.
 CHAPTER VIII. — WHICH HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT DR. FRANKLIN AND THE LATIN QUARTER.
 CHAPTER IX. — ISRAEL IS INITIATED INTO THE MYSTERIES OF LODGING-HOUSES IN THE LATIN QUARTER.
 CHAPTER X. — ANOTHER ADVENTURER APPEARS UPON THE SCENE.
 CHAPTER XI. — PAUL JONES IN A REVERIE.
 CHAPTER XII. — RECROSSING THE CHANNEL, ISRAEL RETURNS TO THE SQUIRE’S ABODE—HIS ADVENTURES THERE.
 CHAPTER XIII. — HIS ESCAPE FROM THE HOUSE, WITH VARIOUS ADVENTURES FOLLOWING.
 CHAPTER XIV. — IN WHICH ISRAEL IS SAILOR UNDER TWO FLAGS, AND IN THREE SHIPS, AND ALL IN ONE NIGHT.
 CHAPTER XV. — THEY SAIL AS FAR AS THE CRAG OF AILSA.
 CHAPTER XVI. — THEY LOOK IN AT CARRICKFERGUS, AND DESCEND ON WHITEHAVEN.
 CHAPTER XVII. — THEY CALL AT THE EARL OF SELKIRK’S, AND AFTERWARDS FIGHT THE SHIP-OF-WAR DRAKE.
 CHAPTER XVIII. — THE EXPEDITION THAT SAILED FROM GROIX.
 CHAPTER XIX. — THEY FIGHT THE SERAPIS.
 CHAPTER XX. — THE SHUTTLE.
 CHAPTER XXI. — SAMSON AMONG THE PHILISTINES.
 CHAPTER XXII. — SOMETHING FURTHER OF ETHAN ALLEN; WITH ISRAEL’S FLIGHT TOWARDS THE WILDERNESS.
 CHAPTER XXIII. — ISRAEL IN EGYPT.
 CHAPTER XXIV. — CONTINUED.
 CHAPTER XXV. — IN THE CITY OF DIS.
 CHAPTER XXVI. — FORTY-FIVE YEARS.
 CHAPTER XXVII. — REQUIESCAT IN PACE.




ISRAEL POTTER

Fifty Years of Exile




CHAPTER I.
THE BIRTHPLACE OF ISRAEL.


The traveller who at the present day is content to travel in the good
old Asiatic style, neither rushed along by a locomotive, nor dragged by
a stage-coach; who is willing to enjoy hospitalities at far-scattered
farmhouses, instead of paying his bill at an inn; who is not to be
frightened by any amount of loneliness, or to be deterred by the
roughest roads or the highest hills; such a traveller in the eastern
part of Berkshire, Massachusetts, will find ample food for poetic
reflection in the singular scenery of a country, which, owing to the
ruggedness of the soil and its lying out of the track of all public
conveyances, remains almost as unknown to the general tourist as the
interior of Bohemia.

Travelling northward from the township of Otis, the road leads for
twenty or thirty miles towards Windsor, lengthwise upon that long
broken spur of heights which the Green Mountains of Vermont send into
Massachusetts. For nearly the whole of the distance, you have the
continual sensation of being upon some terrace in the moon. The feeling
of the plain or the valley is never yours; scarcely the feeling of the
earth. Unless by a sudden precipitation of the road you find yourself
plunging into some gorge, you pass on, and on, and on, upon the crests
or slopes of pastoral mountains, while far below, mapped out in its
beauty, the valley of the Housatonie lies endlessly along at your feet.
Often, as your horse gaining some lofty level tract, flat as a table,
trots gayly over the almost deserted and sodded road, and your admiring
eye sweeps the broad landscape beneath, you seem to be Bootes driving
in heaven. Save a potato field here and there, at long intervals, the
whole country is either in wood or pasture. Horses, cattle and sheep
are the principal inhabitants of these mountains. But all through the
year lazy columns of smoke, rising from the depths of the forest,
proclaim the presence of that half-outlaw, the charcoal-burner; while
in early spring added curls of vapor show that the maple sugar-boiler
is also at work. But as for farming as a regular vocation, there is not
much of it here. At any rate, no man by that means accumulates a
fortune from this thin and rocky soil, all whose arable parts have long
since been nearly exhausted.

Yet during the first settlement of the country, the region was not
unproductive. Here it was that the original settlers came, acting upon
the principle well known to have regulated their choice of site,
namely, the high land in preference to the low, as less subject to the
unwholesome miasmas generated by breaking into the rich valleys and
alluvial bottoms of primeval regions. By degrees, however, they quitted
the safety of this sterile elevation, to brave the dangers of richer
though lower fields. So that, at the present day, some of those
mountain townships present an aspect of singular abandonment. Though
they have never known aught but peace and health, they, in one lesser
aspect at least, look like countries depopulated by plague and war.
Every mile or two a house is passed untenanted. The strength of the
frame-work of these ancient buildings enables them long to resist the
encroachments of decay. Spotted gray and green with the weather-stain,
their timbers seem to have lapsed back into their woodland original,
forming part now of the general picturesqueness of the natural scene.
They are of extraordinary size, compared with modern farmhouses. One
peculiar feature is the immense chimney, of light gray stone,
perforating the middle of the roof like a tower.

On all sides are seen the tokens of ancient industry. As stone abounds
throughout these mountains, that material was, for fences, as ready to
the hand as wood, besides being much more durable. Consequently the
landscape is intersected in all directions with walls of uncommon
neatness and strength.

The number and length of these walls is not more surprising than the
size of some of the blocks comprising them. The very Titans seemed to
have been at work. That so small an army as the first settlers must
needs have been, should have taken such wonderful pains to enclose so
ungrateful a soil; that they should have accomplished such herculean
undertakings with so slight prospect of reward; this is a consideration
which gives us a significant hint of the temper of the men of the
Revolutionary era.

Nor could a fitter country be found for the birthplace of the devoted
patriot, Israel Potter.

To this day the best stone-wall builders, as the best wood-choppers,
come from those solitary mountain towns; a tall, athletic, and hardy
race, unerring with the axe as the Indian with the tomahawk; at
stone-rolling, patient as Sisyphus, powerful as Samson.

In fine clear June days, the bloom of these mountains is beyond
expression delightful. Last visiting these heights ere she vanishes,
Spring, like the sunset, flings her sweetest charms upon them. Each
tuft of upland grass is musked like a bouquet with perfume. The balmy
breeze swings to and fro like a censer. On one side the eye follows for
the space of an eagle’s flight, the serpentine mountain chains,
southwards from the great purple dome of Taconic—the St. Peter’s of
these hills—northwards to the twin summits of Saddleback, which is the
two-steepled natural cathedral of Berkshire; while low down to the west
the Housatonie winds on in her watery labyrinth, through charming
meadows basking in the reflected rays from the hill-sides. At this
season the beauty of every thing around you populates the loneliness of
your way. You would not have the country more settled if you could.
Content to drink in such loveliness at all your senses, the heart
desires no company but Nature.

With what rapture you behold, hovering over some vast hollow of the
hills, or slowly drifting at an immense height over the far sunken
Housatonie valley, some lordly eagle, who in unshared exaltation looks
down equally upon plain and mountain. Or you behold a hawk sallying
from some crag, like a Rhenish baron of old from his pinnacled castle,
and darting down towards the river for his prey. Or perhaps, lazily
gliding about in the zenith, this ruffian fowl is suddenly beset by a
crow, who with stubborn audacity pecks at him, and, spite of all his
bravery, finally persecutes him back to his stronghold. The otherwise
dauntless bandit, soaring at his topmost height, must needs succumb to
this sable image of death. Nor are there wanting many smaller and less
famous fowl, who without contributing to the grandeur, yet greatly add
to the beauty of the scene. The yellow-bird flits like a winged jonquil
here and there; like knots of violets the blue-birds sport in clusters
upon the grass; while hurrying from the pasture to the grove, the red
robin seems an incendiary putting torch to the trees. Meanwhile the air
is vocal with their hymns, and your own soul joys in the general joy.
Like a stranger in an orchestra, you cannot help singing yourself when
all around you raise such hosannas.

But in autumn, those gay northerners, the birds, return to their
southern plantations. The mountains are left bleak and sere. Solitude
settles down upon them in drizzling mists. The traveller is beset, at
perilous turns, by dense masses of fog. He emerges for a moment into
more penetrable air; and passing some gray, abandoned house, sees the
lofty vapors plainly eddy by its desolate door; just as from the plain
you may see it eddy by the pinnacles of distant and lonely heights. Or,
dismounting from his frightened horse, he leads him down some scowling
glen, where the road steeply dips among grim rocks, only to rise as
abruptly again; and as he warily picks his way, uneasy at the menacing
scene, he sees some ghost-like object looming through the mist at the
roadside; and wending towards it, beholds a rude white stone, uncouthly
inscribed, marking the spot where, some fifty or sixty years ago, some
farmer was upset in his wood-sled, and perished beneath the load.

In winter this region is blocked up with snow. Inaccessible and
impassable, those wild, unfrequented roads, which in August are
overgrown with high grass, in December are drifted to the arm-pit with
the white fleece from the sky. As if an ocean rolled between man and
man, intercommunication is often suspended for weeks and weeks.

Such, at this day, is the country which gave birth to our hero:
prophetically styled Israel by the good Puritans, his parents, since,
for more than forty years, poor Potter wandered in the wild wilderness
of the world’s extremest hardships and ills.

How little he thought, when, as a boy, hunting after his father’s stray
cattle among these New England hills he himself like a beast should be
hunted through half of Old England, as a runaway rebel. Or, how could
he ever have dreamed, when involved in the autumnal vapors of these
mountains, that worse bewilderments awaited him three thousand miles
across the sea, wandering forlorn in the coal- foes of London. But so
it was destined to be. This little boy of the hills, born in sight of
the sparkling Housatonic, was to linger out the best part of his life a
prisoner or a pauper upon the grimy banks of the Thames.




CHAPTER II.
THE YOUTHFUL ADVENTURES OF ISRAEL.


Imagination will easily picture the rural day of the youth of Israel.
Let us pass on to a less immature period.

It appears that he began his wanderings very early; moreover, that ere,
on just principles throwing off the yoke off his king, Israel, on
equally excusable grounds, emancipated himself from his sire. He
continued in the enjoyment of parental love till the age of eighteen,
when, having formed an attachment for a neighbor’s daughter—for some
reason, not deemed a suitable match by his father—he was severely
reprimanded, warned to discontinue his visits, and threatened with some
disgraceful punishment in case he persisted. As the girl was not only
beautiful, but amiable—though, as will be seen, rather weak—and her
family as respectable as any, though unfortunately but poor, Israel
deemed his father’s conduct unreasonable and oppressive; particularly
as it turned out that he had taken secret means to thwart his son with
the girl’s connections, if not with the girl herself, so as to place
almost insurmountable obstacles to an eventual marriage. For it had not
been the purpose of Israel to marry at once, but at a future day, when
prudence should approve the step. So, oppressed by his father, and
bitterly disappointed in his love, the desperate boy formed the
determination to quit them both for another home and other friends.

It was on Sunday, while the family were gone to a farmhouse church near
by, that he packed up as much of his clothing as might be contained in
a handkerchief, which, with a small quantity of provision, he hid in a
piece of woods in the rear of the house. He then returned, and
continued in the house till about nine in the evening, when, pretending
to go to bed, he passed out of a back door, and hastened to the woods
for his bundle.

It was a sultry night in July; and that he might travel with the more
ease on the succeeding day, he lay down at the foot of a pine tree,
reposing himself till an hour before dawn, when, upon awaking, he heard
the soft, prophetic sighing of the pine, stirred by the first breath of
the morning. Like the leaflets of that evergreen, all the fibres of his
heart trembled within him; tears fell from his eyes. But he thought of
the tyranny of his father, and what seemed to him the faithlessness of
his love; and shouldering his bundle, arose, and marched on.

His intention was to reach the new countries to the northward and
westward, lying between the Dutch settlements on the Hudson, and the
Yankee settlements on the Housatonic. This was mainly to elude all
search. For the same reason, for the first ten or twelve miles,
shunning the public roads, he travelled through the woods; for he knew
that he would soon be missed and pursued.

He reached his destination in safety; hired out to a farmer for a month
through the harvest; then crossed from the Hudson to the Connecticut.
Meeting here with an adventurer to the unknown regions lying about the
head waters of the latter river, he ascended with this man in a canoe,
paddling and pulling for many miles. Here again he hired himself out
for three months; at the end of that time to receive for his wages two
hundred acres of land lying in New Hampshire. The cheapness of the land
was not alone owing to the newness of the country, but to the perils
investing it. Not only was it a wilderness abounding with wild beasts,
but the widely-scattered inhabitants were in continual dread of being,
at some unguarded moment, destroyed or made captive by the Canadian
savages, who, ever since the French war, had improved every opportunity
to make forays across the defenceless frontier.

His employer proving false to his contract in the matter of the land,
and there being no law in the country to force him to fulfil it,
Israel—who, however brave-hearted, and even much of a dare-devil upon a
pinch, seems nevertheless to have evinced, throughout many parts of his
career, a singular patience and mildness—was obliged to look round for
other means of livelihood than clearing out a farm for himself in the
wilderness. A party of royal surveyors were at this period surveying
the unsettled regions bordering the Connecticut river to its source. At
fifteen shillings per month, he engaged himself to this party as
assistant chain-bearer, little thinking that the day was to come when
he should clank the king’s chains in a dungeon, even as now he trailed
them a free ranger of the woods. It was midwinter; the land was
surveyed upon snow-shoes. At the close of the day, fires were kindled
with dry hemlock, a hut thrown up, and the party ate and slept.

Paid off at last, Israel bought a gun and ammunition, and turned
hunter. Deer, beaver, etc., were plenty. In two or three months he had
many skins to show. I suppose it never entered his mind that he was
thus qualifying himself for a marksman of men. But thus were tutored
those wonderful shots who did such execution at Bunker’s Hill; these,
the hunter-soldiers, whom Putnam bade wait till the white of the
enemy’s eye was seen.

With the result of his hunting he purchased a hundred acres of land,
further down the river, toward the more settled parts; built himself a
log hut, and in two summers, with his own hands, cleared thirty acres
for sowing. In the winter seasons he hunted and trapped. At the end of
the two years, he sold back his land—now much improved—to the original
owner, at an advance of fifty pounds. He conveyed his cash and furs to
Charlestown, on the Connecticut (sometimes called No. 4), where he
trafficked them away for Indian blankets, pigments, and other showy
articles adapted to the business of a trader among savages. It was now
winter again. Putting his goods on a hand-sled, he started towards
Canada, a peddler in the wilderness, stopping at wigwams instead of
cottages. One fancies that, had it been summer, Israel would have
travelled with a wheelbarrow, and so trundled his wares through the
primeval forests, with the same indifference as porters roll their
barrows over the flagging of streets. In this way was bred that
fearless self-reliance and independence which conducted our forefathers
to national freedom.

This Canadian trip proved highly successful. Selling his glittering
goods at a great advance, he received in exchange valuable peltries and
furs at a corresponding reduction. Returning to Charlestown, he
disposed of his return cargo again at a very fine profit. And now, with
a light heart and a heavy purse, he resolved to visit his sweetheart
and parents, of whom, for three years, he had had no tidings.

They were not less astonished than delighted at his reappearance; he
had been numbered with the dead. But his love still seemed strangely
coy; willing, but yet somehow mysteriously withheld. The old intrigues
were still on foot. Israel soon discovered, that though rejoiced to
welcome the return of the prodigal son—so some called him—his father
still remained inflexibly determined against the match, and still
inexplicably countermined his wooing. With a dolorous heart he mildly
yielded to what seemed his fatality; and more intrepid in facing peril
for himself, than in endangering others by maintaining his rights (for
he was now one-and-twenty), resolved once more to retreat, and quit his
blue hills for the bluer billows.

A hermitage in the forest is the refuge of the narrow-minded
misanthrope; a hammock on the ocean is the asylum for the generous
distressed. The ocean brims with natural griefs and tragedies; and into
that watery immensity of terror, man’s private grief is lost like a
drop.

Travelling on foot to Providence, Rhode Island, Israel shipped on board
a sloop, bound with lime to the West Indies. On the tenth day out, the
vessel caught fire, from water communicating with the lime. It was
impossible to extinguish the flames. The boat was hoisted out, but
owing to long exposure to the sun, it needed continual bailing to keep
it afloat. They had only time to put in a firkin of butter and a
ten-gallon keg of water. Eight in number, the crew entrusted themselves
to the waves, in a leaky tub, many leagues from land. As the boat swept
under the burning bowsprit, Israel caught at a fragment of the
flying-jib, which sail had fallen down the stay, owing to the charring,
nigh the deck, of the rope which hoisted it. Tanned with the smoke, and
its edge blackened with the fire, this bit of canvass helped them
bravely on their way. Thanks to kind Providence, on the second day they
were picked up by a Dutch ship, bound from Eustatia to Holland. The
castaways were humanely received, and supplied with every necessary. At
the end of a week, while unsophisticated Israel was sitting in the
maintop, thinking what should befall him in Holland, and wondering what
sort of unsettled, wild country it was, and whether there was any
deer-shooting or beaver-trapping there, lo! an American brig, bound
from Piscataqua to Antigua, comes in sight. The American took them
aboard, and conveyed them safely to her port. There Israel shipped for
Porto Rico; from thence, sailed to Eustatia.

Other rovings ensued; until at last, entering on board a Nantucket
ship, he hunted the leviathan off the Western Islands and on the coast
of Africa, for sixteen months; returning at length to Nantucket with a
brimming hold. From that island he sailed again on another whaling
voyage, extending, this time, into the great South Sea. There, promoted
to be harpooner, Israel, whose eye and arm had been so improved by
practice with his gun in the wilderness, now further intensified his
aim, by darting the whale-lance; still, unwittingly, preparing himself
for the Bunker Hill rifle.

In this last voyage, our adventurer experienced to the extreme all the
hardships and privations of the whaleman’s life on a long voyage to
distant and barbarous waters—hardships and privations unknown at the
present day, when science has so greatly contributed, in manifold ways,
to lessen the sufferings, and add to the comforts of seafaring men.
Heartily sick of the ocean, and longing once more for the bush, Israel,
upon receiving his discharge at Nantucket at the end of the voyage,
hied straight back for his mountain home.

But if hopes of his sweetheart winged his returning flight, such hopes
were not destined to be crowned with fruition. The dear, false girl was
another’s.




CHAPTER III.
ISRAEL GOES TO THE WARS; AND REACHING BUNKER HILL IN TIME TO BE OF
SERVICE THERE, SOON AFTER IS FORCED TO EXTEND HIS TRAVELS ACROSS THE
SEA INTO THE ENEMY’S LAND.


Left to idle lamentations, Israel might now have planted deep furrows
in his brow. But stifling his pain, he chose rather to plough, than be
ploughed. Farming weans man from his sorrows. That tranquil pursuit
tolerates nothing but tranquil meditations. There, too, in mother
earth, you may plant and reap; not, as in other things, plant and see
the planting torn up by the roots. But if wandering in the wilderness,
and wandering upon the waters, if felling trees, and hunting, and
shipwreck, and fighting with whales, and all his other strange
adventures, had not as yet cured poor Israel of his now hopeless
passion, events were at hand for ever to drown it.

It was the year 1774. The difficulties long pending between the
colonies and England were arriving at their crisis. Hostilities were
certain. The Americans were preparing themselves. Companies were formed
in most of the New England towns, whose members, receiving the name of
minute-men, stood ready to march anywhere at a minute’s warning.
Israel, for the last eight months, sojourning as a laborer on a farm in
Windsor, enrolled himself in the regiment of Colonel John Patterson of
Lenox, afterwards General Patterson.

The battle of Lexington was fought on the 18th of April, 1775; news of
it arrived in the county of Berkshire on the 20th about noon. The next
morning at sunrise, Israel swung his knapsack, shouldered his musket,
and, with Patterson’s regiment, was on the march, quickstep, towards
Boston.

Like Putnam, Israel received the stirring tidings at the plough. But
although not less willing than Putnam to fly to battle at an instant’s
notice, yet—only half an acre of the field remaining to be finished—he
whipped up his team and finished it. Before hastening to one duty, he
would not leave a prior one undone; and ere helping to whip the
British, for a little practice’ sake, he applied the gad to his oxen.
From the field of the farmer, he rushed to that of the soldier,
mingling his blood with his sweat. While we revel in broadcloth, let us
not forget what we owe to linsey-woolsey.

With other detachments from various quarters, Israel’s regiment
remained encamped for several days in the vicinity of Charlestown. On
the seventeenth of June, one thousand Americans, including the regiment
of Patterson, were set about fortifying Bunker’s Hill. Working all
through the night, by dawn of the following day, the redoubt was thrown
up. But every one knows all about the battle. Suffice it, that Israel
was one of those marksmen whom Putnam harangued as touching the enemy’s
eyes. Forbearing as he was with his oppressive father and unfaithful
love, and mild as he was on the farm, Israel was not the same at Bunker
Hill. Putnam had enjoined the men to aim at the officers; so Israel
aimed between the golden epaulettes, as, in the wilderness, he had
aimed between the branching antlers. With dogged disdain of their foes,
the English grenadiers marched up the hill with sullen slowness; thus
furnishing still surer aims to the muskets which bristled on the
redoubt. Modest Israel was used to aver, that considering his practice
in the woods, he could hardly be regarded as an inexperienced marksman;
hinting, that every shot which the epauletted grenadiers received from
his rifle, would, upon a different occasion, have procured him a
deerskin. And like stricken deers the English, rashly brave as they
were, fled from the opening fire. But the marksman’s ammunition was
expended; a hand-to-hand encounter ensued. Not one American musket in
twenty had a bayonet to it. So, wielding the stock right and left, the
terrible farmers, with hats and coats off, fought their way among the
furred grenadiers, knocking them right and left, as seal-hunters on the
beach knock down with their clubs the Shetland seal. In the dense crowd
and confusion, while Israel’s musket got interlocked, he saw a blade
horizontally menacing his feet from the ground. Thinking some fallen
enemy sought to strike him at the last gasp, dropping his hold on his
musket, he wrenched at the steel, but found that though a brave hand
held it, that hand was powerless for ever. It was some British
officer’s laced sword-arm, cut from the trunk in the act of fighting,
refusing to yield up its blade to the last. At that moment another
sword was aimed at Israel’s head by a living officer. In an instant the
blow was parried by kindred steel, and the assailant fell by a
brother’s weapon, wielded by alien hands. But Israel did not come off
unscathed. A cut on the right arm near the elbow, received in parrying
the officer’s blow, a long slit across the chest, a musket ball buried
in his hip, and another mangling him near the ankle of the same leg,
were the tokens of intrepidity which our Sicinius Dentatus carried from
this memorable field. Nevertheless, with his comrades he succeeded in
reaching Prospect Hill, and from thence was conveyed to the hospital at
Cambridge. The bullet was extracted, his lesser wounds were dressed,
and after much suffering from the fracture of the bone near the ankle,
several pieces of which were extracted by the surgeon, ere long, thanks
to the high health and pure blood of the farmer, Israel rejoined his
regiment when they were throwing up intrenchments on Prospect Hill.
Bunker Hill was now in possession of the foe, who in turn had fortified
it.

On the third of July, Washington arrived from the South to take the
command. Israel witnessed his joyful reception by the huzzaing
companies.

The British now quartered in Boston suffered greatly from the scarcity
of provisions. Washington took every precaution to prevent their
receiving a supply. Inland, all aid could easily be cut off. To guard
against their receiving any by water, from tories and other disaffected
persons, the General equipped three armed vessels to intercept all
traitorous cruisers. Among them was the brigantine Washington, of ten
guns, commanded by Captain Martiedale. Seamen were hard to be had. The
soldiers were called upon to volunteer for these vessels. Israel was
one who so did; thinking that as an experienced sailor he should not be
backward in a juncture like this, little as he fancied the new service
assigned.

Three days out of Boston harbor, the brigantine was captured by the
enemy’s ship Foy, of twenty guns. Taken prisoner with the rest of the
crew, Israel was afterwards put on board the frigate Tartar, with
immediate sailing orders for England. Seventy-two were captives in this
vessel. Headed by Israel, these men—half way across the sea—formed a
scheme to take the ship, but were betrayed by a renegade Englishman. As
ringleader, Israel was put in irons, and so remained till the frigate
anchored at Portsmouth. There he was brought on deck; and would have
met perhaps some terrible fate, had it not come out, during the
examination, that the Englishman had been a deserter from the army of
his native country ere proving a traitor to his adopted one. Relieved
of his irons, Israel was placed in the marine hospital on shore, where
half of the prisoners took the small-pox, which swept off a third of
their number. Why talk of Jaffa?

From the hospital the survivors were conveyed to Spithead, and thrust
on board a hulk. And here in the black bowels of the ship, sunk low in
the sunless sea, our poor Israel lay for a month, like Jonah in the
belly of the whale.

But one bright morning, Israel is hailed from the deck. A bargeman of
the commander’s boat is sick. Known for a sailor, Israel for the nonce
is appointed to pull the absent man’s oar.

The officers being landed, some of the crew propose, like merry
Englishmen as they are, to hie to a neighboring ale-house, and have a
cosy pot or two together. Agreed. They start, and Israel with them. As
they enter the ale-house door, our prisoner is suddenly reminded of
still more imperative calls. Unsuspected of any design, he is allowed
to leave the party for a moment. No sooner does Israel see his
companions housed, than putting speed into his feet, and letting grow
all his wings, he starts like a deer. He runs four miles (so he
afterwards affirmed) without halting. He sped towards London; wisely
deeming that once in that crowd detection would be impossible.

Ten miles, as he computed, from where he had left the bargemen,
leisurely passing a public house of a little village on the roadside,
thinking himself now pretty safe—hark, what is this he hears?—

“Ahoy!”

“No ship,” says Israel, hurrying on.

“Stop.”

“If you will attend to your business, I will endeavor to attend to
mine,” replies Israel coolly. And next minute he lets grow his wings
again; flying, one dare say, at the rate of something less than thirty
miles an hour.

“Stop thief!” is now the cry. Numbers rushed from the roadside houses.
After a mile’s chase, the poor panting deer is caught.

Finding it was no use now to prevaricate, Israel boldly confesses
himself a prisoner-of-war. The officer, a good fellow as it turned out,
had him escorted back to the inn; where, observing to the landlord that
this must needs be a true-blooded Yankee, he calls for liquors to
refresh Israel after his run. Two soldiers are then appointed to guard
him for the present. This was towards evening; and up to a late hour at
night, the inn was filled with strangers crowding to see the Yankee
rebel, as they politely termed him. These honest rustics seemed to
think that Yankees were a sort of wild creatures, a species of ’possum
or kangaroo. But Israel is very affable with them. That liquor he drank
from the hand of his foe, has perhaps warmed his heart towards all the
rest of his enemies. Yet this may not be wholly so. We shall see. At
any rate, still he keeps his eye on the main chance—escape. Neither the
jokes nor the insults of the mob does he suffer to molest him. He is
cogitating a little plot to himself.

It seems that the good officer—not more true to the king his master
than indulgent towards the prisoner which that same loyalty made—had
left orders that Israel should be supplied with whatever liquor he
wanted that night. So, calling for the can again and again, Israel
invites the two soldiers to drink and be merry. At length, a wag of the
company proposes that Israel should entertain the public with a jig, he
(the wag) having heard that the Yankees were extraordinary dancers. A
fiddle is brought in, and poor Israel takes the floor. Not a little cut
to think that these people should so unfeelingly seek to be diverted at
the expense of an unfortunate prisoner, Israel, while jigging it up and
down, still conspires away at his private plot, resolving ere long to
give the enemy a touch of certain Yankee steps, as yet undreamed of in
their simple philosophy. They would not permit any cessation of his
dancing till he had danced himself into a perfect sweat, so that the
drops fell from his lank and flaxen hair. But Israel, with much of the
gentleness of the dove, is not wholly without the wisdom of the
serpent. Pleased to see the flowing bowl, he congratulates himself that
his own state of perspiration prevents it from producing any
intoxicating effect upon him.

Late at night the company break up. Furnished with a pair of handcuffs,
the prisoner is laid on a blanket spread upon the floor at the side of
the bed in which his two keepers are to repose. Expressing much
gratitude for the blanket, with apparent unconcern, Israel stretches
his legs. An hour or two passes. All is quiet without.

The important moment had now arrived. Certain it was, that if this
chance were suffered to pass unimproved, a second would hardly present
itself. For early, doubtless, on the following morning, if not some way
prevented, the two soldiers would convey Israel back to his floating
prison, where he would thenceforth remain confined until the close of
the war; years and years, perhaps. When he thought of that horrible old
hulk, his nerves were restrung for flight. But intrepid as he must be
to compass it, wariness too was needed. His keepers had gone to bed
pretty well under the influence of the liquor. This was favorable. But
still, they were full-grown, strong men; and Israel was handcuffed. So
Israel resolved upon strategy first; and if that failed, force
afterwards. He eagerly listened. One of the drunken soldiers muttered
in his sleep, at first lowly, then louder and louder,—“Catch ’em!
Grapple ’em! Have at ’em! Ha—long cutlasses! Take that, runaway!”

“What’s the matter with ye, Phil?” hiccoughed the other, who was not
yet asleep. “Keep quiet, will ye? Ye ain’t at Fontenoy now.”

“He’s a runaway prisoner, I say. Catch him, catch him!”

“Oh, stush with your drunken dreaming,” again hiccoughed his comrade,
violently nudging him. “This comes o’ carousing.”

Shortly after, the dreamer with loud snores fell back into dead sleep.
But by something in the sound of the breathing of the other soldier,
Israel knew that this man remained uneasily awake. He deliberated a
moment what was best to do. At length he determined upon trying his old
plea. Calling upon the two soldiers, he informed them that urgent
necessity required his immediate presence somewhere in the rear of the
house.

“Come, wake up here, Phil,” roared the soldier who was awake; “the
fellow here says he must step out; cuss these Yankees; no better
edication than to be gettin’ up on nateral necessities at this time
o’night. It ain’t nateral; its unnateral. D—-n ye, Yankee, don’t ye
know no better?”

With many more denunciations, the two now staggered to their feet, and
clutching hold of Israel, escorted him down stairs, and through a long,
narrow, dark entry; rearward, till they came to a door. No sooner was
this unbolted by the foremost guard, than, quick as a flash, manacled
Israel, shaking off the grasp of the one behind him, butts him
sprawling back into the entry; when, dashing in the opposite direction,
he bounces the other head over heels into the garden, never using a
hand; and then, leaping over the latter’s head, darts blindly out into
the midnight. Next moment he was at the garden wall. No outlet was
discoverable in the gloom. But a fruit-tree grew close to the wall.
Springing into it desperately, handcuffed as he was, Israel leaps atop
of the barrier, and without pausing to see where he is, drops himself
to the ground on the other side, and once more lets grow all his wings.
Meantime, with loud outcries, the two baffled drunkards grope
deliriously about in the garden.

After running two or three miles, and hearing no sound of pursuit,
Israel reins up to rid himself of the handcuffs, which impede him.
After much painful labor he succeeds in the attempt. Pressing on again
with all speed, day broke, revealing a trim-looking, hedged, and
beautiful country, soft, neat, and serene, all colored with the fresh
early tints of the spring of 1776.

Bless me, thought Israel, all of a tremble, I shall certainly be caught
now; I have broken into some nobleman’s park.

But, hurrying forward again, he came to a turnpike road, and then knew
that, all comely and shaven as it was, this was simply the open country
of England; one bright, broad park, paled in with white foam of the
sea. A copse skirting the road was just bursting out into bud. Each
unrolling leaf was in very act of escaping from its prison. Israel
looked at the budding leaves, and round on the budding sod, and up at
the budding dawn of the day. He was so sad, and these sights were so
gay, that Israel sobbed like a child, while thoughts of his mountain
home rushed like a wind on his heart. But conquering this fit, he
marched on, and presently passed nigh a field, where two figures were
working. They had rosy cheeks, short, sturdy legs, showing the blue
stocking nearly to the knee, and were clad in long, coarse, white
frocks, and had on coarse, broad-brimmed straw hats. Their faces were
partly averted.

“Please, ladies,” half roguishly says Israel, taking off his hat, “does
this road go to London?”

At this salutation, the two figures turned in a sort of stupid
amazement, causing an almost corresponding expression in Israel, who
now perceived that they were men, and not women. He had mistaken them,
owing to their frocks, and their wearing no pantaloons, only breeches
hidden by their frocks.

“Beg pardon, ladies, but I thought ye were something else,” said Israel
again.

Once more the two figures stared at the stranger, and with added
boorishness of surprise.

“Does this road go to London, gentlemen?”

“Gentlemen—egad!” cried one of the two.

“Egad!” echoed the second.

Putting their hoes before them, the two frocked boors now took a good
long look at Israel, meantime scratching their heads under their
plaited straw hats.

“Does it, gentlemen? Does it go to London? Be kind enough to tell a
poor fellow, do.”

“Yees goin’ to Lunnun, are yees? Weel—all right—go along.”

And without another word, having now satisfied their rustic curiosity,
the two human steers, with wonderful phlegm, applied themselves to
their hoes; supposing, no doubt, that they had given all requisite
information.

Shortly after, Israel passed an old, dark, mossy-looking chapel, its
roof all plastered with the damp yellow dead leaves of the previous
autumn, showered there from a close cluster of venerable trees, with
great trunks, and overstretching branches. Next moment he found himself
entering a village. The silence of early morning rested upon it. But
few figures were seen. Glancing through the window of a now noiseless
public-house, Israel saw a table all in disorder, covered with empty
flagons, and tobacco-ashes, and long pipes; some of the latter broken.

After pausing here a moment, he moved on, and observed a man over the
way standing still and watching him. Instantly Israel was reminded that
he had on the dress of an English sailor, and that it was this probably
which had arrested the stranger’s attention. Well knowing that his
peculiar dress exposed him to peril, he hurried on faster to escape the
village; resolving at the first opportunity to change his garments. Ere
long, in a secluded place about a mile from the village, he saw an old
ditcher tottering beneath the weight of a pick-axe, hoe and shovel,
going to his work; the very picture of poverty, toil and distress. His
clothes were tatters.

Making up to this old man, Israel, after a word or two of salutation,
offered to change clothes with him. As his own clothes were prince-like
compared to the ditchers, Israel thought that however much his
proposition might excite the suspicion of the ditcher, yet
self-interest would prevent his communicating the suspicions. To be
brief, the two went behind a hedge, and presently Israel emerged,
presenting the most forlorn appearance conceivable; while the old
ditcher hobbled off in an opposite direction, correspondingly improved
in his aspect; though it was rather ludicrous than otherwise, owing to
the immense bagginess of the sailor-trowsers flapping about his lean
shanks, to say nothing of the spare voluminousness of the pea-jacket.
But Israel—how deplorable, how dismal his plight! Little did he ween
that these wretched rags he now wore, were but suitable to that long
career of destitution before him: one brief career of adventurous
wanderings; and then, forty torpid years of pauperism. The coat was all
patches. And no two patches were alike, and no one patch was the color
of the original cloth. The stringless breeches gaped wide open at the
knee; the long woollen stockings looked as if they had been set up at
some time for a target. Israel looked suddenly metamorphosed from youth
to old age; just like an old man of eighty he looked. But, indeed,
dull, dreary adversity was now in store for him; and adversity, come it
at eighteen or eighty, is the true old age of man. The dress befitted
the fate.

From the friendly old ditcher, Israel learned the exact course he must
steer for London; distant now between seventy and eighty miles. He was
also apprised by his venerable friend, that the country was filled with
soldiers on the constant look-out for deserters whether from the navy
or army, for the capture of whom a stipulated reward was given, just as
in Massachusetts at that time for prowling bears.

Having solemnly enjoined his old friend not to give any information,
should any one he meet inquire for such a person as Israel, our
adventurer walked briskly on, less heavy of heart, now that he felt
comparatively safe in disguise.

Thirty miles were travelled that day. At night Israel stole into a
barn, in hopes of finding straw or hay for a bed. But it was spring;
all the hay and straw were gone. So after groping about in the dark, he
was fain to content himself with an undressed sheep-skin. Cold, hungry,
foot-sore, weary, and impatient for the morning dawn, Israel drearily
dozed out the night.

By the first peep of day coming through the chinks of the barn, he was
up and abroad. Ere long finding himself in the suburbs of a
considerable village, the better to guard against detection he supplied
himself with a rude crutch, and feigning himself a cripple, hobbled
straight through the town, followed by a perverse-minded cur, which
kept up a continual, spiteful, suspicious bark. Israel longed to have
one good rap at him with his crutch, but thought it would hardly look
in character for a poor old cripple to be vindictive.

A few miles further, and he came to a second village. While hobbling
through its main street, as through the former one, he was suddenly
stopped by a genuine cripple, all in tatters, too, who, with a
sympathetic air, inquired after the cause of his lameness.

“White swelling,” says Israel.

“That’s just my ailing,” wheezed the other; “but you’re lamer than me,”
he added with a forlorn sort of self-satisfaction, critically eyeing
Israel’s limp as once, more he stumped on his way, not liking to tarry
too long.

“But halloo, what’s your hurry, friend?” seeing Israel fairly
departing—“where’re you going?”

“To London,” answered Israel, turning round, heartily wishing the old
fellow any where else than present.

“Going to limp to Lunnun, eh? Well, success to ye.”

“As much to you, sir,” answers Israel politely.

Nigh the opposite suburbs of this village, as good fortune would have
it, an empty baggage-wagon bound for the metropolis turned into the
main road from a side one. Immediately Israel limps most deplorably,
and begs the driver to give a poor cripple a lift. So up he climbs; but
after a time, finding the gait of the elephantine draught-horses
intolerably slow, Israel craves permission to dismount, when, throwing
away his crutch, he takes nimbly to his legs, much to the surprise of
his honest friend the driver.

The only advantage, if any, derived from his trip in the wagon, was,
when passing through a third village—but a little distant from the
previous one—Israel, by lying down in the wagon, had wholly avoided
being seen.

The villages surprised him by their number and proximity. Nothing like
this was to be seen at home. Well knowing that in these villages he ran
much more risk of detection than in the open country, he henceforth did
his best to avoid them, by taking a roundabout course whenever they
came in sight from a distance. This mode of travelling not only
lengthened his journey, but put unlooked-for obstacles in his
path—walls, ditches, and streams.

Not half an hour after throwing away his crutch, he leaped a great
ditch ten feet wide, and of undiscoverable muddy depth. I wonder if the
old cripple would think me the lamer one now, thought Israel to
himself, arriving on the hither side.




CHAPTER IV.
FURTHER WANDERINGS OF THE REFUGEE, WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF A GOOD KNIGHT
OF BRENTFORD WHO BEFRIENDED HIM.


At nightfall, on the third day, Israel had arrived within sixteen miles
of the capital. Once more he sought refuge in a barn. This time he
found some hay, and flinging himself down procured a tolerable night’s
rest.

Bright and early he arose refreshed, with the pleasing prospect of
reaching his destination ere noon. Encouraged to find himself now so
far from his original pursuers, Israel relaxed in his vigilance, and
about ten o’clock, while passing through the town of Staines, suddenly
encountered three soldiers. Unfortunately in exchanging clothes with
the ditcher, he could not bring himself to include his shirt in the
traffic, which shirt was a British navy shirt, a bargeman’s shirt, and
though hitherto he had crumpled the blue collar out of sight, yet, as
it appeared in the present instance, it was not thoroughly concealed.
At any rate, keenly on the look-out for deserters, and made acute by
hopes of reward for their apprehension, the soldiers spied the fatal
collar, and in an instant laid violent hands on the refugee.

“Hey, lad!” said the foremost soldier, a corporal, “you are one of his
majesty’s seamen! come along with ye.”

So, unable to give any satisfactory account of himself, he was made
prisoner on the spot, and soon after found himself handcuffed and
locked up in the Bound House of the place, a prison so called,
appropriated to runaways, and those convicted of minor offences. Day
passed dinnerless and supperless in this dismal durance, and night came
on.

Israel had now been three days without food, except one two-penny loaf.
The cravings of hunger now became sharper; his spirits, hitherto arming
him with fortitude, began to forsake him. Taken captive once again upon
the very brink of reaching his goal, poor Israel was on the eve of
falling into helpless despair. But he rallied, and considering that
grief would only add to his calamity, sought with stubborn patience to
habituate himself to misery, but still hold aloof from despondency. He
roused himself, and began to bethink him how to be extricated from this
labyrinth.

Two hours sawing across the grating of the window, ridded him of his
handcuffs. Next came the door, secured luckily with only a hasp and
padlock. Thrusting the bolt of his handcuffs through a small window in
the door, he succeeded in forcing the hasp and regaining his liberty
about three o’clock in the morning.

Not long after sunrise, he passed nigh Brentford, some six or seven
miles from the capital. So great was his hunger that downright
starvation seemed before him. He chewed grass, and swallowed it. Upon
first escaping from the hulk, six English pennies was all the money he
had. With two of these he had bought a small loaf the day after fleeing
the inn. The other four still remained in his pocket, not having met
with a good opportunity to dispose of them for food.

Having torn off the collar of his shirt, and flung it into a hedge, he
ventured to accost a respectable carpenter at a pale fence, about a
mile this side of Brentford, to whom his deplorable situation now
induced him to apply for work. The man did not wish himself to hire,
but said that if he (Israel) understood farming or gardening, he might
perhaps procure work from Sir John Millet, whose seat, he said, was not
remote. He added that the knight was in the habit of employing many men
at that season of the year, so he stood a fair chance.

Revived a little by this prospect of relief, Israel starts in quest of
the gentleman’s seat, agreeably to the direction received. But he
mistook his way, and proceeding up a gravelled and beautifully
decorated walk, was terrified at catching a glimpse of a number of
soldiers thronging a garden. He made an instant retreat before being
espied in turn. No wild creature of the American wilderness could have
been more panic-struck by a firebrand, than at this period hunted
Israel was by a red coat. It afterwards appeared that this garden was
the Princess Amelia’s.

Taking another path, ere long he came to some laborers shovelling
gravel. These proved to be men employed by Sir John. By them he was
directed towards the house, when the knight was pointed out to him,
walking bare-headed in the inclosure with several guests. Having heard
the rich men of England charged with all sorts of domineering
qualities, Israel felt no little misgiving in approaching to an
audience with so imposing a stranger. But, screwing up his courage, he
advanced; while seeing him coming all rags and tatters, the group of
gentlemen stood in some wonder awaiting what so singular a phantom
might want.

“Mr. Millet,” said Israel, bowing towards the bare-headed gentleman.

“Ha,—who are you, pray?”

“A poor fellow, sir, in want of work.”

“A wardrobe, too, I should say,” smiled one of the guests, of a very
youthful, prosperous, and dandified air.

“Where’s your hoe?” said Sir John.

“I have none, sir.”

“Any money to buy one?”

“Only four English pennies, sir.”

“_English_ pennies. What other sort would you have?”

“Why, China pennies to be sure,” laughed the youthful gentleman. “See
his long, yellow hair behind; he looks like a Chinaman. Some
broken-down Mandarin. Pity he’s no crown to his old hat; if he had, he
might pass it round, and make eight pennies of his four.”

“Will you hire me, Mr. Millet,” said Israel.

“Ha! that’s queer again,” cried the knight.

“Hark ye, fellow,” said a brisk servant, approaching from the porch,
“this is Sir John Millet.”

Seeming to take pity on his seeming ignorance, as well as on his
undisputable poverty, the good knight now told Israel that if he would
come the next morning he would see him supplied with a hoe, and
moreover would hire him.

It would be hard to express the satisfaction of the wanderer at
receiving this encouraging reply. Emboldened by it, he now returns
towards a baker’s he had spied, and bravely marching in, flings down
all four pennies, and demands bread. Thinking he would not have any
more food till next morning, Israel resolved to eat only one of the
pair of two-penny loaves. But having demolished one, it so sharpened
his longing, that yielding to the irresistible temptation, he bolted
down the second loaf to keep the other company.

After resting under a hedge, he saw the sun far descended, and so
prepared himself for another hard night. Waiting till dark, he crawled
into an old carriage-house, finding nothing there but a dismantled old
phaeton. Into this he climbed, and curling himself up like a
carriage-dog, endeavored to sleep; but, unable to endure the constraint
of such a bed, got out, and stretched himself on the bare boards of the
floor.

No sooner was light in the east than he fastened to await the commands
of one who, his instinct told him, was destined to prove his
benefactor. On his father’s farm accustomed to rise with the lark,
Israel was surprised to discover, as he approached the house, that no
soul was astir. It was four o’clock. For a considerable time he walked
back and forth before the portal ere any one appeared. The first riser
was a man servant of the household, who informed Israel that seven
o’clock was the hour the people went to their work. Soon after he met
an hostler of the place, who gave him permission to lie on some straw
in an outhouse. There he enjoyed a sweet sleep till awakened at seven
o’clock by the sounds of activity around him.

Supplied by the overseer of the men with a large iron fork and a hoe,
he followed the hands into the field. He was so weak he could hardly
support his tools. Unwilling to expose his debility, he yet could not
succeed in concealing it. At last, to avoid worse imputations, he
confessed the cause. His companions regarded him with compassion, and
exempted him from the severer toil.

About noon the knight visited his workmen. Noticing that Israel made
little progress, he said to him, that though he had long arms and broad
shoulders, yet he was feigning himself to be a very weak man, or
otherwise must in reality be so.

Hereupon one of the laborers standing by informed the gentleman how it
was with Israel, when immediately the knight put a shilling into his
hands and bade him go to a little roadside inn, which was nearer than
the house, and buy him bread and a pot of beer. Thus refreshed he
returned to the band, and toiled with them till four o’clock, when the
day’s work was over.

Arrived at the house he there again saw his employer, who, after
attentively eyeing him without speaking, bade a meal be prepared for
him, when the maid presenting a smaller supply than her kind master
deemed necessary, she was ordered to return and bring out the entire
dish. But aware of the danger of sudden repletion of heavy food to one
in his condition, Israel, previously recruited by the frugal meal at
the inn, partook but sparingly. The repast was spread on the grass, and
being over, the good knight again looking inquisitively at Israel,
ordered a comfortable bed to be laid in the barn, and here Israel spent
a capital night.

After breakfast, next morning, he was proceeding to go with the
laborers to their work, when his employer approaching him with a
benevolent air, bade him return to his couch, and there remain till he
had slept his fill, and was in a better state to resume his labors.

Upon coming forth again a little after noon, he found Sir John walking
alone in the grounds. Upon discovering him, Israel would have
retreated, fearing that he might intrude; but beckoning him to advance,
the knight, as Israel drew nigh, fixed on him such a penetrating
glance, that our poor hero quaked to the core. Neither was his dread of
detection relieved by the knight’s now calling in a loud voice for one
from the house. Israel was just on the point of fleeing, when
overhearing the words of the master to the servant who now appeared,
all dread departed:

“Bring hither some wine!”

It presently came; by order of the knight the salver was set down on a
green bank near by, and the servant retired.

“My poor fellow,” said Sir John, now pouring out a glass of wine, and
handing it to Israel, “I perceive that you are an American; and, if I
am not mistaken, you are an escaped prisoner of war. But no fear—drink
the wine.”

“Mr. Millet,” exclaimed Israel aghast, the untasted wine trembling in
his hand, “Mr. Millet, I—”

“_Mr_. Millet—there it is again. Why don’t you say _Sir John_ like the
rest?”

“Why, sir—pardon me—but somehow, I can’t. I’ve tried; but I can’t. You
won’t betray me for that?”

“Betray—poor fellow! Hark ye, your history is doubtless a secret which
you would not wish to divulge to a stranger; but whatever happens to
you, I pledge you my honor I will never betray you.”

“God bless you for that, Mr. Millet.”

“Come, come; call me by my right name. I am not Mr. Millet. _You_ have
said _Sir_ to me; and no doubt you have a thousand times said _John_ to
other people. Now can’t you couple the two? Try once. Come. Only _Sir_
and then _John_—_Sir John_—that’s all.”

“John—I can’t—Sir, sir!—your pardon. I didn’t mean that.”

“My good fellow,” said the knight looking sharply upon Israel, “tell
me, are all your countrymen like you? If so, it’s no use fighting them.
To that effect, I must write to his Majesty myself. Well, I excuse you
from Sir Johnning me. But tell me the truth, are you not a seafaring
man, and lately a prisoner of war?”

Israel frankly confessed it, and told his whole story. The knight
listened with much interest; and at its conclusion, warned Israel to
beware of the soldiers; for owing to the seats of some of the royal
family being in the neighborhood, the red-coats abounded hereabout.

“I do not wish unnecessarily to speak against my own countrymen,” he
added, “I but plainly speak for your good. The soldiers you meet
prowling on the roads, are not fair specimens of the army. They are a
set of mean, dastardly banditti, who, to obtain their fee, would betray
their best friends. Once more, I warn you against them. But enough;
follow me now to the house, and as you tell me you have exchanged
clothes before now, you can do it again. What say you? I will give you
coat and breeches for your rags.”

Thus generously supplied with clothes and other comforts by the good
knight, and implicitly relying upon the honor of so kind-hearted a man,
Israel cheered up, and in the course of two or three weeks had so
fattened his flanks, that he was able completely to fill Sir John’s old
buckskin breeches, which at first had hung but loosely about him.

He was assigned to an occupation which removed him from the other
workmen. The strawberry bed was put under his sole charge. And often,
of mild, sunny afternoons, the knight, genial and gentle with dinner,
would stroll bare-headed to the pleasant strawberry bed, and have nice
little confidential chats with Israel; while Israel, charmed by the
patriarchal demeanor of this true Abrahamic gentleman, with a smile on
his lip, and tears of gratitude in his eyes, offered him, from time to
time, the plumpest berries of the bed.

When the strawberry season was over, other parts of the grounds were
assigned him. And so six months elapsed, when, at the recommendation of
Sir John, Israel procured a good berth in the garden of the Princess
Amelia.

So completely now had recent events metamorphosed him in all outward
things, that few suspected him of being any other than an Englishman.
Not even the knight’s domestics. But in the princess’s garden, being
obliged to work in company with many other laborers, the war was often
a topic of discussion among them. And “the d—d Yankee rebels” were not
seldom the object of scurrilous remark. Illy could the exile brook in
silence such insults upon the country for which he had bled, and for
whose honored sake he was that very instant a sufferer. More than once,
his indignation came very nigh getting the better of his prudence. He
longed for the war to end, that he might but speak a little bit of his
mind.

Now the superintendent of the garden was a harsh, overbearing man. The
workmen with tame servility endured his worst affronts. But Israel,
bred among mountains, found it impossible to restrain himself when made
the undeserved object of pitiless epithets. Ere two months went by, he
quitted the service of the princess, and engaged himself to a farmer in
a small village not far from Brentford. But hardly had he been here
three weeks, when a rumor again got afloat that he was a Yankee
prisoner of war. Whence this report arose he could never discover. No
sooner did it reach the ears of the soldiers, than they were on the
alert. Luckily, Israel was apprised of their intentions in time. But he
was hard pushed. He was hunted after with a perseverance worthy a less
ignoble cause. He had many hairbreadth escapes. Most assuredly he would
have been captured, had it not been for the secret good offices of a
few individuals, who, perhaps, were not unfriendly to the American side
of the question, though they durst not avow it.

Tracked one night by the soldiers to the house of one of these friends,
in whose garret he was concealed, he was obliged to force the skuttle,
and running along the roof, passed to those of adjoining houses to the
number of ten or twelve, finally succeeding in making his escape.




CHAPTER V.
ISRAEL IN THE LION’S DEN.


Harassed day and night, hunted from food and sleep, driven from hole to
hole like a fox in the woods, with no chance to earn an hour’s wages,
he was at last advised by one whose sincerity he could not doubt, to
apply, on the good word of Sir John Millet, for a berth as laborer in
the King’s Gardens at Kew. There, it was said, he would be entirely
safe, as no soldier durst approach those premises to molest any soul
therein employed. It struck the poor exile as curious, that the very
den of the British lion, the private grounds of the British King,
should be commended to a refugee as his securest asylum.

His nativity carefully concealed, and being personally introduced to
the chief gardener by one who well knew him; armed, too, with a line
from Sir John, and recommended by his introducer as uncommonly expert
at horticulture; Israel was soon installed as keeper of certain less
private plants and walks of the park.

It was here, to one of his near country retreats, that, coming from
perplexities of state—leaving far behind him the dingy old bricks of
St. James—George the Third was wont to walk up and down beneath the
long arbors formed by the interlockings of lofty trees.

More than once, raking the gravel, Israel through intervening foliage
would catch peeps in some private but parallel walk, of that lonely
figure, not more shadowy with overhanging leaves than with the shade of
royal meditations.

Unauthorized and abhorrent thoughts will sometimes invade the best
human heart. Seeing the monarch unguarded before him; remembering that
the war was imputed more to the self-will of the King than to the
willingness of parliament or the nation; and calling to mind all his
own sufferings growing out of that war, with all the calamities of his
country; dim impulses, such as those to which the regicide Ravaillae
yielded, would shoot balefully across the soul of the exile. But
thrusting Satan behind him, Israel vanquished all such temptations. Nor
did these ever more disturb him, after his one chance conversation with
the monarch.

As he was one day gravelling a little by-walk, wrapped in thought, the
King turning a clump of bushes, suddenly brushed Israel’s person.

Immediately Israel touched his hat—but did not remove it—bowed, and was
retiring; when something in his air arrested the King’s attention.

“You ain’t an Englishman,—no Englishman—no, no.”

Pale as death, Israel tried to answer something; but knowing not what
to say, stood frozen to the ground.

“You are a Yankee—a Yankee,” said the King again in his rapid and
half-stammering way.

Again Israel assayed to reply, but could not. What could he say? Could
he lie to a King?

“Yes, yes,—you are one of that stubborn race,—that very stubborn race.
What brought you here?”

“The fate of war, sir.”

“May it please your Majesty,” said a low cringing voice, approaching,
“this man is in the walk against orders. There is some mistake, may it
please your Majesty. Quit the walk, blockhead,” he hissed at Israel.

It was one of the junior gardeners who thus spoke. It seems that Israel
had mistaken his directions that morning.

“Slink, you dog,” hissed the gardener again to Israel; then aloud to
the King, “A mistake of the man, I assure your Majesty.”

“Go you away—away with ye, and leave him with me,” said the king.

Waiting a moment, till the man was out of hearing, the king again
turned upon Israel.

“Were you at Bunker Hill?—that bloody Bunker Hill—eh, eh?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Fought like a devil—like a very devil, I suppose?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Helped flog—helped flog my soldiers?”

“Yes, sir; but very sorry to do it.”

“Eh?—eh?—how’s that?”

“I took it to be my sad duty, sir.”

“Very much mistaken—very much mistaken, indeed. Why do ye sir me?—eh?
I’m your king—your king.”

“Sir,” said Israel firmly, but with deep respect, “I have no king.”

The king darted his eye incensedly for a moment; but without quailing,
Israel, now that all was out, still stood with mute respect before him.
The king, turning suddenly, walked rapidly away from Israel a moment,
but presently returning with a less hasty pace, said, “You are rumored
to be a spy—a spy, or something of that sort—ain’t you? But I know you
are not—no, no. You are a runaway prisoner of war, eh? You have sought
this place to be safe from pursuit, eh? eh? Is it not so?—eh? eh? eh?”

“Sir, it is.”

“Well, ye’re an honest rebel—rebel, yes, rebel. Hark ye, hark. Say
nothing of this talk to any one. And hark again. So long as you remain
here at Kew, I shall see that you are safe—safe.”

“God bless your Majesty!”

“Eh?”

“God bless your noble Majesty?”

“Come—come—come,” smiled the king in delight, “I thought I could
conquer ye—conquer ye.”

“Not the king, but the king’s kindness, your Majesty.”

“Join my army—army.”

Sadly looking down, Israel silently shook his head.

“You won’t? Well, gravel the walk then—gravel away. Very stubborn
race—very stubborn race, indeed—very—very—very.”

And still growling, the magnanimous lion departed. How the monarch came
by his knowledge of so humble an exile, whether through that swift
insight into individual character said to form one of the miraculous
qualities transmitted with a crown, or whether some of the rumors
prevailing outside of the garden had come to his ear, Israel could
never determine. Very probably, though, the latter was the case,
inasmuch as some vague shadowy report of Israel not being an
Englishman, had, a little previous to his interview with the king, been
communicated to several of the inferior gardeners. Without any
impeachment of Israel’s fealty to his country, it must still be
narrated, that from this his familiar audience with George the Third,
he went away with very favorable views of that monarch. Israel now
thought that it could not be the warm heart of the king, but the cold
heads of his lords in council, that persuaded him so tyrannically to
persecute America. Yet hitherto the precise contrary of this had been
Israel’s opinion, agreeably to the popular prejudice throughout New
England.

Thus we see what strange and powerful magic resides in a crown, and how
subtly that cheap and easy magnanimity, which in private belongs to
most kings, may operate on good-natured and unfortunate souls. Indeed,
had it not been for the peculiar disinterested fidelity of our
adventurer’s patriotism, he would have soon sported the red coat; and
perhaps under the immediate patronage of his royal friend, been
advanced in time to no mean rank in the army of Britain. Nor in that
case would we have had to follow him, as at last we shall, through
long, long years of obscure and penurious wandering.

Continuing in the service of the king’s gardeners at Kew, until a
season came when the work of the garden required a less number of
laborers, Israel, with several others, was discharged; and the day
after, engaged himself for a few months to a farmer in the neighborhood
where he had been last employed. But hardly a week had gone by, when
the old story of his being a rebel, or a runaway prisoner, or a Yankee,
or a spy, began to be revived with added malignity. Like bloodhounds,
the soldiers were once more on the track. The houses where he harbored
were many times searched; but thanks to the fidelity of a few earnest
well-wishers, and to his own unsleeping vigilance and activity, the
hunted fox still continued to elude apprehension. To such extremities
of harassment, however, did this incessant pursuit subject him, that in
a fit of despair he was about to surrender himself, and submit to his
fate, when Providence seasonably interposed in his favor.




CHAPTER VI.
ISRAEL MAKES THE ACQUAINTANCE OF CERTAIN SECRET FRIENDS OF AMERICA, ONE
OF THEM BEING THE FAMOUS AUTHOR OF THE “DIVERSIONS OF PURLEY,” THESE
DESPATCH HIM ON A SLY ERRAND ACROSS THE CHANNEL.


At this period, though made the victims indeed of British oppression,
yet the colonies were not totally without friends in Britain. It was
but natural that when Parliament itself held patriotic and gifted men,
who not only recommended conciliatory measures, but likewise denounced
the war as monstrous; it was but natural that throughout the nation at
large there should be many private individuals cherishing similar
sentiments, and some who made no scruple clandestinely to act upon
them.

Late one night while hiding in a farmer’s granary, Israel saw a man
with a lantern approaching. He was about to flee, when the man hailed
him in a well-known voice, bidding him have no fear. It was the farmer
himself. He carried a message to Israel from a gentleman of Brentford,
to the effect, that the refugee was earnestly requested to repair on
the following evening to that gentleman’s mansion.

At first, Israel was disposed to surmise that either the farmer was
playing him false, or else his honest credulity had been imposed upon
by evil-minded persons. At any rate, he regarded the message as a
decoy, and for half an hour refused to credit its sincerity. But at
length he was induced to think a little better of it. The gentleman
giving the invitation was one Squire Woodcock, of Brentford, whose
loyalty to the king had been under suspicion; so at least the farmer
averred. This latter information was not without its effect.

At nightfall on the following day, being disguised in strange clothes
by the farmer, Israel stole from his retreat, and after a few hours’
walk, arrived before the ancient brick house of the Squire; who opening
the door in person, and learning who it was that stood there, at once
assured Israel in the most solemn manner, that no foul play was
intended. So the wanderer suffered himself to enter, and be conducted
to a private chamber in the rear of the mansion, where were seated two
other gentlemen, attired, in the manner of that age, in long laced
coats, with small-clothes, and shoes with silver buckles.

“I am John Woodcock,” said the host, “and these gentlemen are Horne
Tooke and James Bridges. All three of us are friends to America. We
have heard of you for some weeks past, and inferring from your conduct,
that you must be a Yankee of the true blue stamp, we have resolved to
employ you in a way which you cannot but gladly approve; for surely,
though an exile, you are still willing to serve your country; if not as
a sailor or soldier, yet as a traveller?”

“Tell me how I may do it?” demanded Israel, not completely at ease.

“At that in good time,” smiled the Squire. “The point is now—do you
repose confidence in my statements?”

Israel glanced inquiringly upon the Squire; then upon his companions;
and meeting the expressive, enthusiastic, candid countenance of Horne
Tooke—then in the first honest ardor of his political career—turned to
the Squire, and said, “Sir, I believe what you have said. Tell me now
what I am to do.”

“Oh, there is just nothing to be done to-night,” said the Squire; “nor
for some days to come perhaps, but we wanted to have you prepared.”

And hereupon he hinted to his guest rather vaguely of his general
intention; and that over, begged him to entertain them with some
account of his adventures since he first took up arms for his country.
To this Israel had no objections in the world, since all men love to
tell the tale of hardships endured in a righteous cause. But ere
beginning his story, the Squire refreshed him with some cold beef, laid
in a snowy napkin, and a glass of Perry, and thrice during the
narration of the adventures, pressed him with additional draughts.

But after his second glass, Israel declined to drink more, mild as the
beverage was. For he noticed, that not only did the three gentlemen
listen with the utmost interest to his story, but likewise interrupted
him with questions and cross-questions in the most pertinacious manner.
So this led him to be on his guard, not being absolutely certain yet,
as to who they might really be, or what was their real design. But as
it turned out, Squire Woodcock and his friends only sought to satisfy
themselves thoroughly, before making their final disclosures, that the
exile was one in whom implicit confidence might be placed.

And to this desirable conclusion they eventually came, for upon the
ending of Israel’s story, after expressing their sympathies for his
hardships, and applauding his generous patriotism in so patiently
enduring adversity, as well as singing the praises of his gallant
fellow-soldiers of Bunker Hill, they openly revealed their scheme. They
wished to know whether Israel would undertake a trip to Paris, to carry
an important message—shortly to be received for transmission through
them—to Doctor Franklin, then in that capital.

“All your expenses shall be paid, not to speak of a compensation
besides,” said the Squire; “will you go?”

“I must think of it,” said Israel, not yet wholly confirmed in his
mind. But once more he cast his glance on Horne Tooke, and his
irresolution was gone.

The Squire now informed Israel that, to avoid suspicions, it would be
necessary for him to remove to another place until the hour at which he
should start for Paris. They enjoined upon him the profoundest secresy,
gave him a guinea, with a letter for a gentleman in White Waltham, a
town some miles from Brentford, which point they begged him to reach as
soon as possible, there to tarry for further instructions.

Having informed him of thus much, Squire Woodcock asked him to hold out
his right foot.

“What for?” said Israel.

“Why, would you not like to have a pair of new boots against your
return?” smiled Home Tooke.

“Oh, yes; no objection at all,” said, Israel.

“Well, then, let the bootmaker measure you,” smiled Horne Tooke.

“Do _you_ do it, Mr. Tooke,” said the Squire; “you measure men’s parts
better than I.”

“Hold out your foot, my good friend,” said Horne Tooke—“there—now let’s
measure your heart.”

“For that, measure me round the chest,” said Israel.

“Just the man we want,” said Mr. Bridges, triumphantly.

“Give him another glass of wine, Squire,” said Horne Tooke.

Exchanging the farmer’s clothes for still another disguise, Israel now
set out immediately, on foot, for his destination, having received
minute directions as to his road, and arriving in White Waltham on the
following morning was very cordially received by the gentleman to whom
he carried the letter. This person, another of the active English
friends of America, possessed a particular knowledge of late events in
that land. To him Israel was indebted for much entertaining
information. After remaining some ten days at this place, word came
from Squire Woodcock, requiring Israel’s immediate return, stating the
hour at which he must arrive at the house, namely, two o’clock on the
following morning. So, after another night’s solitary trudge across the
country, the wanderer was welcomed by the same three gentlemen as
before, seated in the same room.

“The time has now come,” said Squire Woodcock. “You must start this
morning for Paris. Take off your shoes.”

“Am I to steal from here to Paris on my stocking-feet?” said Israel,
whose late easy good living at White Waltham had not failed to bring
out the good-natured and mirthful part of him, even as his prior
experiences had produced, for the most part, something like a contrary
result.

“Oh, no,” smiled Horne Tooke, who always lived well, “we have
seven-league-boots for you. Don’t you remember my measuring you?”

Hereupon going to the closet, the Squire brought out a pair of new
boots. They were fitted with false heels. Unscrewing these, the Squire
showed Israel the papers concealed beneath. They were of a fine tissuey
fibre, and contained much writing in a very small compass. The boots,
it need hardly be said, had been particularly made for the occasion.

“Walk across the room with them,” said the Squire, when Israel had
pulled them on.

“He’ll surely be discovered,” smiled Horne Tooke. “Hark how he creaks.”

“Come, come, it’s too serious a matter for joking,” said the Squire.
“Now, my fine fellow, be cautious, be sober, be vigilant, and above all
things be speedy.”

Being furnished now with all requisite directions, and a supply of
money, Israel, taking leave of Mr. Tooke and Mr. Bridges, was secretly
conducted down stairs by the Squire, and in five minutes’ time was on
his way to Charing Cross in London, where taking the post-coach for
Dover, he thence went in a packet to Calais, and in fifteen minutes
after landing, was being wheeled over French soil towards Paris. He
arrived there in safety, and freely declaring himself an American, the
peculiarly friendly relations of the two nations at that period,
procured him kindly attentions even from strangers.




CHAPTER VII.
AFTER A CURIOUS ADVENTURE UPON THE PONT NEUF, ISRAEL ENTERS THE
PRESENCE OF THE RENOWNED SAGE, DR. FRANKLIN, WHOM HE FINDS RIGHT
LEARNEDLY AND MULTIFARIOUSLY EMPLOYED.


Following the directions given him at the place where the diligence
stopped, Israel was crossing the Pont Neuf, to find Doctor Franklin,
when he was suddenly called to by a man standing on one side of the
bridge, just under the equestrian statue of Henry IV.—The man had a
small, shabby-looking box before him on the ground, with a box of
blacking on one side of it, and several shoe-brushes upon the other.
Holding another brush in his hand, he politely seconded his verbal
invitation by gracefully flourishing the brush in the air.

“What do you want of me, neighbor?” said Israel, pausing in somewhat
uneasy astonishment.

“Ah, Monsieur,” exclaimed the man, and with voluble politeness he ran
on with a long string of French, which of course was all Greek to poor
Israel. But what his language failed to convey, his gestures now made
very plain. Pointing to the wet muddy state of the bridge, splashed by
a recent rain, and then to the feet of the wayfarer, and lastly to the
brush in his hand, he appeared to be deeply regretting that a gentleman
of Israel’s otherwise imposing appearance should be seen abroad with
unpolished boots, offering at the same time to remove their blemishes.

“Ah, Monsieur, Monsieur,” cried the man, at last running up to Israel.
And with tender violence he forced him towards the box, and lifting
this unwilling customer’s right foot thereon, was proceeding vigorously
to work, when suddenly illuminated by a dreadful suspicion, Israel,
fetching the box a terrible kick, took to his false heels and ran like
mad over the bridge.

Incensed that his politeness should receive such an ungracious return,
the man pursued, which but confirming Israel in his suspicions he ran
all the faster, and thanks to his fleetness, soon succeeded in escaping
his pursuer.

Arrived at last at the street and the house to which he had been
directed, in reply to his summons, the gate very strangely of itself
swung open, and much astonished at this unlooked-for sort of
enchantment, Israel entered a wide vaulted passage leading to an open
court within. While he was wondering that no soul appeared, suddenly he
was hailed from a dark little window, where sat an old man cobbling
shoes, while an old woman standing by his side was thrusting her head
into the passage, intently eyeing the stranger. They proved to be the
porter and portress, the latter of whom, upon hearing his summons, had
invisibly thrust open the gate to Israel, by means of a spring
communicating with the little apartment.

Upon hearing the name of Doctor Franklin mentioned, the old woman, all
alacrity, hurried out of her den, and with much courtesy showed Israel
across the court, up three flights of stairs to a door in the rear of
the spacious building. There she left him while Israel knocked.

“Come in,” said a voice.

And immediately Israel stood in the presence of the venerable Doctor
Franklin.

Wrapped in a rich dressing-gown, a fanciful present from an admiring
Marchesa, curiously embroidered with algebraic figures like a
conjuror’s robe, and with a skull-cap of black satin on his hive of a
head, the man of gravity was seated at a huge claw-footed old table,
round as the zodiac. It was covered with printer papers, files of
documents, rolls of manuscript, stray bits of strange models in wood
and metal, odd-looking pamphlets in various languages, and all sorts of
books, including many presentation-copies, embracing history,
mechanics, diplomacy, agriculture, political economy, metaphysics,
meteorology, and geometry. The walls had a necromantic look, hung round
with barometers of different kinds, drawings of surprising inventions,
wide maps of far countries in the New World, containing vast empty
spaces in the middle, with the word DESERT diffusely printed there, so
as to span five-and-twenty degrees of longitude with only two
syllables,—which printed word, however, bore a vigorous pen-mark, in
the Doctor’s hand, drawn straight through it, as if in summary repeal
of it; crowded topographical and trigonometrical charts of various
parts of Europe; with geometrical diagrams, and endless other
surprising hangings and upholstery of science.

The chamber itself bore evident marks of antiquity. One part of the
rough-finished wall was sadly cracked, and covered with dust, looked
dim and dark. But the aged inmate, though wrinkled as well, looked neat
and hale. Both wall and sage were compounded of like materials,—lime
and dust; both, too, were old; but while the rude earth of the wall had
no painted lustre to shed off all fadings and tarnish, and still keep
fresh without, though with long eld its core decayed: the living lime
and dust of the sage was frescoed with defensive bloom of his soul.

The weather was warm; like some old West India hogshead on the wharf,
the whole chamber buzzed with flies. But the sapient inmate sat still
and cool in the midst. Absorbed in some other world of his occupations
and thoughts, these insects, like daily cark and care, did not seem one
whit to annoy him. It was a goodly sight to see this serene, cool and
ripe old philosopher, who by sharp inquisition of man in the street,
and then long meditating upon him, surrounded by all those queer old
implements, charts and books, had grown at last so wondrous wise. There
he sat, quite motionless among those restless flies; and, with a sound
like the low noon murmur of foliage in the woods, turning over the
leaves of some ancient and tattered folio, with a binding dark and
shaggy as the bark of any old oak. It seemed as if supernatural lore
must needs pertain to this gravely, ruddy personage; at least far
foresight, pleasant wit, and working wisdom. Old age seemed in no wise
to have dulled him, but to have sharpened; just as old dinner-knives—so
they be of good steel—wax keen, spear-pointed, and elastic as
whale-bone with long usage. Yet though he was thus lively and vigorous
to behold, spite of his seventy-two years (his exact date at that time)
somehow, the incredible seniority of an antediluvian seemed his. Not
the years of the calendar wholly, but also the years of sapience. His
white hairs and mild brow, spoke of the future as well as the past. He
seemed to be seven score years old; that is, three score and ten of
prescience added to three score and ten of remembrance, makes just
seven score years in all.

But when Israel stepped within the chamber, he lost the complete effect
of all this; for the sage’s back, not his face, was turned to him.

So, intent on his errand, hurried and heated with his recent run, our
courier entered the room, inadequately impressed, for the time, by
either it or its occupant.

“Bon jour, bon jour, monsieur,” said the man of wisdom, in a cheerful
voice, but too busy to turn round just then.

“How do you do, Doctor Franklin?” said Israel.

“Ah! I smell Indian corn,” said the Doctor, turning round quickly on
his chair. “A countryman; sit down, my good sir. Well, what news?
Special?”

“Wait a minute, sir,” said Israel, stepping across the room towards a
chair.

Now there was no carpet on the floor, which was of dark-colored wood,
set in lozenges, and slippery with wax, after the usual French style.
As Israel walked this slippery floor, his unaccustomed feet slid about
very strangely as if walking on ice, so that he came very near falling.

“’Pears to me you have rather high heels to your boots,” said the grave
man of utility, looking sharply down through his spectacles; “don’t you
know that it’s both wasting leather and endangering your limbs, to wear
such high heels? I have thought, at my first leisure, to write a little
pamphlet against that very abuse. But pray, what are you doing now? Do
your boots pinch you, my friend, that you lift one foot from the floor
that way?”

At this moment, Israel having seated himself, was just putting his
right foot across his left knee.

“How foolish,” continued the wise man, “for a rational creature to wear
tight boots. Had nature intended rational creatures should do so, she
would have made the foot of solid bone, or perhaps of solid iron,
instead of bone, muscle, and flesh,—But,—I see. Hold!”

And springing to his own slippered feet, the venerable sage hurried to
the door and shot-to the bolt. Then drawing the curtain carefully
across the window looking out across the court to various windows on
the opposite side, bade Israel proceed with his operations.

“I was mistaken this time,” added the Doctor, smiling, as Israel
produced his documents from their curious recesses—“your high heels,
instead of being idle vanities, seem to be full of meaning.”

“Pretty full, Doctor,” said Israel, now handing over the papers. “I had
a narrow escape with them just now.”

“How? How’s that?” said the sage, fumbling the papers eagerly.

“Why, crossing the stone bridge there over the _Seen_”—

“_Seine_”—interrupted the Doctor, giving the French
pronunciation.—“Always get a new word right in the first place, my
friend, and you will never get it wrong afterwards.”

“Well, I was crossing the bridge there, and who should hail me, but a
suspicious-looking man, who, under pretence of seeking to polish my
boots, wanted slyly to unscrew their heels, and so steal all these
precious papers I’ve brought you.”

“My good friend,” said the man of gravity, glancing scrutinizingly upon
his guest, “have you not in your time, undergone what they call hard
times? Been set upon, and persecuted, and very illy entreated by some
of your fellow-creatures?”

“That I have, Doctor; yes, indeed.”

“I thought so. Sad usage has made you sadly suspicious, my honest
friend. An indiscriminate distrust of human nature is the worst
consequence of a miserable condition, whether brought about by
innocence or guilt. And though want of suspicion more than want of
sense, sometimes leads a man into harm, yet too much suspicion is as
bad as too little sense. The man you met, my friend, most probably had
no artful intention; he knew just nothing about you or your heels; he
simply wanted to earn two sous by brushing your boots. Those
blacking-men regularly station themselves on the bridge.”

“How sorry I am then that I knocked over his box, and then ran away.
But he didn’t catch me.”

“How? surely, my honest friend, you—appointed to the conveyance of
important secret dispatches—did not act so imprudently as to kick over
an innocent man’s box in the public streets of the capital, to which
you had been especially sent?”

“Yes, I did, Doctor.”

“Never act so unwisely again. If the police had got hold of you, think
of what might have ensued.”

“Well, it was not very wise of me, that’s a fact, Doctor. But, you see,
I thought he meant mischief.”

“And because you only thought he _meant_ mischief, _you_ must
straightway proceed to _do_ mischief. That’s poor logic. But think over
what I have told you now, while I look over these papers.”

In half an hour’s time, the Doctor, laying down the documents, again
turned towards Israel, and removing his spectacles very placidly,
proceeded in the kindest and most familiar manner to read him a
paternal detailed lesson upon the ill-advised act he had been guilty
of, upon the Pont Neuf; concluding by taking out his purse, and putting
three small silver coins into Israel’s hands, charging him to seek out
the man that very day, and make both apology and restitution for his
unlucky mistake.

“All of us, my honest friend,” continued the Doctor, “are subject to
making mistakes; so that the chief art of life, is to learn how best to
remedy mistakes. Now one remedy for mistakes is honesty. So pay the man
for the damage done to his box. And now, who are you, my friend? My
correspondents here mention your name—Israel Potter—and say you are an
American, an escaped prisoner of war, but nothing further. I want to
hear your story from your own lips.”

Israel immediately began, and related to the Doctor all his adventures
up to the present time.

“I suppose,” said the Doctor, upon Israel’s concluding, “that you
desire to return to your friends across the sea?”

“That I do, Doctor,” said Israel.

“Well, I think I shall be able to procure you a passage.”

Israel’s eyes sparkled with delight. The mild sage noticed it, and
added: “But events in these times are uncertain. At the prospect of
pleasure never be elated; but, without depression, respect the omens of
ill. So much my life has taught me, my honest friend.”

Israel felt as though a plum-pudding had been thrust under his
nostrils, and then as rapidly withdrawn.

“I think it is probable that in two or three days I shall want you to
return with some papers to the persons who sent you to me. In that case
you will have to come here once more, and then, my good friend, we will
see what can be done towards getting you safely home again.”

Israel was pouring out torrents of thanks when the Doctor interrupted
him.

“Gratitude, my friend, cannot be too much towards God, but towards man,
it should be limited. No man can possibly so serve his fellow, as to
merit unbounded gratitude. Over gratitude in the helped person, is apt
to breed vanity or arrogance in the helping one. Now in assisting you
to get home—if indeed I shall prove able to do so—I shall be simply
doing part of my official duty as agent of our common country. So you
owe me just nothing at all, but the sum of these coins I put in your
hand just now. But that, instead of repaying to me hereafter, you can,
when you get home, give to the first soldier’s widow you meet. Don’t
forget it, for it is a debt, a pecuniary liability, owing to me. It
will be about a quarter of a dollar, in the Yankee currency. A quarter
of a dollar, mind. My honest friend, in pecuniary matters always be
exact as a second-hand; never mind with whom it is, father or stranger,
peasant or king, be exact to a tick of your honor.”

“Well, Doctor,” said Israel, “since exactness in these matters is so
necessary, let me pay back my debt in the very coins in which it was
loaned. There will be no chance of mistake then. Thanks to my Brentford
friends, I have enough to spare of my own, to settle damages with the
boot-black of the bridge. I only took the money from you, because I
thought it would not look well to push it back after being so kindly
offered.”

“My honest friend,” said the Doctor, “I like your straightforward
dealing. I will receive back the money.”

“No interest, Doctor, I hope,” said Israel.

The sage looked mildly over his spectacles upon Israel and replied: “My
good friend, never permit yourself to be jocose upon pecuniary matters.
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. The affair
between us two, you perhaps deem very trivial, but trifles may involve
momentous principles. But no more at present. You had better go
immediately and find the boot-black. Having settled with him, return
hither, and you will find a room ready for you near this, where you
will stay during your sojourn in Paris.”

“But I thought I would like to have a little look round the town,
before I go back to England,” said Israel.

“Business before pleasure, my friend. You must absolutely remain in
your room, just as if you were my prisoner, until you quit Paris for
Calais. Not knowing now at what instant I shall want you to start, your
keeping to your room is indispensable. But when you come back from
Brentford again, then, if nothing happens, you will have a chance to
survey this celebrated capital ere taking ship for America. Now go
directly, and pay the boot-black. Stop, have you the exact change
ready? Don’t be taking out all your money in the open street.”

“Doctor,” said Israel, “I am not so simple.”

“But you knocked over the box.”

“That, Doctor, was bravery.”

“Bravery in a poor cause, is the height of simplicity, my friend.—Count
out your change. It must be French coin, not English, that you are to
pay the man with.—Ah, that will do—those three coins will be enough.
Put them in a pocket separate from your other cash. Now go, and hasten
to the bridge.”

“Shall I stop to take a meal anywhere, Doctor, as I return? I saw
several cookshops as I came hither.”

“Cafes and restaurants, they are called here, my honest friend. Tell
me, are you the possessor of a liberal fortune?”

“Not very liberal,” said Israel.

“I thought as much. Where little wine is drunk, it is good to dine out
occasionally at a friend’s; but where a poor man dines out at his own
charge, it is bad policy. Never dine out that way, when you can dine
in. Do not stop on the way at all, my honest friend, but come directly
back hither, and you shall dine at home, free of cost, with me.”

“Thank you very kindly, Doctor.”

And Israel departed for the Pont Neuf. Succeeding in his errand
thither, he returned to Dr. Franklin, and found that worthy envoy
waiting his attendance at a meal, which, according to the Doctor’s
custom, had been sent from a neighboring restaurant. There were two
covers; and without attendance the host and guest sat down. There was
only one principal dish, lamb boiled with green peas. Bread and
potatoes made up the rest. A decanter-like bottle of uncolored glass,
filled with some uncolored beverage, stood at the venerable envoy’s
elbow.

“Let me fill your glass,” said the sage.

“It’s white wine, ain’t it?” said Israel.

“White wine of the very oldest brand; I drink your health in it, my
honest friend.”

“Why, it’s plain water,” said Israel, now tasting it.

“Plain water is a very good drink for plain men,” replied the wise man.

“Yes,” said Israel, “but Squire Woodcock gave me perry, and the other
gentleman at White Waltham gave me port, and some other friends have
given me brandy.”

“Very good, my honest friend; if you like perry and port and brandy,
wait till you get back to Squire Woodcock, and the gentleman at White
Waltham, and the other friends, and you shall drink perry and port and
brandy. But while you are with me, you will drink plain water.”

“So it seems, Doctor.”

“What do you suppose a glass of port costs?”

“About three pence English, Doctor.”

“That must be poor port. But how much good bread will three pence
English purchase?”

“Three penny rolls, Doctor.”

“How many glasses of port do you suppose a man may drink at a meal?”

“The gentleman at White Waltham drank a bottle at a dinner.”

“A bottle contains just thirteen glasses—that’s thirty-nine pence,
supposing it poor wine. If something of the best, which is the only
sort any sane man should drink, as being the least poisonous, it would
be quadruple that sum, which is one hundred and fifty-six pence, which
is seventy-eight two-penny loaves. Now, do you not think that for one
man to swallow down seventy-two two-penny rolls at one meal is rather
extravagant business?”

“But he drank a bottle of wine; he did not eat seventy-two two-penny
rolls, Doctor.”

“He drank the money worth of seventy-two loaves, which is drinking the
loaves themselves; for money is bread.”

“But he has plenty of money to spare, Doctor.”

“To have to spare, is to have to give away. Does the gentleman give
much away?”

“Not that I know of, Doctor.”

“Then he thinks he has nothing to spare; and thinking he has nothing to
spare, and yet prodigally drinking down his money as he does every day,
it seems to me that that gentleman stands self- contradicted, and
therefore is no good example for plain sensible folks like you and me
to follow. My honest friend, if you are poor, avoid wine as a costly
luxury; if you are rich, shun it as a fatal indulgence. Stick to plain
water. And now, my good friend, if you are through with your meal, we
will rise. There is no pastry coming. Pastry is poisoned bread. Never
eat pastry. Be a plain man, and stick to plain things. Now, my friend,
I shall have to be private until nine o’clock in the evening, when I
shall be again at your service. Meantime you may go to your room. I
have ordered the one next to this to be prepared for you. But you must
not be idle. Here is Poor Richard’s Almanac, which, in view of our late
conversation, I commend to your earnest perusal. And here, too, is a
Guide to Paris, an English one, which you can read. Study it well, so
that when you come back from England, if you should then have an
opportunity to travel about Paris, to see its wonders, you will have
all the chief places made historically familiar to you. In this world,
men must provide knowledge before it is wanted, just as our countrymen
in New England get in their winter’s fuel one season, to serve them the
next.”

So saying, this homely sage, and household Plato, showed his humble
guest to the door, and standing in the hall, pointed out to him the one
which opened into his allotted apartment.




CHAPTER VIII.
WHICH HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT DR. FRANKLIN AND THE LATIN QUARTER.


The first, both in point of time and merit, of American envoys was
famous not less for the pastoral simplicity of his manners than for the
politic grace of his mind. Viewed from a certain point, there was a
touch of primeval orientalness in Benjamin Franklin. Neither is there
wanting something like his Scriptural parallel. The history of the
patriarch Jacob is interesting not less from the unselfish devotion
which we are bound to ascribe to him, than from the deep worldly wisdom
and polished Italian tact, gleaming under an air of Arcadian
unaffectedness. The diplomatist and the shepherd are blended; a union
not without warrant; the apostolic serpent and dove. A tanned
Machiavelli in tents.

Doubtless, too, notwithstanding his eminence as lord of the moving
manor, Jacob’s raiment was of homespun; the economic envoy’s plain coat
and hose, who has not heard of?

Franklin all over is of a piece. He dressed his person as his periods;
neat, trim, nothing superfluous, nothing deficient. In some of his
works his style is only surpassed by the unimprovable sentences of
Hobbes of Malmsbury, the paragon of perspicuity. The mental habits of
Hobbes and Franklin in several points, especially in one of some
moment, assimilated. Indeed, making due allowance for soil and era,
history presents few trios more akin, upon the whole, than Jacob,
Hobbes, and Franklin; three labyrinth-minded, but plain-spoken
Broadbrims, at once politicians and philosophers; keen observers of the
main chance; prudent courtiers; practical magians in linsey-woolsey.

In keeping with his general habitudes, Doctor Franklin while at the
French Court did not reside in the aristocratical faubourgs. He deemed
his worsted hose and scientific tastes more adapted in a domestic way
to the other side of the Seine, where the Latin Quarter, at once the
haunt of erudition and economy, seemed peculiarly to invite the
philosophical Poor Richard to its venerable retreats. Here, of gray,
chilly, drizzly November mornings, in the dark-stoned quadrangle of the
time-honored Sorbonne, walked the lean and slippered
metaphysician,—oblivious for the moment that his sublime thoughts and
tattered wardrobe were famous throughout Europe,—meditating on the
theme of his next lecture; at the same time, in the well-worn chambers
overhead, some clayey-visaged chemist in ragged robe-de-chambre, and
with a soiled green flap over his left eye, was hard at work stooping
over retorts and crucibles, discovering new antipathies in acids, again
risking strange explosions similar to that whereby he had already lost
the use of one optic; while in the lofty lodging-houses of the
neighboring streets, indigent young students from all parts of France,
were ironing their shabby cocked hats, or inking the whity seams of
their small-clothes, prior to a promenade with their pink-ribboned
little grisettes in the Garden of the Luxembourg.

Long ago the haunt of rank, the Latin Quarter still retains many old
buildings whose imposing architecture singularly contrasts with the
unassuming habits of their present occupants. In some parts its general
air is dreary and dim; monastic and theurgic. In those lonely narrow
ways—long-drawn prospectives of desertion—lined with huge piles of
silent, vaulted, old iron-grated buildings of dark gray stone, one
almost expects to encounter Paracelsus or Friar Bacon turning the next
corner, with some awful vial of Black-Art elixir in his hand.

But all the lodging-houses are not so grim. Not to speak of many of
comparatively modern erection, the others of the better class, however
stern in exterior, evince a feminine gayety of taste, more or less, in
their furnishings within. The embellishing, or softening, or screening
hand of woman is to be seen all over the interiors of this metropolis..
Like Augustus Caesar with respect to Rome, the Frenchwoman leaves her
obvious mark on Paris. Like the hand in nature, you know it can be none
else but hers. Yet sometimes she overdoes it, as nature in the peony;
or underdoes it, as nature in the bramble; or—what is still more
frequent—is a little slatternly about it, as nature in the pig-weed.

In this congenial vicinity of the Latin Quarter, and in an ancient
building something like those alluded to, at a point midway between the
Palais des Beaux Arts and the College of the Sorbonne, the venerable
American Envoy pitched his tent when not passing his time at his
country retreat at Passy. The frugality of his manner of life did not
lose him the good opinion even of the voluptuaries of the showiest of
capitals, whose very iron railings are not free from gilt. Franklin was
not less a lady’s man, than a man’s man, a wise man, and an old man.
Not only did he enjoy the homage of the choicest Parisian literati, but
at the age of seventy-two he was the caressed favorite of the highest
born beauties of the Court; who through blind fashion having been
originally attracted to him as a famous _savan_, were permanently
retained as his admirers by his Plato-like graciousness of good humor.
Having carefully weighed the world, Franklin could act any part in it.
By nature turned to knowledge, his mind was often grave, but never
serious. At times he had seriousness—extreme seriousness—for others,
but never for himself. Tranquillity was to him instead of it. This
philosophical levity of tranquillity, so to speak, is shown in his easy
variety of pursuits. Printer, postmaster, almanac maker, essayist,
chemist, orator, tinker, statesman, humorist, philosopher, parlor man,
political economist, professor of housewifery, ambassador, projector,
maxim-monger, herb-doctor, wit:—Jack of all trades, master of each and
mastered by none—the type and genius of his land. Franklin was
everything but a poet. But since a soul with many qualities, forming of
itself a sort of handy index and pocket congress of all humanity, needs
the contact of just as many different men, or subjects, in order to the
exhibition of its totality; hence very little indeed of the sage’s
multifariousness will be portrayed in a simple narrative like the
present. This casual private intercourse with Israel, but served to
manifest him in his far lesser lights; thrifty, domestic, dietarian,
and, it may be, didactically waggish. There was much benevolent irony,
innocent mischievousness, in the wise man. Seeking here to depict him
in his less exalted habitudes, the narrator feels more as if he were
playing with one of the sage’s worsted hose, than reverentially
handling the honored hat which once oracularly sat upon his brow.

So, then, in the Latin Quarter lived Doctor Franklin. And accordingly
in the Latin Quarter tarried Israel for the time. And it was into a
room of a house in this same Latin Quarter that Israel had been
directed when the sage had requested privacy for a while.




CHAPTER IX.
ISRAEL IS INITIATED INTO THE MYSTERIES OF LODGING-HOUSES IN THE LATIN
QUARTER.


Closing the door upon himself, Israel advanced to the middle of the
chamber, and looked curiously round him.

A dark tessellated floor, but without a rug; two mahogany chairs, with
embroidered seats, rather the worse for wear; one mahogany bed, with a
gay but tarnished counterpane; a marble wash-stand, cracked, with a
china vessel of water, minus the handle. The apartment was very large;
this part of the house, which was a very extensive one, embracing the
four sides of a quadrangle, having, in a former age, been the hotel of
a nobleman. The magnitude of the chamber made its stinted furniture
look meagre enough.

But in Israel’s eyes, the marble mantel (a comparatively recent
addition) and its appurtenances, not only redeemed the rest, but looked
quite magnificent and hospitable in the extreme. Because, in the first
place, the mantel was graced with an enormous old-fashioned square
mirror, of heavy plate glass, set fast, like a tablet, into the wall.
And in this mirror was genially reflected the following delicate
articles:—first, two boquets of flowers inserted in pretty vases of
porcelain; second, one cake of white soap; third, one cake of
rose-colored soap (both cakes very fragrant); fourth, one wax candle;
fifth, one china tinder-box; sixth, one bottle of Eau de Cologne;
seventh, one paper of loaf sugar, nicely broken into sugar-bowl size;
eighth, one silver teaspoon; ninth, one glass tumbler; tenth, one glass
decanter of cool pure water; eleventh, one sealed bottle containing a
richly hued liquid, and marked “Otard.”

“I wonder now what O-t-a-r-d is?” soliloquised Israel, slowly spelling
the word. “I have a good mind to step in and ask Dr. Franklin. He knows
everything. Let me smell it. No, it’s sealed; smell is locked in. Those
are pretty flowers. Let’s smell them: no smell again. Ah, I see—sort of
flowers in women’s bonnets—sort of calico flowers. Beautiful soap. This
smells anyhow—regular soap-roses—a white rose and a red one. That
long-necked bottle there looks like a crane. I wonder what’s in that?
Hallo! E-a-u—d-e—C-o-l-o-g-n-e. I wonder if Dr. Franklin understands
that? It looks like his white wine. This is nice sugar. Let’s taste.
Yes, this is very nice sugar, sweet as—yes, it’s sweet as sugar; better
than maple sugar, such as they make at home. But I’m crunching it too
loud, the Doctor will hear me. But here’s a teaspoon. What’s this for?
There’s no tea, nor tea-cup; but here’s a tumbler, and here’s drinking
water. Let me see. Seems to me, putting this and that and the other
thing together, it’s a sort of alphabet that spells something. Spoon,
tumbler, water, sugar,—brandy—that’s it. O-t-a-r-d is brandy. Who put
these things here? What does it all mean? Don’t put sugar here for
show, don’t put a spoon here for ornament, nor a jug of water. There is
only one meaning to it, and that is a very polite invitation from some
invisible person to help myself, if I like, to a glass of brandy and
sugar, and if I don’t like, let it alone. That’s my reading. I have a
good mind to ask Doctor Franklin about it, though, for there’s just a
chance I may be mistaken, and these things here be some other person’s
private property, not at all meant for me to help myself from. Cologne,
what’s that—never mind. Soap: soap’s to wash with. I want to use soap,
anyway. Let me see—no, there’s no soap on the wash-stand. I see, soap
is not given gratis here in Paris, to boarders. But if you want it,
take it from the marble, and it will be charged in the bill. If you
don’t want it let it alone, and no charge. Well, that’s fair, anyway.
But then to a man who could not afford to use soap, such beautiful
cakes as these lying before his eyes all the time, would be a strong
temptation. And now that I think of it, the O-t-a-r-d looks rather
tempting too. But if I don’t like it now, I can let it alone. I’ve a
good mind to try it. But it’s sealed. I wonder now if I am right in my
understanding of this alphabet? Who knows? I’ll venture one little sip,
anyhow. Come, cork. Hark!”

There was a rapid knock at the door.

Clapping down the bottle, Israel said, “Come in.”

It was the man of wisdom.

“My honest friend,” said the Doctor, stepping with venerable briskness
into the room, “I was so busy during your visit to the Pont Neuf, that
I did not have time to see that your room was all right. I merely gave
the order, and heard that it had been fulfilled. But it just occurred
to me, that as the landladies of Paris have some curious customs which
might puzzle an entire stranger, my presence here for a moment might
explain any little obscurity. Yes, it is as I thought,” glancing
towards the mantel.

“Oh, Doctor, that reminds me; what is O-t-a-r-d, pray?”

“Otard is poison.”

“Shocking.”

“Yes, and I think I had best remove it from the room forthwith,”
replied the sage, in a business-like manner putting the bottle under
his arm; “I hope you never use Cologne, do you?”

“What—what is that, Doctor?”

“I see. You never heard of the senseless luxury—a wise ignorance. You
smelt flowers upon your mountains. You won’t want this, either;” and
the Cologne bottle was put under the other arm. “Candle—you’ll want
that. Soap—you want soap. Use the white cake.”

“Is that cheaper, Doctor?”

“Yes, but just as good as the other. You don’t ever munch sugar, do
you? It’s bad for the teeth. I’ll take the sugar.” So the paper of
sugar was likewise dropped into one of the capacious coat pockets.

“Oh, you better take the whole furniture, Doctor Franklin. Here, I’ll
help you drag out the bedstead.” “My honest friend,” said the wise man,
pausing solemnly, with the two bottles, like swimmer’s bladders, under
his arm-pits; “my honest friend, the bedstead you will want; what I
propose to remove you will not want.”

“Oh, I was only joking, Doctor.”

“I knew that. It’s a bad habit, except at the proper time, and with the
proper person. The things left on the mantel were there placed by the
landlady to be used if wanted; if not, to be left untouched. To-morrow
morning, upon the chambermaid’s coming in to make your bed, all such
articles as remained obviously untouched would have been removed, the
rest would have been charged in the bill, whether you used them up
completely or not.”

“Just as I thought. Then why not let the bottles stay, Doctor, and save
yourself all this trouble?”

“Ah! why indeed. My honest friend, are you not my guest? It were
unhandsome in me to permit a third person superfluously to entertain
you under what, for the time being, is my own roof.”

These words came from the wise man in the most graciously bland and
flowing tones. As he ended, he made a sort of conciliatory half bow
towards Israel.

Charmed with his condescending affability, Israel, without another
word, suffered him to march from the room, bottles and all. Not till
the first impression of the venerable envoy’s suavity had left him, did
Israel begin to surmise the mild superiority of successful strategy
which lurked beneath this highly ingratiating air.

“Ah,” pondered Israel, sitting gloomily before the rifled mantel, with
the empty tumbler and teaspoon in his hand, “it’s sad business to have
a Doctor Franklin lodging in the next room. I wonder if he sees to all
the boarders this way. How the O-t-a-r-d merchants must hate him, and
the pastry-cooks too. I wish I had a good pie to pass the time. I
wonder if they ever make pumpkin pies in Paris? So I’ve got to stay in
this room all the time. Somehow I’m bound to be a prisoner, one way or
another. Never mind, I’m an ambassador; that’s satisfaction. Hark! The
Doctor again.—Come in.”

No venerable doctor, but in tripped a young French lass, bloom on her
cheek, pink ribbons in her cap, liveliness in all her air, grace in the
very tips of her elbows. The most bewitching little chambermaid in
Paris. All art, but the picture of artlessness.

“Monsieur! pardon!”

“Oh, I pardon ye freely,” said Israel. “Come to call on the
Ambassador?”

“Monsieur, is de—de—” but, breaking down at the very threshold in her
English, she poured out a long ribbon of sparkling French, the purpose
of which was to convey a profusion of fine compliments to the stranger,
with many tender inquiries as to whether he was comfortably roomed, and
whether there might not be something, however trifling, wanting to his
complete accommodation. But Israel understood nothing, at the time, but
the exceeding grace, and trim, bewitching figure of the girl.

She stood eyeing him for a few moments more, with a look of pretty
theatrical despair, and, after vaguely lingering a while, with another
shower of incomprehensible compliments and apologies, tripped like a
fairy from the chamber. Directly she was gone Israel pondered upon a
singular glance of the girl. It seemed to him that he had, by his
reception, in some way, unaccountably disappointed his beautiful
visitor. It struck him very strangely that she had entered all
sweetness and friendliness, but had retired as if slighted, with a sort
of disdainful and sarcastic levity, all the more stinging from its
apparent politeness.

Not long had she disappeared, when a noise in the passage apprised him
that, in her hurried retreat, the girl must have stumbled against
something. The next moment he heard a chair scraping in the adjacent
apartment, and there was another knock at the door.

It was the man of wisdom this time.

“My honest friend, did you not have a visitor, just now?”

“Yes, Doctor, a very pretty girl called upon me.”

“Well, I just stopped in to tell you of another strange custom of
Paris. That girl is the chambermaid, but she does not confine herself
altogether to one vocation. You must beware of the chambermaids of
Paris, my honest friend. Shall I tell the girl, from you, that,
unwilling to give her the fatigue of going up and down so many flights
of stairs, you will for the future waive her visits of ceremony?”

“Why, Doctor Franklin, she is a very sweet little girl.”

“I know it, my honest friend; the sweeter the more dangerous. Arsenic
is sweeter than sugar. I know you are a very sensible young man, not to
be taken in by an artful Ammonite, and so I think I had better convey
your message to the girl forthwith.”

So saying, the sage withdrew, leaving Israel once more gloomily seated
before the rifled mantel, whose mirror was not again to reflect the
form of the charming chambermaid.

“Every time he comes in he robs me,” soliloquised Israel, dolefully;
“with an air all the time, too, as if he were making me presents. If he
thinks me such a very sensible young man, why not let me take care of
myself?”

It was growing dusk, and Israel, lighting the wax candle, proceeded to
read in his Guide-book.

“This is poor sight-seeing,” muttered he at last, “sitting here all by
myself, with no company but an empty tumbler, reading about the fine
things in Paris, and I myself a prisoner in Paris. I wish something
extraordinary would turn up now; for instance, a man come in and give
me ten thousand pounds. But here’s ‘Poor Richard;’ I am a poor fellow
myself; so let’s see what comfort he has for a comrade.”

Opening the little pamphlet, at random, Israel’s eyes fell on the
following passages: he read them aloud—

“‘_So what signifies waiting and hoping for better times? We may make
these times better, if we bestir ourselves. Industry need not wish, and
he that lives upon hope will die fasting, as Poor Richard says. There
are no gains, without pains. Then help hands, for I have no lands, as
Poor Richard says._’ Oh, confound all this wisdom! It’s a sort of
insulting to talk wisdom to a man like me. It’s wisdom that’s cheap,
and it’s fortune that’s dear. That ain’t in Poor Richard; but it ought
to be,” concluded Israel, suddenly slamming down the pamphlet.

He walked across the room, looked at the artificial flowers, and the
rose-colored soap, and again went to the table and took up the two
books.

“So here is the ‘Way to Wealth,’ and here is the ‘Guide to Paris.’
Wonder now whether Paris lies on the Way to Wealth? if so, I am on the
road. More likely though, it’s a parting-of-the-ways. I shouldn’t be
surprised if the Doctor meant something sly by putting these two books
in my hand. Somehow, the old gentleman has an amazing sly look—a sort
of wild slyness—about him, seems to me. His wisdom seems a sort of sly,
too. But all in honor, though. I rather think he’s one of those old
gentlemen who say a vast deal of sense, but hint a world more. Depend
upon it, he’s sly, sly, sly. Ah, what’s this Poor Richard says: ‘God
helps them that help themselves:’ Let’s consider that. Poor Richard
ain’t a Dunker, that’s certain, though he has lived in Pennsylvania.
‘God helps them that help themselves.’ I’ll just mark that saw, and
leave the pamphlet open to refer to it again—Ah!”

At this point, the Doctor knocked, summoning Israel to his own
apartment. Here, after a cup of weak tea, and a little toast, the two
had a long, familiar talk together; during which, Israel was delighted
with the unpretending talkativeness, serene insight, and benign
amiability of the sage. But, for all this, he could hardly forgive him
for the Cologne and Otard depredations.

Discovering that, in early life, Israel had been employed on a farm,
the man of wisdom at length turned the conversation in that direction;
among other things, mentioning to his guest a plan of his (the
Doctor’s) for yoking oxen, with a yoke to go by a spring instead of a
bolt; thus greatly facilitating the operation of hitching on the team
to the cart. Israel was very much struck with the improvement; and
thought that, if he were home, upon his mountains, he would immediately
introduce it among the farmers.




CHAPTER X.
ANOTHER ADVENTURER APPEARS UPON THE SCENE.


About half-past ten o’clock, as they were thus conversing, Israel’s
acquaintance, the pretty chambermaid, rapped at the door, saying, with
a titter, that a very rude gentleman in the passage of the court,
desired to see Doctor Franklin.

“A very rude gentleman?” repeated the wise man in French, narrowly
looking at the girl; “that means, a very fine gentleman who has just
paid you some energetic compliment. But let him come up, my girl,” he
added patriarchially.

In a few moments, a swift coquettish step was heard, followed, as if in
chase, by a sharp and manly one. The door opened. Israel was sitting so
that, accidentally, his eye pierced the crevice made by the opening of
the door, which, like a theatrical screen, stood for a moment between
Doctor Franklin and the just entering visitor. And behind that screen,
through the crack, Israel caught one momentary glimpse of a little bit
of by-play between the pretty chambermaid and the stranger. The
vivacious nymph appeared to have affectedly run from him on the
stairs—doubtless in freakish return for some liberal advances—but had
suffered herself to be overtaken at last ere too late; and on the
instant Israel caught sight of her, was with an insincere air of rosy
resentment, receiving a roguish pinch on the arm, and a still more
roguish salute on the cheek.

The next instant both disappeared from the range of the crevice; the
girl departing whence she had come; the stranger—transiently invisible
as he advanced behind the door—entering the room. When Israel now
perceived him again, he seemed, while momentarily hidden, to have
undergone a complete transformation.

He was a rather small, elastic, swarthy man, with an aspect as of a
disinherited Indian Chief in European clothes. An unvanquishable
enthusiasm, intensified to perfect sobriety, couched in his savage,
self-possessed eye. He was elegantly and somewhat extravagantly dressed
as a civilian; he carried himself with a rustic, barbaric jauntiness,
strangely dashed with a superinduced touch of the Parisian _salon_. His
tawny cheek, like a date, spoke of the tropic, A wonderful atmosphere
of proud friendlessness and scornful isolation invested him. Yet there
was a bit of the poet as well as the outlaw in him, too. A cool
solemnity of intrepidity sat on his lip. He looked like one who of
purpose sought out harm’s way. He looked like one who never had been,
and never would be, a subordinate.

Israel thought to himself that seldom before had he seen such a being.
Though dressed à-la-mode, he did not seem to be altogether civilized.

So absorbed was our adventurer by the person of the stranger, that a
few moments passed ere he began to be aware of the circumstance, that
Dr. Franklin and this new visitor having saluted as old acquaintances,
were now sitting in earnest conversation together.

“Do as you please; but I will not bide a suitor much longer,” said the
stranger in bitterness. “Congress gave me to understand that, upon my
arrival here, I should be given immediate command of the _Indien_; and
now, for no earthly reason that I can see, you Commissioners have
presented her, fresh from the stocks at Amsterdam, to the King of
France, and not to me. What does the King of France with such a
frigate? And what can I _not_ do with her? Give me back the “Indien,”
and in less than one month, you shall hear glorious or fatal news of
Paul Jones.”

“Come, come, Captain,” said Doctor Franklin, soothingly, “tell me now,
what would you do with her, if you had her?”

“I would teach the British that Paul Jones, though born in Britain, is
no subject to the British King, but an untrammelled citizen and sailor
of the universe; and I would teach them, too, that if they ruthlessly
ravage the American coasts, their own coasts are vulnerable as New
Holland’s. Give me the _Indien_, and I will rain down on wicked England
like fire on Sodom.”

These words of bravado were not spoken in the tone of a bravo, but a
prophet. Erect upon his chair, like an Iroquois, the speaker’s look was
like that of an unflickering torch.

His air seemed slightly to disturb the old sage’s philosophic repose,
who, while not seeking to disguise his admiration of the unmistakable
spirit of the man, seemed but illy to relish his apparent measureless
boasting.

As if both to change the subject a little, as well as put his visitor
in better mood—though indeed it might have been but covertly to play
with his enthusiasm—the man of wisdom now drew his chair confidentially
nearer to the stranger’s, and putting one hand in a very friendly,
conciliatory way upon his visitor’s knee, and rubbing it gently to and
fro there, much as a lion-tamer might soothingly manipulate the
aggravated king of beasts, said in a winning manner:—“Never mind at
present, Captain, about the ‘_Indien_’ affair. Let that sleep a moment.
See now, the Jersey privateers do us a great deal of mischief by
intercepting our supplies. It has been mentioned to me, that if you had
a small vessel—say, even your present ship, the ‘Amphitrite,’—then, by
your singular bravery, you might render great service, by following
those privateers where larger ships durst not venture their bottoms;
or, if but supported by some frigates from Brest at a proper distance,
might draw them out, so that the larger vessels could capture them.”

“Decoy-duck to French frigates!—Very dignified office, truly!” hissed
Paul in a fiery rage. “Doctor Franklin, whatever Paul Jones does for
the cause of America, it must be done through unlimited orders: a
separate, supreme command; no leader and no counsellor but himself.
Have I not already by my services on the American coast shown that I am
well worthy all this? Why then do you seek to degrade me below my
previous level? I will mount, not sink. I live but for honor and glory.
Give me, then, something honorable and glorious to do, and something
famous to do it with. Give me the _Indien_”

The man of wisdom slowly shook his head. “Everything is lost through
this shillyshallying timidity, called prudence,” cried Paul Jones,
starting to his feet; “to be effectual, war should be carried on like a
monsoon, one changeless determination of every particle towards the one
unalterable aim. But in vacillating councils, statesmen idle about like
the cats’-paws in calms. My God, why was I not born a Czar!”

“A Nor’wester, rather. Come, come, Captain,” added the sage, “sit down,
we have a third person present, you see,” pointing towards Israel, who
sat rapt at the volcanic spirit of the stranger.

Paul slightly started, and turned inquiringly upon Israel, who, equally
owing to Paul’s own earnestness of discourse and Israel’s motionless
bearing, had thus far remained undiscovered.

“Never fear, Captain,” said the sage, “this man is true blue, a secret
courier, and an American born. He is an escaped prisoner of war.”

“Ah, captured in a ship?” asked Paul eagerly; “what ship? None of mine!
Paul Jones never was captured.”

“No, sir, in the brigantine Washington, out of Boston,” replied Israel;
“we were cruising to cut off supplies to the English.”

“Did your shipmates talk much of me?” demanded Paul, with a look as of
a parading Sioux demanding homage to his gewgaws; “what did they say of
Paul Jones?”

“I never heard the name before this evening,” said Israel.

“What? Ah—brigantine Washington—let me see; that was before I had
outwitted the Soleby frigate, fought the Milford, and captured the
Mellish and the rest off Louisbergh. You were long before the news, my
lad,” he added, with a sort of compassionate air.

“Our friend here gave you a rather blunt answer,” said the wise man,
sagely mischievous, and addressing Paul.

“Yes. And I like him for it. My man, will you go a cruise with Paul
Jones? You fellows so blunt with the tongue, are apt to be sharp with
the steel. Come, my lad, return with me to Brest. I go in a few days.”

Fired by the contagious spirit of Paul, Israel, forgetting all about
his previous desire to reach home, sparkled with response to the
summons. But Doctor Franklin interrupted him.

“Our friend here,” said he to the Captain, “is at present engaged for
very different duty.”

Much other conversation followed, during which Paul Jones again and
again expressed his impatience at being unemployed, and his resolution
to accept of no employ unless it gave him supreme authority; while in
answer to all this Dr. Franklin, not uninfluenced by the uncompromising
spirit of his guest, and well knowing that however unpleasant a trait
in conversation, or in the transaction of civil affairs, yet in war
this very quality was invaluable, as projectiles and combustibles,
finally assured Paul, after many complimentary remarks, that he would
immediately exert himself to the utmost to procure for him some
enterprise which should come up to his merits.

“Thank you for your frankness,” said Paul; “frank myself, I love to
deal with a frank man. You, Doctor Franklin, are true and deep, and so
you are frank.”

The sage sedately smiled, a queer incredulity just lurking in the
corner of his mouth.

“But how about our little scheme for new modelling ships-of-war?” said
the Doctor, shifting the subject; “it will be a great thing for our
infant navy, if we succeed. Since our last conversation on that
subject, Captain, at odds and ends of time, I have thought over the
matter, and have begun a little skeleton of the thing here, which I
will show you. Whenever one has a new idea of anything mechanical, it
is best to clothe it with a body as soon as possible. For you can’t
improve so well on ideas as you can on bodies.”

With that, going to a little drawer, he produced a small basket, filled
with a curious looking unfinished frame-work of wood, and several bits
of wood unattached. It looked like a nursery basket containing broken
odds and ends of playthings.

“Now look here, Captain, though the thing is but begun at present, yet
there is enough to show that _one_ idea at least of yours is not
feasible.”

Paul was all attention, as if having unbounded confidence in whatever
the sage might suggest, while Israel looked on quite as interested as
either, his heart swelling with the thought of being privy to the
consultations of two such men; consultations, too, having ultimate
reference to such momentous affairs as the freeing of nations.

“If,” continued the Doctor, taking up some of the loose bits and piling
them along on one side of the top of the frame, “if the better to
shelter your crew in an engagement, you construct your rail in the
manner proposed—as thus—then, by the excessive weight of the timber,
you will too much interfere with the ship’s centre of gravity. You will
have that too high.”

“Ballast in the hold in proportion,” said Paul.

“Then you will sink the whole hull too low. But here, to have less
smoke in time of battle, especially on the lower decks, you proposed a
new sort of hatchway. But that won’t do. See here now, I have invented
certain ventilating pipes, they are to traverse the vessel thus”—laying
some toilette pins along—“the current of air to enter here and be
discharged there. What do you think of that? But now about the main
things—fast sailing driving little to leeward, and drawing little
water. Look now at this keel. I whittled it only night before last,
just before going to bed. Do you see now how—”

At this crisis, a knock was heard at the door, and the chambermaid
reappeared, announcing that two gentlemen were that moment crossing the
court below to see Doctor Franklin.

“The Duke de Chartres, and Count D’Estang,” said the Doctor; “they
appointed for last night, but did not come. Captain, this has something
indirectly to do with your affair. Through the Duke, Count D’Estang has
spoken to the King about the secret expedition, the design of which you
first threw out. Call early to-morrow, and I will inform you of the
result.”

With his tawny hand Paul pulled out his watch, a small, richly-jewelled
lady’s watch.

“It is so late, I will stay here to-night,” he said; “is there a
convenient room?”

“Quick,” said the Doctor, “it might be ill-advised of you to be seen
with me just now. Our friend here will let you share his chamber.
Quick, Israel, and show the Captain thither.”

As the door closed upon them in Israel’s apartment, Doctor Franklin’s
door closed upon the Duke and the Count. Leaving the latter to their
discussion of profound plans for the timely befriending of the American
cause, and the crippling of the power of England on the seas, let us
pass the night with Paul Jones and Israel in the neighboring room.




CHAPTER XI.
PAUL JONES IN A REVERIE.


“‘God helps them that help themselves.’ That’s a clincher. That’s been
my experience. But I never saw it in words before. What pamphlet is
this? ‘Poor Richard,’ hey!”

Upon entering Israel’s room, Captain Paul, stepping towards the table
and spying the open pamphlet there, had taken it up, his eye being
immediately attracted to the passage previously marked by our
adventurer.

“A rare old gentleman is ‘Poor Richard,’” said Israel in response to
Paul’s observations.

“So he seems, so he seems,” answered Paul, his eye still running over
the pamphlet again; “why, ‘Poor Richard’ reads very much as Doctor
Franklin speaks.”

“He wrote it,” said Israel.

“Aye? Good. So it is, so it is; it’s the wise man all over. I must get
me a copy of this and wear it around my neck for a charm. And now about
our quarters for the night. I am not going to deprive you of your bed,
my man. Do you go to bed and I will doze in the chair here. It’s good
dozing in the crosstrees.”

“Why not sleep together?” said Israel; “see, it is a big bed. Or
perhaps you don’t fancy your bed-fellow. Captain?”

“When, before the mast, I first sailed out of Whitehaven to Norway,”
said Paul, coolly, “I had for hammock-mate a full-blooded Congo. We had
a white blanket spread in our hammock. Every time I turned in I found
the Congo’s black wool worked in with the white worsted. By the end of
the voyage the blanket was of a pepper-and-salt look, like an old man’s
turning head. So it’s not because I am notional at all, but because I
don’t care to, my lad. Turn in and go to sleep. Let the lamp burn. I’ll
see to it. There, go to sleep.”

Complying with what seemed as much a command as a request, Israel,
though in bed, could not fall into slumber for thinking of the little
circumstance that this strange swarthy man, flaming with wild
enterprises, sat in full suit in the chair. He felt an uneasy misgiving
sensation, as if he had retired, not only without covering up the fire,
but leaving it fiercely burning with spitting fagots of hemlock.

But his natural complaisance induced him at least to feign himself
asleep; whereupon. Paul, laying down “Poor Richard,” rose from his
chair, and, withdrawing his boots, began walking rapidly but
noiselessly to and fro, in his stockings, in the spacious room, wrapped
in Indian meditations. Israel furtively eyed him from beneath the
coverlid, and was anew struck by his aspect, now that Paul thought
himself unwatched. Stern relentless purposes, to be pursued to the
points of adverse bayonets and the muzzles of hostile cannon, were
expressed in the now rigid lines of his brow. His ruffled right hand
was clutched by his side, as if grasping a cutlass. He paced the room
as if advancing upon a fortification. Meantime a confused buzz of
discussion came from the neighboring chamber. All else was profound
midnight tranquillity. Presently, passing the large mirror over the
mantel, Paul caught a glimpse of his person. He paused, grimly
regarding it, while a dash of pleased coxcombry seemed to mingle with
the otherwise savage satisfaction expressed in his face. But the latter
predominated. Soon, rolling up his sleeve, with a queer wild smile,
Paul lifted his right arm, and stood thus for an interval, eyeing its
image in the glass. From where he lay, Israel could not see that side
of the arm presented to the mirror, but he saw its reflection, and
started at perceiving there, framed in the carved and gilded wood,
certain large intertwisted ciphers covering the whole inside of the
arm, so far as exposed, with mysterious tattooings. The design was
wholly unlike the fanciful figures of anchors, hearts, and cables,
sometimes decorating small portions of seamen’s bodies. It was a sort
of tattooing such as is seen only on thoroughbred savages—deep blue,
elaborate, labyrinthine, cabalistic. Israel remembered having beheld,
on one of his early voyages, something similar on the arm of a New
Zealand warrior, once met, fresh from battle, in his native village. He
concluded that on some similar early voyage Paul must have undergone
the manipulations of some pagan artist. Covering his arm again with his
laced coat-sleeve, Paul glanced ironically at the hand of the same arm,
now again half muffled in ruffles, and ornamented with several Parisian
rings. He then resumed his walking with a prowling air, like one
haunting an ambuscade; while a gleam of the consciousness of possessing
a character as yet un-fathomed, and hidden power to back unsuspected
projects, irradiated his cold white brow, which, owing to the shade of
his hat in equatorial climates, had been left surmounting his swarthy
face, like the snow topping the Andes.

So at midnight, the heart of the metropolis of modern civilization was
secretly trod by this jaunty barbarian in broadcloth; a sort of
prophetical ghost, glimmering in anticipation upon the advent of those
tragic scenes of the French Revolution which levelled the exquisite
refinement of Paris with the bloodthirsty ferocity of Borneo; showing
that broaches and finger-rings, not less than nose-rings and tattooing,
are tokens of the primeval savageness which ever slumbers in human
kind, civilized or uncivilized.

Israel slept not a wink that night. The troubled spirit of Paul paced
the chamber till morning; when, copiously bathing himself at the
wash-stand, Paul looked care-free and fresh as a daybreak hawk. After a
closeted consultation with Doctor Franklin, he left the place with a
light and dandified air, switching his gold-headed cane, and throwing a
passing arm round all the pretty chambermaids he encountered, kissing
them resoundingly, as if saluting a frigate. All barbarians are rakes.




CHAPTER XII.
RECROSSING THE CHANNEL, ISRAEL RETURNS TO THE SQUIRE’S ABODE—HIS
ADVENTURES THERE.


On the third day, as Israel was walking to and fro in his room, having
removed his courier’s boots, for fear of disturbing the Doctor, a quick
sharp rap at the door announced the American envoy. The man of wisdom
entered, with two small wads of paper in one hand, and several crackers
and a bit of cheese in the other. There was such an eloquent air of
instantaneous dispatch about him, that Israel involuntarily sprang to
his boots, and, with two vigorous jerks, hauled them on, and then
seizing his hat, like any bird, stood poised for his flight across the
channel.

“Well done, my honest friend,” said the Doctor; “you have the papers in
your heel, I suppose.”

“Ah,” exclaimed Israel, perceiving the mild irony; and in an instant
his boots were off again; when, without another word, the Doctor took
one boot, and Israel the other, and forthwith both parties proceeded to
secrete the documents.

“I think I could improve the design,” said the sage, as,
notwithstanding his haste, he critically eyed the screwing apparatus of
the boot. “The vacancy should have been in the standing part of the
heel, not in the lid. It should go with a spring, too, for better
dispatch. I’ll draw up a paper on false heels one of these days, and
send it to a private reading at the Institute. But no time for it now.
My honest friend, it is now half past ten o’clock. At half past eleven
the diligence starts from the Place-du-Carrousel for Calais. Make all
haste till you arrive at Brentford. I have a little provender here for
you to eat in the diligence, as you will not have time for a regular
meal. A day-and-night courier should never be without a cracker in his
pocket. You will probably leave Brentford in a day or two after your
arrival there. Be wary, now, my good friend; heed well, that, if you
are caught with these papers on British ground, you will involve both
yourself and our Brentford friends in fatal calamities. Kick no man’s
box, never mind whose, in the way. Mind your own box. You can’t be too
cautious, but don’t be too suspicious. God bless you, my honest friend.
Go!”

And, flinging the door open for his exit, the Doctor saw Israel dart
into the entry, vigorously spring down the stairs, and disappear with
all celerity across the court into the vaulted way.

The man of wisdom stood mildly motionless a moment, with a look of
sagacious, humane meditation on his face, as if pondering upon the
chances of the important enterprise: one which, perhaps, might in the
sequel affect the weal or woe of nations yet to come. Then suddenly
clapping his hand to his capacious coat-pocket, dragged out a bit of
cork with some hen’s feathers, and hurrying to his room, took out his
knife, and proceeded to whittle away at a shuttlecock of an original
scientific construction, which at some prior time he had promised to
send to the young Duchess D’Abrantes that very afternoon.

Safely reaching Calais, at night, Israel stepped almost from the
diligence into the packet, and, in a few moments, was cutting the
water. As on the diligence he took an outside and plebeian seat, so,
with the same secret motive of preserving unsuspected the character
assumed, he took a deck passage in the packet. It coming on to rain
violently, he stole down into the forecastle, dimly lit by a solitary
swinging lamp, where were two men industriously smoking, and filling
the narrow hole with soporific vapors. These induced strange drowsiness
in Israel, and he pondered how best he might indulge it, for a time,
without imperilling the precious documents in his custody.

But this pondering in such soporific vapors had the effect of those
mathematical devices whereby restless people cipher themselves to
sleep. His languid head fell to his breast. In another moment, he
drooped half-lengthwise upon a chest, his legs outstretched before him.

Presently he was awakened by some intermeddlement with his feet.
Starting to his elbow, he saw one of the two men in the act of slyly
slipping off his right boot, while the left one, already removed, lay
on the floor, all ready against the rascal’s retreat Had it not been
for the lesson learned on the Pont Neuf, Israel would instantly have
inferred that his secret mission was known, and the operator some
designed diplomatic knave or other, hired by the British Cabinet, thus
to lie in wait for him, fume him into slumber with tobacco, and then
rifle him of his momentous dispatches. But as it was, he recalled
Doctor Franklin’s prudent admonitions against the indulgence of
premature suspicions.

“Sir,” said Israel very civilly, “I will thank you for that boot which
lies on the floor, and, if you please, you can let the other stay where
it is.”

“Excuse me,” said the rascal, an accomplished, self-possessed
practitioner in his thievish art; “I thought your boots might be
pinching you, and only wished to ease you a little.”

“Much obliged to ye for your kindness, sir,” said Israel; “but they
don’t pinch me at all. I suppose, though, you think they wouldn’t pinch
_you_ either; your foot looks rather small. Were you going to try ’em
on, just to see how they fitted?”

“No,” said the fellow, with sanctimonious seriousness; “but with your
permission I should like to try them on, when we get to Dover. I
couldn’t try them well walking on this tipsy craft’s deck, you know.”

“No,” answered Israel, “and the beach at Dover ain’t very smooth
either. I guess, upon second thought, you had better not try ’em on at
all. Besides, I am a simple sort of a soul—eccentric they call me—and
don’t like my boots to go out of my sight. Ha! ha!”

“What are you laughing at?” said the fellow testily.

“Odd idea! I was just looking at those sad old patched boots there on
your feet, and thinking to myself what leaky fire-buckets they would be
to pass up a ladder on a burning building. It would hardly be fair now
to swop my new boots for those old fire-buckets, would it?”

“By plunko!” cried the fellow, willing now by a bold stroke to change
the subject, which was growing slightly annoying; “by plunko, I believe
we are getting nigh Dover. Let’s see.”

And so saying, he sprang up the ladder to the deck. Upon Israel
following, he found the little craft half becalmed, rolling on short
swells almost in the exact middle of the channel. It was just before
the break of the morning; the air clear and fine; the heavens spangled
with moistly twinkling stars. The French and English coasts lay
distinctly visible in the strange starlight, the white cliffs of Dover
resembling a long gabled block of marble houses. Both shores showed a
long straight row of lamps. Israel seemed standing in the middle of the
crossing of some wide stately street in London. Presently a breeze
sprang up, and ere long our adventurer disembarked at his destined
port, and directly posted on for Brentford.

The following afternoon, having gained unobserved admittance into the
house, according to preconcerted signals, he was sitting in Squire
Woodcock’s closet, pulling off his boots and delivering his dispatches.

Having looked over the compressed tissuey sheets, and read a line
particularly addressed to himself, the Squire, turning round upon
Israel, congratulated him upon his successful mission, placed some
refreshment before him, and apprised him that, owing to certain
suspicious symptoms in the neighborhood, he (Israel) must now remain
concealed in the house for a day or two, till an answer should be ready
for Paris.

It was a venerable mansion, as was somewhere previously stated, of a
wide and rambling disorderly spaciousness, built, for the most part, of
weather-stained old bricks, in the goodly style called Elizabethan. As
without, it was all dark russet bricks, so within, it was nothing but
tawny oak panels.

“Now, my good fellow,” said the Squire, “my wife has a number of
guests, who wander from room to room, having the freedom of the house.
So I shall have to put you very snugly away, to guard against any
chance of discovery.”

So saying, first locking the door, he touched a spring nigh the open
fire-place, whereupon one of the black sooty stone jambs of the chimney
started ajar, just like the marble gate of a tomb. Inserting one leg of
the heavy tongs in the crack, the Squire pried this cavernous gate wide
open.

“Why, Squire Woodcock, what is the matter with your chimney?” said
Israel.

“Quick, go in.”

“Am I to sweep the chimney?” demanded Israel; “I didn’t engage for
that.”

“Pooh, pooh, this is your hiding-place. Come, move in.”

“But where does it go to, Squire Woodcock? I don’t like the looks of
it.”

“Follow me. I’ll show you.”

Pushing his florid corpulence into the mysterious aperture, the elderly
Squire led the way up steep stairs of stone, hardly two feet in width,
till they reached a little closet, or rather cell, built into the
massive main wall of the mansion, and ventilated and dimly lit by two
little sloping slits, ingeniously concealed without, by their forming
the sculptured mouths of two griffins cut in a great stone tablet
decorating that external part of the dwelling. A mattress lay rolled up
in one corner, with a jug of water, a flask of wine, and a wooden
trencher containing cold roast beef and bread.

“And I am to be buried alive here?” said Israel, ruefully looking
round.

“But your resurrection will soon be at hand,” smiled the Squire; “two
days at the furthest.”

“Though to be sure I was a sort of prisoner in Paris, just as I seem
about to be made here,” said Israel, “yet Doctor Franklin put me in a
better jug than this, Squire Woodcock. It was set out with boquets and
a mirror, and other fine things. Besides, I could step out into the
entry whenever I wanted.”

“Ah, but, my hero, that was in France, and this is in England. There
you were in a friendly country: here you are in the enemy’s. If you
should be discovered in my house, and your connection with me became
known, do you know that it would go very hard with me; very hard
indeed?”

“Then, for your sake, I am willing to stay wherever you think best to
put me,” replied Israel.

“Well, then, you say you want boquets and a mirror. If those articles
will at all help to solace your seclusion, I will bring them to you.”

“They really would be company; the sight of my own face particularly.”

“Stay here, then. I will be back in ten minutes.”

In less than that time, the good old Squire returned, puffing and
panting, with a great bunch of flowers, and a small shaving-glass.

“There,” said he, putting them down; “now keep perfectly quiet; avoid
making any undue noise, and on no account descend the stairs, till I
come for you again.”

“But when will that be?” asked Israel.

“I will try to come twice each day while you are here. But there is no
knowing what may happen. If I should not visit you till I come to
liberate you—on the evening of the second day, or the morning of the
third—you must not be at all surprised, my good fellow. There is plenty
of food-and water to last you. But mind, on no account descend the
stone-stairs till I come for you.”

With that, bidding his guest adieu, he left him.

Israel stood glancing pensively around for a time. By and by, moving
the rolled mattress under the two air-slits, he mounted, to try if
aught were visible beyond. But nothing was to be seen but a very thin
slice of blue sky peeping through the lofty foliage of a great tree
planted near the side-portal of the mansion; an ancient tree, coeval
with the ancient dwelling it guarded.

Sitting down on the Mattress, Israel fell into a reverie.

“Poverty and liberty, or plenty and a prison, seem to be the two horns
of the constant dilemma of my life,” thought he. “Let’s look at the
prisoner.”

And taking up the shaving-glass, he surveyed his lineaments.

“What a pity I didn’t think to ask for razors and soap. I want shaving
very badly. I shaved last in France. How it would pass the time here.
Had I a comb now and a razor, I might shave and curl my hair, and keep
making a continual toilet all through the two days, and look spruce as
a robin when I get out. I’ll ask the Squire for the things this very
night when he drops in. Hark! ain’t that a sort of rumbling in the
wall? I hope there ain’t any oven next door; if so, I shall be scorched
out. Here I am, just like a rat in the wainscot. I wish there was a low
window to look out of. I wonder what Doctor Franklin is doing now, and
Paul Jones? Hark! there’s a bird singing in the leaves. Bell for
dinner, that.”

And for pastime, he applied himself to the beef and bread, and took a
draught of the wine and water.

At last night fell. He was left in utter darkness. No Squire.

After an anxious, sleepless night, he saw two long flecks of pale gray
light slanting into the cell from the slits, like two long spears. He
rose, rolled up his mattress, got upon the roll, and put his mouth to
one of the griffins’ months. He gave a low, just audible whistle,
directing it towards the foliage of the tree. Presently there was a
slight rustling among the leaves, then one solitary chirrup, and in
three minutes a whole chorus of melody burst upon his ear.

“I’ve waked the first bird,” said he to himself, with a smile, “and
he’s waked all the rest. Now then for breakfast. That over, I dare say
the Squire will drop in.”

But the breakfast was over, and the two flecks of pale light had
changed to golden beams, and the golden beams grew less and less
slanting, till they straightened themselves up out of sight altogether.
It was noon, and no Squire.

“He’s gone a-hunting before breakfast, and got belated,” thought
Israel.

The afternoon shadows lengthened. It was sunset; no Squire.

“He must be very busy trying some sheep-stealer in the hall,” mused
Israel. “I hope he won’t forget all about me till to-morrow.”

He waited and listened; and listened and waited.

Another restless night; no sleep; morning came. The second day passed
like the first, and the night. On the third morning the flowers lay
shrunken by his side. Drops of wet oozing through the air- slits, fell
dully on the stone floor. He heard the dreary beatings of the tree’s
leaves against the mouths of the griffins, bedashing them with the
spray of the rain-storm without. At intervals a burst of thunder rolled
over his head, and lightning flashing down through the slits, lit up
the cell with a greenish glare, followed by sharp splashings and
rattlings of the redoubled rain-storm.

“This is the morning of the third day,” murmured Israel to himself; “he
said he would at the furthest come to me on the morning of the third
day. This is it. Patience, he will be here yet. Morning lasts till
noon.”

But, owing to the murkiness of the day, it was very hard to tell when
noon came. Israel refused to credit that noon had come and gone, till
dusk set plainly in. Dreading he knew not what, he found himself buried
in the darkness of still another night. However patient and hopeful
hitherto, fortitude now presently left him. Suddenly, as if some
contagious fever had seized him, he was afflicted with strange
enchantments of misery, undreamed of till now.

He had eaten all the beef, but there was bread and water sufficient to
last, by economy, for two or three days to come. It was not the pang of
hunger then, but a nightmare originating in his mysterious
incarceration, which appalled him. All through the long hours of this
particular night, the sense of being masoned up in the wall, grew, and
grew, and grew upon him, till again and again he lifted himself
convulsively from the floor, as if vast blocks of stone had been laid
on him; as if he had been digging a deep well, and the stonework with
all the excavated earth had caved in upon him, where he burrowed ninety
feet beneath the clover. In the blind tomb of the midnight he stretched
his two arms sideways, and felt as if coffined at not being able to
extend them straight out, on opposite sides, for the narrowness of the
cell. He seated himself against one side of the wall, crosswise with
the cell, and pushed with his feet at the opposite wall. But still
mindful of his promise in this extremity, he uttered no cry. He mutely
raved in the darkness. The delirious sense of the absence of light was
soon added to his other delirium as to the contraction of space. The
lids of his eyes burst with impotent distension. Then he thought the
air itself was getting unbearable. He stood up at the griffin slits,
pressing his lips far into them till he moulded his lips there, to suck
the utmost of the open air possible.

And continually, to heighten his frenzy, there recurred to him again
and again what the Squire had told him as to the origin of the cell. It
seemed that this part of the old house, or rather this wall of it, was
extremely ancient, dating far beyond the era of Elizabeth, having once
formed portion of a religious retreat belonging to the Templars. The
domestic discipline of this order was rigid and merciless in the
extreme. In a side wall of their second storey chapel, horizontal and
on a level with the floor, they had an internal vacancy left, exactly
of the shape and average size of a coffin. In this place, from time to
time, inmates convicted of contumacy were confined; but, strange to
say, not till they were penitent. A small hole, of the girth of one’s
wrist, sunk like a telescope three feet through the masonry into the
cell, served at once for ventilation, and to push through food to the
prisoner. This hole opening into the chapel also enabled the poor
solitaire, as intended, to overhear the religious services at the
altar; and, without being present, take part in the same. It was deemed
a good sign of the state of the sufferer’s soul, if from the gloomy
recesses of the wall was heard the agonized groan of his dismal
response. This was regarded in the light of a penitent wail from the
dead, because the customs of the order ordained that when any inmate
should be first incarcerated in the wall, he should be committed to it
in the presence of all the brethren, the chief reading the burial
service as the live body was sepulchred. Sometimes several weeks
elapsed ere the disentombment, the penitent being then usually found
numb and congealed in all his extremities, like one newly stricken with
paralysis.

This coffin-cell of the Templars had been suffered to remain in the
demolition of the general edifice, to make way for the erection of the
new, in the reign of Queen Elizabeth. It was enlarged somewhat, and
altered, and additionally ventilated, to adapt it for a place of
concealment in times of civil dissension.

With this history ringing in his solitary brain, it may readily be
conceived what Israel’s feelings must have been. Here, in this very
darkness, centuries ago, hearts, human as his, had mildewed in despair;
limbs, robust as his own, had stiffened in immovable torpor.

At length, after what seemed all the prophetic days and years of
Daniel, morning broke. The benevolent light entered the cell, soothing
his frenzy, as if it had been some smiling human face—nay, the Squire
himself, come at last to redeem him from thrall. Soon his dumb ravings
entirely left him, and gradually, with a sane, calm mind, he revolved
all the circumstances of his condition.

He could not be mistaken; something fatal must have befallen his
friend. Israel remembered the Squire’s hinting that in case of the
discovery of his clandestine proceedings it would fare extremely hard
with him, Israel was forced to conclude that this same unhappy
discovery had been made; that owing to some untoward misadventure his
good friend had been carried off a State-prisoner to London; that prior
to his going the Squire had not apprised any member of his household
that he was about to leave behind him a prisoner in the wall; this
seemed evident from the circumstance that, thus far, no soul had
visited that prisoner. It could not be otherwise. Doubtless the Squire,
having no opportunity to converse in private with his relatives or
friends at the moment of his sudden arrest, had been forced to keep his
secret, for the present, for fear of involving Israel in still worse
calamities. But would he leave him to perish piecemeal in the wall? All
surmise was baffled in the unconjecturable possibilities of the case.
But some sort of action must speedily be determined upon. Israel would
not additionally endanger the Squire, but he could not in such
uncertainty consent to perish where he was. He resolved at all hazards
to escape, by stealth and noiselessly, if possible; by violence and
outcry, if indispensable.

Gliding out of the cell, he descended the stone stairs, and stood
before the interior of the jamb. He felt an immovable iron knob, but no
more. He groped about gently for some bolt or spring. When before he
had passed through the passage with his guide, he had omitted to notice
by what precise mechanism the jamb was to be opened from within, or
whether, indeed, it could at all be opened except from without.

He was about giving up the search in despair, after sweeping with his
two hands every spot of the wall-surface around him, when chancing to
turn his whole body a little to one side, he heard a creak, and saw a
thin lance of light. His foot had unconsciously pressed some spring
laid in the floor. The jamb was ajar. Pushing it open, he stood at
liberty, in the Squire’s closet.




CHAPTER XIII.
HIS ESCAPE FROM THE HOUSE, WITH VARIOUS ADVENTURES FOLLOWING.


He started at the funereal aspect of the room, into which, since he
last stood there, undertakers seemed to have stolen. The curtains of
the window were festooned with long weepers of crape. The four corners
of the red cloth on the round table were knotted with crape.

Knowing nothing of these mournful customs of the country, nevertheless,
Israel’s instinct whispered him that Squire Woodcock lived no more on
this earth. At once the whole three days’ mystery was made clear. But
what was now to be done? His friend must have died very suddenly; most
probably struck down in a fit, from which he never more rose. With him
had perished all knowledge of the fact that a stranger was immured in
the mansion. If discovered then, prowling here in the inmost privacies
of a gentleman’s abode, what would befall the wanderer, already not
unsuspected in the neighborhood of some underhand guilt as a fugitive?
If he adhered to the strict truth, what could he offer in his own
defence without convicting himself of acts which, by English tribunals,
would be accounted flagitious crimes? Unless, indeed, by involving the
memory of the deceased Squire Woodcock in his own self acknowledged
proceedings, so ungenerous a charge should result in an abhorrent
refusal to credit his extraordinary tale, whether as referring to
himself or another, and so throw him open to still more grievous
suspicions?

While wrapped in these dispiriting reveries, he heard a step not very
far off in the passage. It seemed approaching. Instantly he flew to the
jamb, which remained unclosed, and disappearing within, drew the stone
after him by the iron knob. Owing to his hurried violence the jamb
closed with a dull, dismal and singular noise. A shriek followed from
within the room. In a panic, Israel fled up the dark stairs, and near
the top, in his eagerness, stumbled and fell back to the last step with
a rolling din, which, reverberated by the arch overhead, smote through
and through the wall, dying away at last indistinctly, like low muffled
thunder among the clefts of deep hills. When raising himself instantly,
not seriously bruised by his fall, Israel instantly listened, the
echoing sounds of his descent were mingled with added shrieks from
within the room. They seemed some nervous female’s, alarmed by what
must have appeared to her supernatural, or at least unaccountable,
noises in the wall. Directly he heard other voices of alarm
undistinguishably commingled, and then they retreated together, and all
again was still.

Recovering from his first amazement, Israel revolved these occurrences.
“No creature now in the house knows of the cell,” thought he. “Some
woman, the housekeeper, perhaps, first entered the room alone. Just as
she entered the jamb closed. The sudden report made her shriek; then,
afterwards, the noise of my fall prolonging itself, added to her
fright, while her repeated shrieks brought every soul in the house to
her, who aghast at seeing her lying in a pale faint, it may be, like a
corpse, in a room hung with crape for a man just dead, they also
shrieked out, and then with blended lamentations they bore the fainting
person away. Now this will follow; no doubt it _has_ followed ere
now:—they believe that the woman saw or heard the spirit of Squire
Woodcock. Since I seem then to understand how all these strange events
have occurred, since I seem to know that they have plain common causes,
I begin to feel cool and calm again. Let me see. Yes. I have it. By
means of the idea of the ghost prevailing among the frightened
household, by that means I will this very night make good my escape. If
I can but lay hands on some of the late Squire’s clothing, if but a
coat and hat of his, I shall be certain to succeed. It is not too early
to begin now. They will hardly come back to the room in a hurry. I will
return to it and see what I can find to serve my purpose. It is the
Squire’s private closet, hence it is not unlikely that here some at
least of his clothing will be found.”

With these, thoughts, he cautiously sprung the iron under foot, peeped
in, and, seeing all clear, boldly re-entered the apartment. He went
straight to a high, narrow door in the opposite wall. The key was in
the lock. Opening the door, there hung several coats, small-clothes,
pairs of silk stockings, and hats of the deceased. With little
difficulty Israel selected from these the complete suit in which he had
last seen his once jovial friend. Carefully closing the door, and
carrying the suit with him, he was returning towards the chimney, when
he saw the Squire’s silver-headed cane leaning against a corner of the
wainscot. Taking this also, he stole back to his cell.

Slipping off his own clothing, he deliberately arrayed himself in the
borrowed raiment, silk small-clothes and all, then put on the cocked
hat, grasped the silver-headed cane in his right hand, and moving his
small shaving-glass slowly up and down before him, so as by piecemeal
to take in his whole figure, felt convinced that he would well pass for
Squire Woodcock’s genuine phantom. But after the first feeling of
self-satisfaction with his anticipated success had left him, it was not
without some superstitious embarrassment that Israel felt himself
encased in a dead man’s broadcloth; nay, in the very coat in which the
deceased had no doubt fallen down in his fit. By degrees he began to
feel almost as unreal and shadowy as the shade whose part he intended
to enact.

Waiting long and anxiously till darkness came, and then till he thought
it was fairly midnight, he stole back into the closet, and standing for
a moment uneasily in the middle of the floor, thinking over all the
risks he might run, he lingered till he felt himself resolute and calm.
Then groping for the door leading into the hall, put his hand on the
knob and turned it. But the door refused to budge. Was it locked? The
key was not in. Turning the knob once more, and holding it so, he
pressed firmly against the door. It did not move. More firmly still,
when suddenly it burst open with a loud crackling report. Being
cramped, it had stuck in the sill. Less than three seconds passed when,
as Israel was groping his way down the long wide hall towards the large
staircase at its opposite end, he heard confused hurrying noises from
the neighboring rooms, and in another instant several persons, mostly
in night-dresses, appeared at their chamber-doors, thrusting out
alarmed faces, lit by a lamp held by one of the number, a rather
elderly lady in widow’s weeds, who by her appearance seemed to have
just risen from a sleepless chair, instead of an oblivious couch.
Israel’s heart beat like a hammer; his face turned like a sheet. But
bracing himself, pulling his hat lower down over his eyes, settling his
head in the collar of his coat, he advanced along the defile of wildly
staring faces. He advanced with a slow and stately step, looked neither
to the right nor the left, but went solemnly forward on his now faintly
illuminated way, sounding his cane on the floor as he passed. The faces
in the doorways curdled his blood by their rooted looks. Glued to the
spot, they seemed incapable of motion. Each one was silent as he
advanced towards him or her, but as he left each individual, one after
another, behind, each in a frenzy shrieked out, “The Squire, the
Squire!” As he passed the lady in the widow’s weeds, she fell senseless
and crosswise before him. But forced to be immutable in his purpose,
Israel, solemnly stepping over her prostrate form, marched deliberately
on.

In a few minutes more he had reached the main door of the mansion, and
withdrawing the chain and bolt, stood in the open air. It was a bright
moonlight night. He struck slowly across the open grounds towards the
sunken fields beyond. When-midway across the grounds, he turned towards
the mansion, and saw three of the front windows filled with white
faces, gazing in terror at the wonderful spectre. Soon descending a
slope, he disappeared from their view.

Presently he came to hilly land in meadow, whose grass having been
lately cut, now lay dotting the slope in cocks; a sinuous line of
creamy vapor meandered through the lowlands at the base of the hill;
while beyond was a dense grove of dwarfish trees, with here and there a
tall tapering dead trunk, peeled of the bark, and overpeering the rest.
The vapor wore the semblance of a deep stream of water, imperfectly
descried; the grove looked like some closely-clustering town on its
banks, lorded over by spires of churches.

The whole scene magically reproduced to our adventurer the aspect of
Bunker Hill, Charles River, and Boston town, on the well-remembered
night of the 16th of June. The same season; the same moon; the same
new-mown hay on the shaven sward; hay which was scraped together during
the night to help pack into the redoubt so hurriedly thrown up.

Acted on as if by enchantment, Israel sat down on one of the cocks, and
gave himself up to reverie. But, worn out by long loss of sleep, his
reveries would have soon merged into slumber’s still wilder dreams, had
he not rallied himself, and departed on his way, fearful of forgetting
himself in an emergency like the present. It now occurred to him that,
well as his disguise had served him in escaping from the mansion of
Squire Woodcock, that disguise might fatally endanger him if he should
be discovered in it abroad. He might pass for a ghost at night, and
among the relations and immediate friends of the gentleman deceased;
but by day, and among indifferent persons, he ran no small risk of
being apprehended for an entry-thief. He bitterly lamented his omission
in not pulling on the Squire’s clothes over his own, so that he might
now have reappeared in his former guise.

As meditating over this difficulty, he was passing along, suddenly he
saw a man in black standing right in his path, about fifty yards
distant, in a field of some growing barley or wheat. The gloomy
stranger was standing stock-still; one outstretched arm, with weird
intimation pointing towards the deceased Squire’s abode. To the
brooding soul of the now desolate Israel, so strange a sight roused a
supernatural suspicion. His conscience morbidly reproaching him for the
terrors he had bred in making his escape from the house, he seemed to
see in the fixed gesture of the stranger something more than humanly
significant. But somewhat of his intrepidity returned; he resolved to
test the apparition. Composing itself to the same deliberate
stateliness with which it had paced the hall, the phantom of Squire
Woodcock firmly, advanced its cane, and marched straight forward
towards the mysterious stranger.

As he neared him, Israel shrunk. The dark coat-sleeve flapped on the
bony skeleton of the unknown arm. The face was lost in a sort of
ghastly blank. It was no living man.

But mechanically continuing his course, Israel drew still nearer and
saw a scarecrow.

Not a little relieved by the discovery, our adventurer paused, more
particularly to survey so deceptive an object, which seemed to have
been constructed on the most efficient principles; probably by some
broken down wax figure costumer. It comprised the complete wardrobe of
a scarecrow, namely: a cocked hat, bunged; tattered coat; old velveteen
breeches; and long worsted stockings, full of holes; all stuffed very
nicely with straw, and skeletoned by a frame-work of poles. There was a
great flapped pocket to the coat—which seemed to have been some
laborer’s—standing invitingly opened. Putting his hands in, Israel drew
out the lid of an old tobacco-box, the broken bowl of a pipe, two rusty
nails, and a few kernels of wheat. This reminded him of the Squire’s
pockets. Trying them, he produced a handsome handkerchief, a
spectacle-case, with a purse containing some silver and gold, amounting
to a little more than five pounds. Such is the difference between the
contents of the pockets of scarecrows and the pockets of well-to-do
squires. Ere donning his present habiliments, Israel had not omitted to
withdraw his own money from his own coat, and put it in the pocket of
his own waistcoat, which he had not exchanged.

Looking upon the scarecrow more attentively, it struck him that,
miserable as its wardrobe was, nevertheless here was a chance for
getting rid of the unsuitable and perilous clothes of the Squire. No
other available opportunity might present itself for a time. Before he
encountered any living creature by daylight, another suit must somehow
be had. His exchange with the old ditcher, after his escape from the
inn near Portsmouth, had familiarized him with the most deplorable of
wardrobes. Well, too, he knew, and had experienced it, that for a man
desirous of avoiding notice, the more wretched the clothes, the better.
For who does not shun the scurvy wretch, Poverty, advancing in battered
hat and lamentable coat?

Without more ado, slipping off the Squire’s raiment, he donned the
scarecrow’s, after carefully shaking out the hay, which, from many
alternate soakings and bakings in rain and sun, had become quite broken
up, and would have been almost dust, were it not for the mildew which
damped it. But sufficient of this wretched old hay remained adhesive to
the inside of the breeches and coat-sleeves, to produce the most
irritating torment.

The grand moral question now came up, what to do with the purse. Would
it be dishonest under the circumstances to appropriate that purse?
Considering the whole matter, and not forgetting that he had not
received from the gentleman deceased the promised reward for his
services as courier, Israel concluded that he might justly use the
money for his own. To which opinion surely no charitable judge will
demur. Besides, what should he do with the purse, if not use it for his
own? It would have been insane to have returned it to the relations.
Such mysterious honesty would have but resulted in his arrest as a
rebel, or rascal. As for the Squire’s clothes, handkerchief, and
spectacle-case, they must be put out of sight with all dispatch. So,
going to a morass not remote, Israel sunk them deep down, and heaped
tufts of the rank sod upon them. Then returning to the field of corn,
sat down under the lee of a rock, about a hundred yards from where the
scarecrow had stood, thinking which way he now had best direct his
steps. But his late ramble coming after so long a deprivation of rest,
soon produced effects not so easy to be shaken off, as when reposing
upon the haycock. He felt less anxious too, since changing his apparel.
So before he was aware, he fell into deep sleep.

When he awoke, the sun was well up in the sky. Looking around he saw a
farm-laborer with a pitchfork coming at a distance into view, whose
steps seemed bent in a direction not far from the spot where he lay.
Immediately it struck our adventurer that this man must be familiar
with the scarecrow; perhaps had himself fashioned it. Should he miss it
then, he might make immediate search, and so discover the thief so
imprudently loitering upon the very field of his operations.

Waiting until the man momentarily disappeared in a little hollow,
Israel ran briskly to the identical spot where the scarecrow had stood,
where, standing stiffly erect, pulling the hat well over his face, and
thrusting out his arm, pointed steadfastly towards the Squire’s abode,
he awaited the event. Soon the man reappeared in sight, and marching
right on, paused not far from Israel, and gave him an one earnest look,
as if it were his daily wont to satisfy that all was right with the
scarecrow. No sooner was the man departed to a reasonable distance,
than, quitting his post, Israel struck across the fields towards
London. But he had not yet quite quitted the field when it occurred to
him to turn round and see if the man was completely out of sight, when,
to his consternation, he saw the man returning towards him, evidently
by his pace and gesture in unmixed amazement. The man must have turned
round to look before Israel had done so. Frozen to the ground, Israel
knew not what to do; but next moment it struck him that this very
motionlessness was the least hazardous plan in such a strait. Thrusting
out his arm again towards the house, once more he stood stock still,
and again awaited the event.

It so happened that this time, in pointing towards the house, Israel
unavoidably pointed towards the advancing man. Hoping that the
strangeness of this coincidence might, by operating on the man’s
superstition, incline him to beat an immediate retreat, Israel kept
cool as he might. But the man proved to be of a braver metal than
anticipated. In passing the spot where the scarecrow had stood, and
perceiving, beyond the possibility of mistake, that by, some
unaccountable agency it had suddenly removed itself to a distance,
instead of being, terrified at this verification of his worst
apprehensions, the man pushed on for Israel, apparently resolved to
sift this mystery to the bottom.

Seeing him now determinately coming, with pitchfork valiantly
presented, Israel, as a last means of practising on the fellow’s fears
of the supernatural, suddenly doubled up both fists, presenting them
savagely towards him at a distance of about twenty paces, at the same
time showing his teeth like a skull’s, and demoniacally rolling his
eyes. The man paused bewildered, looked all round him, looked at the
springing grain, then across at some trees, then up at the sky, and
satisfied at last by those observations that the world at large had not
undergone a miracle in the last fifteen minutes, resolutely resumed his
advance; the pitchfork, like a boarding-pike, now aimed full at the
breast of the object. Seeing all his stratagems vain, Israel now threw
himself into the original attitude of the scarecrow, and once again
stood immovable. Abating his pace by degrees almost to a mere creep,
the man at last came within three feet of him, and, pausing, gazed
amazed into Israel’s eyes. With a stern and terrible expression Israel
resolutely returned the glance, but otherwise remained like a statue,
hoping thus to stare his pursuer out of countenance. At last the man
slowly presented one prong of his fork towards Israel’s left eye.
Nearer and nearer the sharp point came, till no longer capable of
enduring such a test, Israel took to his heels with all speed, his
tattered coat-tails streaming behind him. With inveterate purpose the
man pursued. Darting blindly on, Israel, leaping a gate, suddenly found
himself in a field where some dozen laborers were at work, who
recognizing the scarecrow—an old acquaintance of theirs, as it would
seem—lifted all their hands as the astounding apparition swept by,
followed by the man with the pitchfork. Soon all joined in the chase,
but Israel proved to have better wind and bottom than any. Outstripping
the whole pack he finally shot out of their sight in an extensive park,
heavily timbered in one quarter. He never saw more of these people.

Loitering in the wood till nightfall, he then stole out and made the
best of his way towards the house of that good natured farmer in whose
corn-loft he had received his first message from Squire Woodcock.
Rousing this man up a little before midnight, he informed him somewhat
of his recent adventures, but carefully concealed his having been
employed as a secret courier, together with his escape from Squire
Woodcock’s. All he craved at present was a meal. The meal being over,
Israel offered to buy from the farmer his best suit of clothes, and
displayed the money on the spot.

“Where did you get so much money?” said his entertainer in a tone of
surprise; “your clothes here don’t look as if you had seen prosperous
times since you left me. Why, you look like a scarecrow.”

“That may well be,” replied Israel, very soberly. “But what do you say?
will you sell me your suit?—here’s the cash.”

“I don’t know about it,” said the farmer, in doubt; “let me look at the
money. Ha!—a silk purse come out of a beggars pocket!—Quit the house,
rascal, you’ve turned thief.”

Thinking that he could not swear to his having come by his money with
absolute honesty—since indeed the case was one for the most subtle
casuist—Israel knew not what to reply. This honest confusion confirmed
the farmer, who with many abusive epithets drove him into the road,
telling him that he might thank himself that he did not arrest him on
the spot.

In great dolor at this unhappy repulse, Israel trudged on in the
moonlight some three miles to the house of another friend, who also had
once succored him in extremity. This man proved a very sound sleeper.
Instead of succeeding in rousing him by his knocking, Israel but
succeeded in rousing his wife, a person not of the greatest amiability.
Raising the sash, and seeing so shocking a pauper before her, the woman
upbraided him with shameless impropriety in asking charity at dead of
night, in a dress so improper too. Looking down at his deplorable
velveteens, Israel discovered that his extensive travels had produced a
great rent in one loin of the rotten old breeches, through which a
whitish fragment protruded.

Remedying this oversight as well as he might, he again implored the
woman to wake her husband.

“That I shan’t!” said the woman, morosely. “Quit the premises, or I’ll
throw something on ye.”

With that she brought some earthenware to the window, and would have
fulfilled her threat, had not Israel prudently retreated some paces.
Here he entreated the woman to take mercy on his plight, and since she
would not waken her husband, at least throw to him (Israel) her
husband’s breeches, and he would leave the price of them, with his own
breeches to boot, on the sill of the door.

“You behold how sadly I need them,” said he; “for heaven’s sake
befriend me.”

“Quit the premises!” reiterated the woman.

“The breeches, the breeches! here is the money,” cried Israel, half
furious with anxiety.

“Saucy cur,” cried the woman, somehow misunderstanding him; “do you
cunningly taunt me with _wearing_ the breeches’? begone!”

Once more poor Israel decamped, and made for another friend. But here a
monstrous bull-dog, indignant that the peace of a quiet family should
be disturbed by so outrageous a tatterdemalion, flew at Israel’s
unfortunate coat, whose rotten skirts the brute tore completely off,
leaving the coat razeed to a spencer, which barely came down to the
wearer’s waist. In attempting to drive the monster away, Israel’s hat
fell off, upon which the dog pounced with the utmost fierceness, and
thrusting both paws into it, rammed out the crown and went snuffling
the wreck before him. Recovering the wretched hat, Israel again beat a
retreat, his wardrobe sorely the worse for his visits. Not only was his
coat a mere rag, but his breeches, clawed by the dog, were slashed into
yawning gaps, while his yellow hair waved over the top of the crownless
beaver, like a lonely tuft of heather on the highlands.

In this plight the morning discovered him dubiously skirmishing on the
outskirts of a village.

“Ah! what a true patriot gets for serving his country!” murmured
Israel. But soon thinking a little better of his case, and seeing yet
another house which had once furnished him with an asylum, he made bold
to advance to the door. Luckily he this time met the man himself, just
emerging from bed. At first the farmer did not recognize the fugitive,
but upon another look, seconded by Israel’s plaintive appeal, beckoned
him into the barn, where directly our adventurer told him all he
thought prudent to disclose of his story, ending by once more offering
to negotiate for breeches and coat. Having ere this emptied and thrown
away the purse which had played him so scurvy a trick with the first
farmer, he now produced three crown-pieces.

“Three crown-pieces in your pocket, and no crown to your hat!” said the
farmer.

“But I assure you, my friend,” rejoined Israel, “that a finer hat was
never worn, until that confounded bull-dog ruined it.”

“True,” said the farmer, “I forgot that part of your story. Well, I
have a tolerable coat and breeches which I will sell you for your
money.”

In ten minutes more Israel was equipped in a gray coat of coarse cloth,
not much improved by wear, and breeches to match. For half-a-crown more
he procured a highly respectable looking hat.

“Now, my kind friend,” said Israel, “can you tell me where Horne Tooke
and John Bridges live?”

Our adventurer thought it his best plan to seek out one or other of
those gentlemen, both to report proceedings and learn confirmatory
tidings concerning Squire Woodcock, touching whose fate he did not like
to inquire of others.

“Horne Tooke? What do you want with Horne Tooke,” said the farmer. “He
was Squire Woodcock’s friend, wasn’t he? The poor Squire! Who would
have thought he’d have gone off so suddenly. But apoplexy comes like a
bullet.”

“I was right,” thought Israel to himself. “But where does Horne Tooke
live?” he demanded again.

“He once lived in Brentford, and wore a cassock there. But I hear he’s
sold out his living, and gone in his surplice to study law in Lunnon.”

This was all news to Israel, who, from various amiable remarks he had
heard from Horne Tooke at the Squire’s, little dreamed he was an
ordained clergyman. Yet a good-natured English clergyman translated
Lucian; another, equally good-natured, wrote Tristam Shandy; and a
third, an ill-natured appreciator of good-natured Rabelais, died a
dean; not to speak of others. Thus ingenious and ingenuous are some of
the English clergy.

“You can’t tell me, then, where to find Horne Tooke?” said Israel, in
perplexity.

“You’ll find him, I suppose, in Lunnon.”

“What street and number?”

“Don’t know. Needle in a haystack.”

“Where does Mr. Bridges live?”

“Never heard of any Bridges, except Lunnon bridges, and one Molly
Bridges in Bridewell.”

So Israel departed; better clothed, but no wiser than before.

What to do next? He reckoned up his money, and concluded he had plenty
to carry him back to Doctor Franklin in Paris. Accordingly, taking a
turn to avoid the two nearest villages, he directed his steps towards
London, where, again taking the post-coach for Dover, he arrived on the
channel shore just in time to learn that the very coach in which he
rode brought the news to the authorities there that all intercourse
between the two nations was indefinitely suspended. The characteristic
taciturnity and formal stolidity of his fellow-travellers—all
Englishmen, mutually unacquainted with each other, and occupying
different positions in life—having prevented his sooner hearing the
tidings.

Here was another accumulation of misfortunes. All visions but those of
eventual imprisonment or starvation vanished from before the present
realities of poor Israel Potter. The Brentford gentleman had flattered
him with the prospect of receiving something very handsome for his
services as courier. That hope was no more. Doctor Franklin had
promised him his good offices in procuring him a passage home to
America. Quite out of the question now. The sage had likewise intimated
that he might possibly see him some way remunerated for his sufferings
in his country’s cause. An idea no longer to be harbored. Then Israel
recalled the mild man of wisdom’s words—“At the prospect of pleasure
never be elated; but without depression respect the omens of ill.” But
he found it as difficult now to comply, in all respects, with the last
section of the maxim, as before he had with the first.

While standing wrapped in afflictive reflections on the shore, gazing
towards the unattainable coast of France, a pleasant-looking cousinly
stranger, in seamen’s dress, accosted him, and, after some pleasant
conversation, very civilly invited him up a lane into a house of rather
secret entertainment. Pleased to be befriended in this his strait,
Israel yet looked inquisitively upon the man, not completely satisfied
with his good intentions. But the other, with good-humored violence,
hurried him up the lane into the inn, when, calling for some spirits,
he and Israel very affectionately drank to each other’s better health
and prosperity.

“Take another glass,” said the stranger, affably.

Israel, to drown his heavy-heartedness, complied. The liquor began to
take effect.

“Ever at sea?” said the stranger, lightly.

“Oh, yes; been a whaling.”

“Ah!” said the other, “happy to hear that, I assure you. Jim! Bill!”
And beckoning very quietly to two brawny fellows, in a trice Israel
found himself kidnapped into the naval service of the magnanimous old
gentleman of Kew Gardens—his Royal Majesty, George III.—“Hands off!”
said Israel, fiercely, as the two men pinioned him.

“Reglar game-cock,” said the cousinly-looking man. “I must get three
guineas for cribbing him. Pleasant voyage to ye, my friend,” and,
leaving Israel a prisoner, the crimp, buttoning his coat, sauntered
leisurely out of the inn.

“I’m no Englishman,” roared Israel, in a foam.

“Oh! that’s the old story,” grinned his jailers. “Come along. There’s
no Englishman in the English fleet. All foreigners. You may take their
own word for it.”

To be short, in less than a week Israel found himself at Portsmouth,
and, ere long, a foretopman in his Majesty’s ship of the line,
“Unprincipled,” scudding before the wind down channel, in company with
the “Undaunted,” and the “Unconquerable;” all three haughty Dons bound
to the East Indian waters as reinforcements to the fleet of Sir Edward
Hughs.

And now, we might shortly have to record our adventurer’s part in the
famous engagement off the coast of Coromandel, between Admiral
Suffrien’s fleet and the English squadron, were it not that fate
snatched him on the threshold of events, and, turning him short round
whither he had come, sent him back congenially to war against England;
instead of on her behalf. Thus repeatedly and rapidly were the fortunes
of our wanderer planted, torn up, transplanted, and dropped again,
hither and thither, according as the Supreme Disposer of sailors and
soldiers saw fit to appoint.




CHAPTER XIV.
IN WHICH ISRAEL IS SAILOR UNDER TWO FLAGS, AND IN THREE SHIPS, AND ALL
IN ONE NIGHT.


As running down channel at evening, Israel walked the crowded main-deck
of the seventy-four, continually brushed by a thousand hurrying
wayfarers, as if he were in some great street in London, jammed with
artisans, just returning from their day’s labor, novel and painful
emotions were his. He found himself dropped into the naval mob without
one friend; nay, among enemies, since his country’s enemies were his
own, and against the kith and kin of these very beings around him, he
himself had once lifted a fatal hand. The martial bustle of a great
man-of-war, on her first day out of port, was indescribably jarring to
his present mood. Those sounds of the human multitude disturbing the
solemn natural solitudes of the sea, mysteriously afflicted him. He
murmured against that untowardness which, after condemning him to long
sorrows on the land, now pursued him with added griefs on the deep. Why
should a patriot, leaping for the chance again to attack the oppressor,
as at Bunker Hill, now be kidnapped to fight that oppressor’s battles
on the endless drifts of the Bunker Hills of the billows? But like many
other repiners, Israel was perhaps a little premature with upbraidings
like these.

Plying on between Scilly and Cape Clear, the Unprincipled—which vessel
somewhat outsailed her consorts—fell in, just before dusk, with a large
revenue cutter close to, and showing signals of distress. At the
moment, no other sail was in sight.

Cursing the necessity of pausing with a strong fair wind at a juncture
like this, the officer-of-the-deck shortened sail, and hove to; hailing
the cutter, to know what was the matter. As he hailed the small craft
from the lofty poop of the bristling seventy-four, this lieutenant
seemed standing on the top of Gibraltar, talking to some lowland
peasant in a hut. The reply was, that in a sudden flaw of wind, which
came nigh capsizing them, not an hour since, the cutter had lost all
four foremost men by the violent jibing of a boom. She wanted help to
get back to port.

“You shall have one man,” said the officer-of-the-deck, morosely.

“Let him be a good one then, for heaven’s sake,” said he in the cutter;
“I ought to have at least two.”

During this talk, Israel’s curiosity had prompted him to dart up the
ladder from the main-deck, and stand right in the gangway above,
looking out on the strange craft. Meantime the order had been given to
drop a boat. Thinking this a favorable chance, he stationed himself so
that he should be the foremost to spring into the boat; though crowds
of English sailors, eager as himself for the same opportunity to escape
from foreign service, clung to the chains of the as yet imperfectly
disciplined man-of-war. As the two men who had been lowered in the boat
hooked her, when afloat, along to the gangway, Israel dropped like a
comet into the stern-sheets, stumbled forward, and seized an oar. In a
moment more, all the oarsmen were in their places, and with a few
strokes the boat lay alongside the cutter.

“Take which of them you please,” said the lieutenant in command,
addressing the officer in the revenue-cutter, and motioning with his
hand to his boat’s crew, as if they were a parcel of carcasses of
mutton, of which the first pick was offered to some customer. “Quick
and choose. Sit down, men”—to the sailors. “Oh, you are in a great
hurry to get rid of the king’s service, ain’t you? Brave chaps
indeed!—Have you chosen your man?”

All this while the ten faces of the anxious oarsmen looked with mute
longings and appealings towards the officer of the cutter; every face
turned at the same angle, as if managed by one machine. And so they
were. One motive.

“I take the freckled chap with the yellow hair—him,” pointing to
Israel.

Nine of the upturned faces fell in sullen despair, and ere Israel could
spring to his feet, he felt a violent thrust in his rear from the toes
of one of the disappointed behind him.

“Jump, dobbin!” cried the officer of the boat.

But Israel was already on board. Another moment, and the boat and
cutter parted. Ere long, night fell, and the man-of-war and her
consorts were out of sight.

The revenue vessel resumed her course towards the nighest port, worked
by but four men: the captain, Israel, and two officers. The cabin-boy
was kept at the helm. As the only foremast man, Israel was put to it
pretty hard. Where there is but one man to three masters, woe betide
that lonely slave. Besides, it was of itself severe work enough to
manage the vessel thus short of hands. But to make matters still worse,
the captain and his officers were ugly-tempered fellows. The one
kicked, and the others cuffed Israel. Whereupon, not sugared with his
recent experiences, and maddened by his present hap, Israel seeing
himself alone at sea, with only three men, instead of a thousand, to
contend against, plucked up a heart, knocked the captain into the lee
scuppers, and in his fury was about tumbling the first-officer, a small
wash of a fellow, plump overboard, when the captain, jumping to his
feet, seized him by his long yellow hair, vowing he would slaughter
him. Meanwhile the cutter flew foaming through the channel, as if in
demoniac glee at this uproar on her imperilled deck. While the
consternation was at its height, a dark body suddenly loomed at a
moderate distance into view, shooting right athwart the stern of the
cutter. The next moment a shot struck the water within a boat’s length.

“Heave to, and send a boat on board!” roared a voice almost as loud as
the cannon.

“That’s a war-ship,” cried the captain of the revenue vessel, in alarm;
“but she ain’t a countryman.”

Meantime the officers and Israel stopped the cutter’s way.

“Send a boat on board, or I’ll sink you,” again came roaring from the
stranger, followed by another shot, striking the water still nearer the
cutter.

“For God’s sake, don’t cannonade us. I haven’t got the crew to man a
boat,” replied the captain of the cutter. “Who are you?”

“Wait till I send a boat to you for that,” replied the stranger.

“She’s an enemy of some sort, that’s plain,” said the Englishman now to
his officers; “we ain’t at open war with France; she’s some
bloodthirsty pirate or other. What d’ye say, men?” turning to his
officers; “let’s outsail her, or be shot to chips. We can beat her at
sailing, I know.”

With that, nothing doubting that his counsel would be heartily
responded to, he ran to the braces to get the cutter before the wind,
followed by one officer, while the other, for a useless bravado,
hoisted the colors at the stern.

But Israel stood indifferent, or rather all in a fever of conflicting
emotions. He thought he recognized the voice from the strange vessel.

“Come, what do ye standing there, fool? Spring to the ropes here!”
cried the furious captain.

But Israel did not stir.

Meantime the confusion on board the stranger, owing to the hurried
lowering of her boat, with the cloudiness of the sky darkening 

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